When God attacks!

[SUV]

Re: When God attacks!

"Myanmar"

This is an even more fictitious Country than Bell-gum!

JESUS wants us to up our Tithes with any Money we could have blown to the wind. My GOD, it sounds like another planet!!!

[Freitod]

Re: When God attacks!

Were are you giving continuous, 24/7 thanks for Jesus in all this? Jesus died for your sins and all you talk about in "me, me, me, all about me".

Because I have not been provided with enough proof to convince myself that God exists. Besides, I was desribing my actions and wondering if they were sins, please read what I write before you chose to answer, I have little time for explaning things that are completely clear to the average person.

[Freitod]

Re: When God attacks!

You are going to hell for your sins. It just so happens that most of the things you describe are sin.

Why? The bible clearly states that God loves us. If he loves human beings, then why does he let us suffer in hell or on earth? If God is good then why does he let evil exist? And why are we, being his creations, imperfect? It does not make sense.

[Brother V]

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How do you define a sinner (human waste)? I am wondering for I am quite different compared to normal humans. I love walking in the woods during the night listening to music. I love philosophy ( Nietzsche, Mill, Locke etc) and creating melancholic art. Is this sinful behaviour? I usually dress in black and I love the culture of my pagan ancestors (the vikings), am I going to hell for this?

You are going to hell for your sins. It just so happens that most of the things you describe are sin.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: When God attacks!

How do you define a sinner (human waste)? I am wondering for I am quite different compared to normal humans. I love walking in the woods during the night listening to music. I love philosophy ( Nietzsche, Mill, Locke etc) and creating melancholic art. Is this sinful behaviour? I usually dress in black and I love the culture of my pagan ancestors (the vikings), am I going to hell for this?

Were are you giving continuous, 24/7 thanks for Jesus in all this? Jesus died for your sins and all you talk about in "me, me, me, all about me".

[Freitod]

Re: When God attacks!

GLORY!!!!

Just like Katrina! GOD is merely flushing his righteous cosmic toilet of "human waste".


Enjoy HELL sinners!!!!

How do you define a sinner (human waste)? I am wondering for I am quite different compared to normal humans. I love walking in the woods during the night listening to music. I love philosophy ( Nietzsche, Mill, Locke etc) and creating melancholic art. Is this sinful behaviour? I usually dress in black and I love the culture of my pagan ancestors (the vikings), am I going to hell for this?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: When God attacks!

GLORY!!!!

Just like Katrina! GOD is merely flushing his righteous cosmic toilet of "human waste".


Enjoy HELL sinners!!!!

[Nobar King]

Re: When God attacks!

Is Landover sending anything to Myanmar to help the survivors? Maybe some Bibles (I'm not sure if we can get any in Burmese, though)?

[Brother V]

First on Saturday, God broke the front legs of that uppity distaff bitch mare Eight Belles.

Then he sent a cyclone to kill thousands of people in Myanmar.

More than 10,000 people dead, and one horse (that we know of, there may have been some horses on Myanmar, but I doubt it, they probably ate it already).

Last night I was watching a show about big fish on PBS (yes it's secular; but on TBN was a rerun of Rod Parsley, so I watched PBS) and they claim the reason that there's not as many big fish is because there are too many people.

Apparently God agreed and thought the number was off by about 10,000 so he killed some people in Myanmar.

PRAISE JESUS!

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