[James Hutchins]

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Bob, will that case of AR-15's I ordered get the sale price? If so, with the savings, I'd like to get scopes and muzzle flash suppressors for each. You can also throw in a few cases of flash bangs, the kids love those things. I will be in Saturday morning.

[Bob4God]

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ANNOUNCING THE FREEHOLD FIREARMS TOWN HALL SALE! IT'S HUGE! PRAISE GOD!

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, FREEHOLD FIREARMS WILL CUT 14% OFF OF ANY, THAT'S RIGHT, ANY

TACTICAL WEAPON ON OUR SHELVES!

From flame throwers to flash-bangs, from combat shotguns to cannons, we understand that "right of the people to peaceably assemble" means large groups of Republicans flashing their weapons!



Facts are facts: The government that governs least governs best. And now that Obama has clutched power, America is doomed. BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE. Conservatives everywhere are standing up and saying "NO" to tax increases, communist health care, GODless government, and tax increases!



WE CAN HELP! WE ARE CUTTING 14% OFF OF ANY TACTICAL WEAPON ON OUR SHELVES!

And as a special bonus, WE WILL GIVE YOU A LIST OF ALL LOCAL PROTESTS BEING HELD BY GODLY CONSERVATIVES WITHIN A 500 MILE RADIUS! That means you'll know where you can go as soon as you walk out the door with your new AR-15! PRAISE GOD!

SO COME ON DOWN TO FREEHOLD FIREARMS ON THE CORNER OF EXODUS AND 7th AND EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO PEACEABLY ASSEMBLE WITH INSTRUMENTS OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION TODAY!

[Nobar King]

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We haven't had any zombie outbreaks recently, but you can never be too careful:

TAC-15 Tactical Crossbow for Zombie Outbreak

Hunting will get a lot more interesting next month when PSE releases their TAC-15 crossbow. It mounts directly on a AR-15 rifle, allowing you to swap between both weapons with minimal tinkering.

Why would you need a crossbow when you are already holding an AR-15? I cannot envision a scenario where it makes sense—unless you are invited to some island beyond the bounds of law where men are hunted for sport. You don't want to make it too easy, so you hunt with the crossbow. Then again, we are talking about the most dangerous game of all here, so you have the high-powered rifle as a backup. Speaking of backups, you might want to add the G.R.A.D. .22-cal knife gun to your double-kill arsenal just in case. Hit the following link to see a video of the TAC-15 in action. [YouTube]

[Nobar King]

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You are the reason the Sheriff is elected and not hired from a pool of imbeciles.

[miss mendoza]

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from my point of view killing should be a last resort T_T like if nothing else can be done and you must do it.. even though id only do it to protect a loved one. so umm.. yeah killing bad letting them live and putting them in jail to make their lives hell and knowing you were responsible? priceless

[ThatOneGothicChick]

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Wow..killing people huh? Have fun in jail&hell. =] Your all going to be turned in soon. This site is going down.

[Bob4God]

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COMING SOON: WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE A TRUE AMERICAN?

Sgt. G. Wagoner, USMC (retired), will give a lecture on what it takes to be a True Patriot in an America facing moral crisis like never before.

Sgt. Wagoner will share the amazing true story of his experience of defending America from Vietnam, and the soft boys he turned to hard men as a True Christian Drill Sergeant.

We heartily encourage you to bring your sons to this Patriotic event, at the GODS, guns 'n Guts Hunting Club east of Freehold on Moses Road.

Event begins at 1:00 PM on May 2nd.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm willing to pay a few thou for some tiger skins.

Mamma needs a new fur coat.

Didn't I just give your mother a fur coat last Christmas?

[Bob4God]

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Brother Nobar, I think I might have a case of that stuff buried in the backroom somewhere. I think it was opened but the cans should still be good.

BTB, I am not directly in charge of processing items obtained from exotic hunting trips, but I can pass the word along to some of the folks who obtain their licenses from me.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I'm willing to pay a few thou for some tiger skins.

Mamma needs a new fur coat.

[Nobar King]

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Hey Bob4, can you get a case of this for me from the supplier?

[Bob4God]

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ATTENTION!

Next Saturday (February 14) FREEHOLD FIREARMS will be offering a lecture on firearm safety and how liberals are using it to take away our rights. The lecture will be followed by a presentation showing the dangers that violent video games pose to our youth, and then we will have a workshop on animal skinning techniques and gutting.

Be at the GOD, Guns 'n Guts hunting club east of Freehold on Moses Road at 2:00 PM!

Hope to see you there!

-B4G

[Bob4God]

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ATTENTION PATRIOTS! HAVE YOU RENEWED YOUR LICENSES?

FREEHOLD FIREARMS would like to issue a friendly reminder to all of you who have hunting and concealed carry licenses to remind you to make sure they are up to date. The new far-left 'president' Obama will use every loophole he can to take away our rights, so be sure that you're legal!

If you need to obtain or renew any licenses, come on down to FREEHOLD FIREARMS on the corner of Exodus and 7th and we'll get you fixed up!

Available licenses are:

Duck Hunting $14.99

Deer Hunting $14.99

Lion, Tiger, Spotted Owl and Elephant Hunting *$299

Wicca Hunting $7.99

Homo Hunting $7.99

Harlot Hunting $7.99

Demon Hunting $7.99

Concealed Carry $3.99
SPECIAL NOTICE TO THOSE OF YOU WHO PURCHASED WICCA, HOMO, OR HARLOT HUNTING LICENSES FROM US:

Apparently there was some confusion over the powers granted by these licenses. The Wicca, Homo, and Harlot Hunting Licenses do not grant permission for you to kill the subjects of your hunt. You are permitted only to capture the offenders for safe keeping until the Landover Security boys arrive to take over the situation. Please stop shooting to kill!

Also, the godless liberals in our left-wing government have been harassing us recently for printing and issuing these licenses out of the backroom of FREEHOLD FIREARMS, (whatever happened to free enterprise?) and there are some new strings attached to obtaining a license or weapon unfortunately. You must now present proof of age and details regarding criminal history to obtain any licenses or guns from us.**

We are sorry for any inconvenience and are working swiftly with the Landover Baptist Church Legal Team to re-establish our Constitutional right to bear arms and practice our religion at the same time.

As always, GOD bless!





*Does not include FREEHOLD, IOWA EXOTIC HUNTING CLUB membership fees or legal coverage.

** HOWEVER, we will waive the background check procedure if you can produce proof of being a True Christian or if the Landover Head of Security knows you personally.

[Bob4God]

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SENCIO Landmine Detector



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Mister Clear Out Gas Grenade



Sometimes all it takes is a little crowd control. With the Mister Clear Out Gas Grenade, you can keep everything from packs of illegal Mexicans to escaped colored convicts off your Christian property! Ask about our special grenade/gas mask super True Christian combo deal!
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Genuine Plastic Nightstick



This is personal protection at it's simplest form. But don't let simplicity fool you! This baby packs a punch! This is the very same model that we personally sold to Pastor Deacon Fred to keep under the Landover Baptist church pulpit! ONLY $9.99!

[Nobar King]

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Order extra darts. That's where they get you, with the dart-accessory costs. Three would barely be enough to stop even a zombie.