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  • Brother Guy Bayard
    Anvil of the Antipodes
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2007
    • 1271

    #1

    Haha damn stoopid Cat-lickers

    I just got this in the electronic email box.
    I can only assume they got my name mixed up from somewhere! Boy are they going to fume when I tell them I spent their $850,000.00 on a new heated driveway, and diesel for the Sunseeker 64 I just bought.
    Gods money has a way of finding its way to those that deserve it most...
    Église catholique en France
    http://www.cef.fr/

    The Église catholique (stoopids) en France would like to notify you that you have
    been chosen by the board of trustees as one of the final recipients of
    a cash Grant/Donation for your own personal, educational, and business
    development. The Église catholique en France,(French stoopids) established 1977 by the
    Multi-Million groups and now supported by the Economic Community for
    West African States (ECOWAS), United Nations Organization (UNO)
    and the European Union (EU) was conceived with the objective of human
    growth, educational, and community development.

    In conjunction with the ECOWAS, UNO and the EU, We are giving out a
    yearly donation of US$850,000.00 (Eight hundred and
    Fifty thousand United states dollars only) each to 100 lucky
    recipients. These specific Donations/Grants will be awarded to 100
    lucky international recipients worldwide, in different categories.

    Based on the random selection exercise of internet websites and
    millions of supermarket cash invoices worldwide, you were selected
    amongst the lucky recipients to receive the award sum of
    US$850,000.00 as charity donations/aid. (Note that all beneficiaries
    email addresses were selected randomly from over 100,000 internet
    websites or a shop's cash invoice around your area in which you might
    have purchased something from). (I'll have to have a word to the help about shopping at Catholic sympathising supermarkets....)

    You are required to contact the Executive Secretary below, for
    qualification documentation and processing of your claims. After
    contacting our office, you will be given your donation pin number,
    which you will use in collecting the funds. Please endeavor to supply the reuested datas below and quote
    your Qualification numbers (CEF-080-2998-2996) in all discussions.

    FULL NAMES:............................................ ..
    ADDRESS:.......................................... ....
    CITY:............................................. .
    STATE:............................................ .. ZIP:..............................................
    COUNTRY:.......................................... ....
    SEX:..............................................
    AGE:..............................................
    MARITAL STATUS:........................................... ...
    OCCUPATION:....................................... .......
    E-MAIL ADDRESS:.......................................... ....
    RELIGON:.......................................... ....
    TELEPHONE NUMBER:........................................... ...

    I _________ HEREBY DECLARE THAT, ALL ABOVE INFORMATION PRODUCED BY ME ARE TRUE.



    Executive Secretary: Rev. Frédéric Jean-Louis
    Email:revjeanlouis73@yahoo.fr

    Please note that these donations/Grants are strictly administered by
    the EU, ECOWAS, UNO. You are by all means hereby advised to keep this
    whole information confidential until you have been able to collect your
    donation, as there have been many cases of double and unqualified
    claim, due to beneficiaries informing third parties about his/her
    donation.

    Finally, all funds should be claimed by their respective beneficiaries,
    no later than 20 days after notification. Failure to do so will mean
    cancellation of that beneficiary and its donation will then be reserved
    for next year's recipients.

    On behalf of the Board kindly, accept our warmest congratulations.

    Regards.
    Mr. François Édouard.

    No - ThankYOU , Mr Mary worshipper!!
    After I get my new heated driveway laid, I'm off cruising the Thai Islands to minister to the heathen. Surely you'd think theyd check their facts before awarding me with this Jesus-sent blessing?
    The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
    Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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