[Scott Richards]

Re: God Hates Selfies

Selfies lead to homosexuality because men and women will start admiring themselves smore and then want to see what their parts look like on other bodies of the same sex. especially those people that look liek animals that could lead to bestiality. Elen Degeneres is living proof.

[lukasekman]

Re: God Hates Selfies

If you really have to pollute this Godly forum with heathen selfies, do at least make it with a homeless. When making a selfie with a homeless, you'll automatically tilt your face and aim the phone in the best possible angle, and will look up to 50 percent better.

You will also remind the bum that God watches him as he watches you:

Neither is there any creature that is not manifest in his sight: but all things are naked and opened unto the eyes of him with whom we have to do.
- Hebrews 4:13
The LORD looketh from heaven; he beholdeth all the sons of men.
- Psalm 33:13

Doing selfies with beggars is much better than giving them money, since things will start working together and they will stop being poor if they show love to God:

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.
- Romans 8:28

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: God Hates Selfies

How very apropos for this comment to have been placed just under the Dutch wench'es post by the LORD's Perfect Sovereignty. Why, just looking at the photo above, I can identify this woman as not only a slack harlot, but one who socializes with the most depraved homosexuals.
Makes me angry to see this is what the Dutch think is "normal" these days. They were once such a devout people.

What I am looking for, and have never seen, is a selfie of a housewife wearing an apron. I don't understand why women need to portray themselves in any other way.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: God Hates Selfies

Go ahead, yuk it up all you want - Jesus is getting serious about selfies. The head lice were just a warning.

Couple plunges to death while taking photo at cliff edge
A couple 'taking a selfie' at a cliff edge at Cabo da Roca, a popular spot for tourists in Portugal, fell hundreds of feet to their death.

A couple taking a photo on the edge of a cliff died when they fell hundreds of feet while their young children watched, according to news reports.

The Polish couple died after falling from the rocky edge in Cabo da Roca in west Portugal. They were apparently taking a 'selfie' photo of themselves, according to NBC and others, though details of the events leading up to the fall were still hazy.

A local English language news site, the Portugal Resident, said the parents had given the children the camera to take a picture.

Their children, ages 5 and 6, were turned over to Polish diplomats and are undergoing psychiatric care.

The parents may have crossed a safety barrier in order to reach the cliff edge, the Daily Mail reported.

It happened Saturday but the rising tide prevent emergency crews from recovering the bodies until Sunday.

Monika Dulian, Poland's consul in Lisbon, said the family had lived in Portugal for several years, the Daily Mail reported.

The U.K.'s The Independent has some video of the Portuguese rescue operation.

The cliff edge at Portugal's most westerly point is a popular spot for tourists looking to photograph themselves "at the edge of Europe."

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/08/11/selfie-death-fall-portugal/13922025/

[Dutch Girl]

Re: God Hates Selfies

This thread needs more selfies!

[Eva_Christensen]

Re: God Hates Selfies

...

Ever since Obama took that selfie with that slut Danish Prime Minister, selfies have been in the news. It's not known whether Obama got a dose of head lice or was made to suffer at the hands of Michelle, but it's becoming clear that God is not fond of selfies.

I hope you can forgive me intruding like this - not beeing a and all - but I do feel I have to appologize for our slut Danish Prime Ministers selfie, with Obama - I live in that God forsaken country of Denmark and I was so distraught when I first saw it!

Knowing that God hates selfies, Obama, female heads of state AND Denmark, I pray every day, that the good Lord will send us a proper man to guide us and show this country the right direction.

Prayers
E

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Selfies

In my experience, it's the low class and the mud people who tend to spread this vile fad.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: God Hates Selfies

The selfie is very important to society my friends and we should all pay attention.

Selfies are a Gods way for us to identify a person. If a female does the selfie then she is a slack harlot. If a man does the selfie then he is gay for satan.

M

How very apropos for this comment to have been placed just under the Dutch wench'es post by the LORD's Perfect Sovereignty. Why, just looking at the photo above, I can identify this woman as not only a slack harlot, but one who socializes with the most depraved homosexuals. If you notice, she's not taking this picture herself. Her arm is not raised as is seen in the "selfie." Also note that she's completely naked. Clearly her hands are busy... elsewhere. The fact that the man taking the picture isn't actively mounting her in this moment captured on film means that he has been brainwashed by Big Sodomy and sees no more allure in the naked woman's form than a man might find in the form of a slug. In other words, he's so queer that he probably didn't even notice she was naked and doing disgusting things to herself. Makes me angry to see this is what the Dutch think is "normal" these days. They were once such a devout people.

[Holy Henry]

Re: God Hates Selfies

The selfie is very important to society my friends and we should all pay attention.

Selfies are a Gods way for us to identify a person. If a female does the selfie then she is a slack harlot. If a man does the selfie then he is gay for satan.

M

[Jason the drunk mick]

Re: God Hates Selfies

Yet there is a picture of you on all your posts.

Myself, I love selfies!

I love selfies too and head lice are hardly a punishment, sure it is annoying but all it takes is a bottle of some lice killer and problem solved
Btw love your selfie

[lukasekman]

Re: God Hates Selfies

I have a strict selfie policy in my family - a selfie equals corporal punishment and the permanent confiscation of the phone. The only exception is if they wear a "stop being poor" t-shirt or tanktop, and doing the selfie with a homeless.

[Dutch Girl]

Re: God Hates Selfies

but it's becoming clear that God is not fond of selfies

Yet there is a picture of you on all your posts.

Myself, I love selfies!

[John Creeser]

Re: God Hates Selfies

Well it appears the hellbound catlicks have embraced the selfie

Oddly enough, there is a selfie of a negro mother and her niglet. I didn't think darkies were smart enough to figure out a "smartphone". I doubt it was a selfie, someone took that picture.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: God Hates Selfies

Ellen DeGenerate (Godmocking dyke) proves furthermore that selfies are the work of Satan. Is there any doubt that she is using magic?

http://entertainment.time.com/2014/03/02/oscars-ellen-meryl-streep-selfie/

Oscars 2014: This Is the Most Retweeted Photo Ever

Is this the most star-studded selfie of all time?

Have you ever tried to get a selfie with 10+ people? It’s hard! Really hard.

Accordingly, major props are due to Oscars hostess Ellen DeGeneres for managing to pull off a selfie with so much star wattage it’s almost blinding — there’s Jennifer Lawrence, Channing Tatum, Julia Roberts, Kevin Spacey, Brad Pitt, Lupita Nyong’o (and her date, her brother Junior), Angelina Jolie, Bradley Cooper and Meryl Streep — plus Ellen herself, of course.

Previously, Barack Obama’s election-night photo of him embracing Michelle, which has been retweeted over 778,000 times, was the most-retweeted photo of all time; it took less than an hour for Ellen’s to beat his record and hit 1 million retweets on this photo.

In her own words? This selfie is thoroughly #blessed.

[VictoryOS]

Re: God Hates Selfies

Oh my, don't they look like they've been doing drugs together? They probably just got finished huffing marihuana and don't even know where they are.