[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Looking for a high-pressure sprinkler system

Those dogs are excellently trained I must say. They leave me completely alone yet they attacked my annoying mailman with a vengeance today!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Looking for a high-pressure sprinkler system

Thank you for the instructions. They are very effective, I don't think Mrs. Johnson has any dogs left . The for sale sign is still in front of the house. One slight mishap was that the dogs immediately attacked a prospect buyer when he arrived.

Oops, yeah when they're told to guard, they guard from any and all intruders. One thing you'll notice with my dogs is how happily they'll tear into someone (okay, I'm advertising). I don't tend to video tape so this isn't my dog, but here's an example of how we start training. I like to start with something small, and then teach the dog to guard larger and larger areas.

It's not the dog's fault, it's the grandson. He also shot himself in his foot when I gave him his first gun for his 6th birthday.

tsk, oh well, live and learn. I'm sure he'll think twice about sticking his fingers near a Rottweilers mouth again.


Oh, and I want to mention for anyone who wants a dog but doesn't like Rottweilers, I'm willing to work with almost any breed. Seth's Brittany could do it up until they fired the gun, in which case he'd let go of the guy and start looking for the downed bird.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Looking for a high-pressure sprinkler system

Please make sure to not over feed them, they tend get loggy if they're fed too much. Also, I guess I don't think of 3 cups of food a day as much. During their teenage growth spurt they can get up to 8 cups a day! Oh, and sorry the food is so expensive, only the best for the best I always say. I wonder how Mrs. Johnston is dealing with the little rats having to go. It cannot be pleasant inside her home right now.

Thank you for the instructions. They are very effective, I don't think Mrs. Johnson has any dogs left . The for sale sign is still in front of the house. One slight mishap was that the dogs immediately attacked a prospect buyer when he arrived.

Did your grandson stick his finger into the kennel? I'm sorry, I should of mentioned when they're in their kennel they are to be left alone as that's their space and their down time.

It's not the dog's fault, it's the grandson. He also shot himself in his foot when I gave him his first gun for his 6th birthday.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Looking for a high-pressure sprinkler system

They take a little getting used to, but I am sure the finger one of my grandsons lost will grow back. They are obviously very well trained, they obey the commands I give them flawlessly.

They are amazingly effective though, I am not sure what it is exactly but I haven't seen one of Mrs. Johnson's dogs since I let them out. I put a new for sale sign in front of her house and put the dogs with some food close to it now.

Please make sure to not over feed them, they tend get loggy if they're fed too much. Also, I guess I don't think of 3 cups of food a day as much. During their teenage growth spurt they can get up to 8 cups a day! Oh, and sorry the food is so expensive, only the best for the best I always say.

I wonder how Mrs. Johnston is dealing with the little rats having to go. It cannot be pleasant inside her home right now. Did your grandson stick his finger into the kennel? I'm sorry, I should of mentioned when they're in their kennel they are to be left alone as that's their space and their down time.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Looking for a high-pressure sprinkler system

Is that the guy sitting in the pickup giving the workers on our lot the finger?

Yes that's him, he is not a happy camper. Just because the land was in his family for 150 years does not mean that he should won it for ever. Last week I purchased the deed to the last 250 acres of his land from the bank. I believe he got the foreclosure papers Monday morning. I always wanted a 18 hole golf course, I hate to wait in lines

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Looking for a high-pressure sprinkler system

They take a little getting used to, but I am sure the finger one of my grandsons lost will grow back. They are obviously very well trained, they obey the commands I give them flawlessly.

They are amazingly effective though, I am not sure what it is exactly but I haven't seen one of Mrs. Johnson's dogs since I let them out. I put a new for sale sign in front of her house and put the dogs with some food close to it now.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Looking for a high-pressure sprinkler system

So how are the boys working out for you?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Looking for a high-pressure sprinkler system

COM, I got a call from the Chicago chapter of Guido INC. If the dogs dont work out, they will drive over and explain to the old bat just why she should move. When I moved here the farmer that I purchased my land from told me that it was not for sale, and as you can see he changed his mind.

Is that the guy sitting in the pickup giving the workers on our lot the finger?

I'm picking up the boys at 7:00 tonight, I had the two sent down that are considered "dog agressive". They had to be muzzled and drugged for transport, so they probably won't be much use until tomorrow.

Don't worry, they are well trained and if they show any aggression they have the magic "down" word (I'll tell you when I drop them off).

[James Dewitt]

Re: Looking for a high-pressure sprinkler system

COM, I got a call from the Chicago chapter of Guido INC. If the dogs dont work out, they will drive over and explain to the old bat just why she should move. When I moved here the farmer that I purchased my land from told me that it was not for sale, and as you can see he changed his mind.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Thank you, I am very curious how this is going to work out. My wife already ordered the dog food you recommended. Do they really eat that much?

[BelieverInGod]

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I am going to give the dogs a try first and if that doesn't work your friendly friend certainly sounds interesting.

The boys are being shipped tomorrow, if she does anything to them, she'll have me to deal with.

[Cranky Old Man]

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COM, I have not suggested this before, its rather extreme. I will make a call to some friends of mine in New York and have them come and have a chat with old lady Johnson, Guido and the boys can be very persuasive.

I am going to give the dogs a try first and if that doesn't work your friendly friend certainly sounds interesting.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Looking for a high-pressure sprinkler system

COM, I have not suggested this before, its rather extreme. I will make a call to some friends of mine in New York and have them come and have a chat with old lady Johnson, Guido and the boys can be very persuasive.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Well I do have a couple that I could loan you that are a tad aggressive towards smaller dogs. Would it help? I don't want them blown up or shot though

Since shooting them doesn't seem to help much, I think I would want to give that a try. I already deactivated the remote controlled intelligent beartraps I got from Free Market Fred. I can not guarantee your dogs will survive though, Mrs. Johnson might do something to them. I will PM you some pictures of her dogs so you can determine what type they are.

[BelieverInGod]

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I am sorry, I never realized dogs could be a solid investment. I am quite sure Mrs. Johnsons dogs are worth absolutely nothing though.

Well I do have a couple that I could loan you that are a tad aggressive towards smaller dogs. Would it help?

I don't want them blown up or shot though