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  • Homertard
    Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2007
    • 668

    #16
    Re: God Hates Switzerland

    And we have customers from America, Germany, france, Britian, Ireland, and even Russia.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #17
      Re: God Hates Switzerland

      Originally posted by Homerta View Post
      Well, I attend Collge. And I help run a business. We stock the largest range of poppers and gimp suits in England!
      Do you mean to tell me that a 16 year old fag with broken fingers sells THESE!?

      What kind of degenerate are you?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Deaner
        Christ's Love Messenger
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5932

        #18
        Re: God Hates Switzerland

        I really liked this part from the story;

        nobody to represent martyred or dead creatures
        Martyred animals? So are we to expect cow's packed with explosives blowing themselves up in the meat department? Roving packs of turban wearing sheep demanding independence for their area of the field? The swiss are absolutely bonkers. I always suspected that yodelling was more a kind of brain seizure than a talent. I bet I'm not far off.

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        • SalvationSeeker
          True Christian™ Theologian
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 3892

          #19
          Re: God Hates Switzerland

          Originally posted by Homerta View Post
          Well, I attend Collge. And I help run a business. We stock the largest range of poppers and gimp suits in England!
          And you still have the NERVE to call yourself a Christian??
          While working for a bussiness that promote fornication, drug use, and sodomy?

          Although, I'm not really sure I believe you..
          Unsaved pre-teen trash like yourself tend to lie alot.
          And didn't you say you were a farmer?

          Cause wouldn't a store like that surely be located in London, and not the countryside?
          And btw stacking shelves isn't really "helping to run a bussiness"..
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • Homertard
            Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2007
            • 668

            #20
            Re: God Hates Switzerland

            Well acutally it wasn't drugs. Someone edited my post (again)

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #21
              Re: God Hates Switzerland

              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
              I really liked this part from the story;

              Martyred animals? So are we to expect cow's packed with explosives blowing themselves up in the meat department? Roving packs of turban wearing sheep demanding independence for their area of the field? The swiss are absolutely bonkers. I always suspected that yodelling was more a kind of brain seizure than a talent. I bet I'm not far off.
              I wonder whether these sheep count as martyrs:
              In the wake of the nail- biting penalty shoot-out victory over South Korea, and with Iraq's place in the finals booked, fans in Baghdad erupted onto the streets, dancing and slaughtering sheep in thanks to Allah. Then suicide bombs went off, killing 50 people and wounding more than 100.
              Note to self: never invite an Arab to a party, ever.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                 
                • Jun 2007
                • 6572

                #22
                Re: God Hates Switzerland

                Originally posted by Homertard View Post
                Yeah. I'm a business man. Blood is bad for business.
                Yeah....He's just making stuff up. This kid's not in business unless there's a stock ownership plan at a lemonade stand somewhere.
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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #23
                  Re: God Hates Switzerland

                  Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                  Yeah....He's just making stuff up. This kid's not in business unless there's a stock ownership plan at a lemonade stand somewhere.
                  Let this be a lesson to all you lurkers out there reading this: these forums are for discussing Christ's Love and the infallible truths contained within the Holy Bible. Implausible made-up fantasies will not be tolerated!
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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