[Bobby-Joe]

Re: When God attacks!

Myanmar cyclone death toll soars above 43,000

That's 93,000 dead. PRAISE JESUS!!!

93,000 sinners DEAD!

OH JESUS I AM COMING! PRAISE THE LORD!

[Brother V]

Re: When God attacks!

Brothers and Sisters;

I just looked at the main news page on Yahoo. And what do I see? Two of the top headlines are this.

China quake death toll could rise to 50,000


and

Myanmar cyclone death toll soars above 43,000

That's 93,000 dead. PRAISE JESUS!!!

Surely this is one of the signs that the end of times is near?

Can the rapture be far away?

I wonder how our friends at Rapture Ready are handling this news?

They are gearing up. Friends, since the end is near, now would be a great time to max out your credit card on the paypal button below. You will have no need for the money left in your account when you are taken to heaven!

PRAISE JESUS!!!

YIC
V

[Brother V]

Re: When God attacks!

PS: are the dead people from Myanmar chinks, nips, or gooks?

I believe the correct term for Asian of Indiscriminate Origin is "Pancake Face".

Slope, Slanteye, or Yellow are also acceptable.

Burmese is also acceptable. (Especially to the ruling military junta). If you are talking to part of the opposition, you would call them Myanmarese.

YIC
V

[Wide-Open]

Re: When God attacks!

Thanks for correcting me Brother V, it is appreciated. I think I got carried away ever so slightly.

But let's face it: chinks, nips, gooks... it's all oriental to me, so I never bothered to keep them apart. (just kept them at a distance)

Still, I'll try to make the distinction in the future. I guess the Lord deserves that for his hard work.

PS: are the dead people from Myanmar chinks, nips, or gooks?

[Brother V]

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In the mean time we're already at 50.000 dead nips!

Awesome God, you ROCK! [ATTACH]4868[/ATTACH][ATTACH]4868[/ATTACH][ATTACH]4868[/ATTACH]

Dear Brother WO, Nips are Japs; Chinks are ... chinks.

Just look at wiki.

Nip is a ... word for a Japanese person. It is derived from "Nippon" (mispronounced with a short "i" sound), the Japanese term for Japan. Usage in this context probably peaked around the time of World War II. It is seldom used this way today. Heard frequently on the WWII-based sitcom McHale's Navy.

Chink is ...any person of Chinese descent. It is also commonly ... people of general East Asian descent.

Hope this will help you in the future. I know sometimes you struggle with the glorious American language. So, it's always good to help a brother out.

YIC
V

[Wide-Open]

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In the mean time we're already at 50.000 dead nips!

Awesome God, you ROCK!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: When God attacks!

Brother Bobby, the carnage isn't over yet.

China's about to have a mass casualty experience too.


Secular News Source




So there's 15k dead already, but the article doesn't say how many more could die if/when the levee breaks.

YIC
V

Gloriously the numbers of victims of Jesus' Tough Love can reach as high as 40,000 when the missing and trapped are added in! Catastrophic flooding could easily put the numbers up with Mymanar. PRAISE Jesus I know He will do it!

The Lord taketh in Mississippi 1st congressional district but He giveth with China. PRAISE!

[Brother V]

Re: When God attacks!

Brother Bobby, the carnage isn't over yet.

China's about to have a mass casualty experience too.


Secular News Source

DUJIANGYAN, China (Reuters) - The death toll from China's deadliest earthquake in decades climbed to nearly 15,000 on Wednesday, as officials warned of calamities downstream from broken rivers and dams strained to bursting point.

So there's 15k dead already, but the article doesn't say how many more could die if/when the levee breaks.

YIC
V

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: When God attacks!

JUST BREAKING!

The euro-trash Red Cross reports

128,000 may have been killed by God in Myanmar!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080514/ap_on_re_as/myanmar

This is unbelievable. The Lord is going for His record with the Asian Tsunami. GLORY! Even better the artical relates 2.5 million sinners are at risk! 2.5 million!

GOD IS INDEED GREAT!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Jesus is clearly not done with the wicked.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080514/ap_on_re_as/myanmar

New storms to drown more hell bound scum in Myanmar. PRAISE!

40,000 dead, missing or buried in China! GLORY! IS GOD GOING FOR A NEW RECORD HERE? The faithful can only pray this is true!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080514/wl_afp/chinaquake_080514151900;_ylt=Aqmz79PDVaQChs0LqddfFGZPzWQA

[Bobby-Joe]

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Glorious news from Jesus has killed 12,000 people! GLORY TO HIM! PRAISE BE HIS NAME! 18,000 buried alive, if Jesus is merciful this could 30,000 dead!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080513/ap_on_re_as/china_earthquake

As Star Finder as pointed out The Hand of God has punished sinners Georgia, Missouri and Oklahoma. Only 22 dead but that 22 less democrat moonbats to plague this country! AMEN!

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-tornado12-2008may12,0,3850692.story

Florida is paying for it's sins as sinners lose their homes to God's cleansing fire. HALLELUJAH!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/05/14/2243875.htm?section=world

[Star Finder]

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yeah, I had heard that there might have been a homersexual in Georgia and that's why GOD smote them with WIND~

[ExGay Alex]

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All typhoons and earthquakes are acts of God, because God controls the heavens and the earth. I believe that Myanmar and China must have had a level of sin that was offensive to God, and they were recipients of the judgment of God for that.

I have heard that there was to be a homosexual parade in Rangoon on the day that the cyclone came. That parade was going to reach a level of depraved sexuality never demonstrated before in Rangoon but the military government couldn't stop it before the coming elections without fear of looking repressive. The Bible teaches that when you violate the law of God, that God brings punishment sometimes before the day of judgment. And I believe that the cyclone was, in fact, the judgment of God against the Burmese.

As for the Chinese, it seems that more than 900 school children are trapped. This is clearly a divine message to kill these Godless Chinese before they can breed, because, seriously, once these boys start to have boners in class they will fornicate and multiply like roaches. And once they breed they will all grow up to want their own car that will pollute our air and increase demand on the gasoline, driving up our gas prices and strengthening the Muslim's hand. Chinese population control is the only way to preserve precious resources for the rest of us. Plus I have never liked them.

And schools are places where evolutionary teaching and homosexual experimentation first manifest themselves. It is fitting that the schools should be the target of God's wrath and it is a pity that HE did not eliminate a statistically significant number (what is 900 out of 1.3 billion, after all?).

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: When God attacks!

Difficult one Brother. Right now, I am using all my praying power for the estimate that there soon will be 1.5 million dead Myanmariums.

1.5 million? Brother, dare we hope the news this glorious?

[Wide-Open]

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EDIT: Glorious news! The death toll is up to 7,600. Dare we pray for 20,000?

Difficult one Brother. Right now, I am using all my praying power for the estimate that there soon will be 1.5 million dead Myanmariums.