Fat Lesbian Turns To Cannibalism

[Matt]

People of LBC be warned! This story is truely gruesome. Keep the children away from the screen while reading.



I'm not quite sure, but it seems this bull dyke has offered herself as a meal for this fine Christian man.

April 24, 2007 -- ROSIE O'Donnell's blue humor made faces red when she emceed the Matrix Awards in front of 2,000 feting New York's most accomplished women in media at the Waldorf-Astoria Grand Ballroom yesterday.
The loose-lipped lesbian dropped the F-bomb as Barbara Walters lowered her head on the dais and covered her face with her hand. O'Donnell concluded a rant about Donald Trump by grabbing her crotch and shouting, "Eat me!"

This kind of makes me hungry. Does anyone have a recipe for a lesbian casserole?

[SUV]

Re: Fat Lesbian Turns To Cannibalism

Brother, I am so Ill.

And why do you think Doctor and dentist offices seem to prefer to have this "woman" on their TV screens to torture us with? Is it that we might become even Sicker (and grind our teeth even more) so that they might make more Money with our continuing visits?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Fat Lesbian Turns To Cannibalism

This kind of makes me hungry. Does anyone have a recipe for a lesbian casserole?

I don't have a lezbean casserole recipe, but I do have a rabbit casserole recipe (to die for)!

Ingredients
110g/4oz rabbit, diced
85g/3oz seasoned plain flour
2tbsp olive oil
2tsp fresh thyme leaves
30ml/1fl oz white wine
55ml/2fl oz double cream
290ml/½ pint vegetable stock
1 orange, zested
1 tbsp fresh chives, chopped

Method1. Heat the oil in a large pan.
2. Dip the rabbit in the seasoned flour.
3. Add the rabbit to the hot oil and sauté until browned.
4. Add the thyme leaves.
5. Pour in the wine, cream and stock and stir.
6. Add the orange zest.
7. Simmer casserole for 12-15 minutes.
8. Remove casserole from hob and pour into a large dish.
9. Top with chives and serve.


P/S: That Pig of a woman is vile and disgusting. I hope JESUS smites her soon!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Fat Lesbian Turns To Cannibalism

mmmmmm....Nothing gets me going like Sister Thumper's rabbit casserole. JESUS Himslef would like it!