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Well, satan's birthday is just around the corner, and the LBC Youth Group has been hard at work getting ready to bring the unsaved closer to Salvation through our annual "Hell House". Thousands of people will stand in line for hours and gladly make a love offering of $25 each, because they think they will be experiencing a "Halloween Haunted House".
In fact, the kids have put together that and so much more. Participants will walk through "Hell House" and experience the following:
A realistic reenactment of the murder of Cassie Bernall, a teenager victim at the Columbine High School in 1999-APR. She was allegedly asked whether she believed in God, answered yes, and was murdered on the spot.
A realistic satanic ritual, including a human sacrifice.
Women undergoing abortions, then suffering from post abortion syndrome.
Homersexurals dying of AIDS and then being tortured in hell by satan.
The dangers of dabbling in the occult, such as reading Harry Potter books, or playing with an ouija board.
The tragic results of pre-marital sex.
A coven of witches tricking high school students into joining their cult.
A grisly scene of 9/11 carnage.
In the final room, they will be required to beg for the love of Jesus Christ, and be forced to sign a legal affidavit swearing allegiance to Him and promising a 30% per year tithe to LBC.
PRAISE JESUS!
In fact, the kids have put together that and so much more. Participants will walk through "Hell House" and experience the following:
A realistic reenactment of the murder of Cassie Bernall, a teenager victim at the Columbine High School in 1999-APR. She was allegedly asked whether she believed in God, answered yes, and was murdered on the spot.
A realistic satanic ritual, including a human sacrifice.
Women undergoing abortions, then suffering from post abortion syndrome.
Homersexurals dying of AIDS and then being tortured in hell by satan.
The dangers of dabbling in the occult, such as reading Harry Potter books, or playing with an ouija board.
The tragic results of pre-marital sex.
A coven of witches tricking high school students into joining their cult.
A grisly scene of 9/11 carnage.
In the final room, they will be required to beg for the love of Jesus Christ, and be forced to sign a legal affidavit swearing allegiance to Him and promising a 30% per year tithe to LBC.
PRAISE JESUS!
