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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #1

    God smites cosplay furry pervert!

    The story has been whitewashed, of course:

    A Montana man dressed in a Bigfoot costume in an apparent attempt to provoke reports of sightings of the mythical creature was killed when he was struck by two cars on a highway.

    Randy Lee Tenley, 44, of Kalispell, in Northwest Montana, was standing in the right-hand lane of U.S. Highway 93 Sunday night when he was struck by a car, the Montana Highway Patrol said. A second car then hit him again as he lay in the road, authorities said.
    Interviews with his friends supposedly indicated that he was trying to get drivers' attention, so they'd think they had seen Bigfoot.

    A member of my congregation was in Montana on vacation, and (being a police officer in North Salem) was able to get a look at the police report.

    Truth is, this guy was a furry, hoping to pick up a trucker into Bigfoot sodomy!

    Thankfully, God has smitten him and reserved his place in Hell!
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