[see_the_light]

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Yeah well SISTER you is THINKIN' yourself RIGHT INTO HELL !!

The poor misled child has taken to thinking she can think...

We must help her SEE THE TRUTH OF OUR SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST!

[Brother Love]

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That's the bible. I don't follow the bible. You've just proven yet again how sexist the bible really is.
I don't need some book to think for me, I can do it just fine myself.

Yeah well SISTER you is THINKIN' yourself RIGHT INTO HELL !!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Did you at least come with interchangeable heads? I imagine your husband might tire of this one and its incessant yap-yap-yappering, if you treat him in any way as you do us!

Sorry, this is reality, not 'the Stepford wives'. Sheesh.

I bet he wishes he could pop on a nice, sweet, blonde teenage cheerleader Christian head now and again, and have a hot meal waiting for him, followed by a back rub, and maybe something really decadent, like . . . a hot fudge sundae or some cherry pie . . .

Ooooooh he'd better not, if he knows what's good for him......

Woman! In the eyes of The Lord, women are men's servants!
Exodus 20:17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Notice how coveting thy neighbour's husband isn't mentioned, that's because husbands, unlike wives, aren't property!

1 Corinthians 11:8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

That's the bible. I don't follow the bible. You've just proven yet again how sexist the bible really is.
I don't need some book to think for me, I can do it just fine myself.

[OnYourKnees]

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I didn't come with a dowry, So there.

Did you at least come with interchangeable heads? I imagine your husband might tire of this one and its incessant yap-yap-yappering, if you treat him in any way as you do us!

I bet he wishes he could pop on a nice, sweet, blonde teenage cheerleader Christian head now and again, and have a hot meal waiting for him, followed by a back rub, and maybe something really decadent, like . . . a hot fudge sundae or some cherry pie . . .

[Brother Temperance]

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That isn't true. Marriage is meant to be a partnership, not an owner/slave relationship. (Unless the two people involved are into BDSM, but let's not go there.)

The fact is, a woman's chest belongs to her, and no one else. So there.

Woman! In the eyes of The Lord, women are men's servants!
Exodus 20:17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Notice how coveting thy neighbour's husband isn't mentioned, that's because husbands, unlike wives, aren't property!

1 Corinthians 11:8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

[see_the_light]

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This is not two centuries ago. I didn't come with a dowry, that's an antiquated notion that's no longer necessary.

Heathen, no dowry... how did you ever find a husband that would take you?

The LORD OUR SAVIOUR must have plans for you to let you have it so easy....

Maybe there are special circunstances? A bit retarded? On drugs without knowing? Did you fall on your head when you were little?

REPENT AND PRAY TO OUR SAVIOUR !

[Brother Love]

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Sweet merciful crawdads, I do NOT have crawdads!.....I mean crabs.....I mean crawdads.....crabs or crawdads!


This is not two centuries ago. I didn't come with a dowry, that's an antiquated notion that's no longer necessary. Nowadays people (except for those who still have arranged marriages) choose who they marry for love, not for whose parents can supply the biggest bribe.
And how is MY flesh, which is attached to MY body, not mine? What about when I die? (Knock on wood not for a long time) Then my chest will be cremated along with the rest of my body, not preserved in a jar. Thus proving my point.


That isn't true. Marriage is meant to be a partnership, not an owner/slave relationship. (Unless the two people involved are into BDSM, but let's not go there.)

The fact is, a woman's chest belongs to her, and no one else. So there.

I knew ya WOULDN'T gets it HELL---sing!!

FACT is WOMEN ARE property! Her BREASTS (women don't have chest like men HELLsing!) belong to her HUSBAND! Least ya NOT forget that MAN was created by GOD and in the IMAGE of God whilst a WOMAN was created from the MAN'S RIB and so she was created in the image of MAN. So woman was created to SERVE MAN and to be HIS PROPERTY to do with whatever HE wants!

Good God witch ya REALLY needs to ready the HOLY BIBLE KJV1611.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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They belong to you, and you belong to him, therefore, they belong to him. As do your crabs, crawdads, whatever.

Sweet merciful crawdads, I do NOT have crawdads!.....I mean crabs.....I mean crawdads.....crabs or crawdads!

Really, now. It's only called "your" dowry because it's what your father had to pay to get your husband to take you. It's actually your husband's, as are you and everything you own.

Perhaps he lets you think it's yours, so you won't nag him so much?

This is not two centuries ago. I didn't come with a dowry, that's an antiquated notion that's no longer necessary. Nowadays people (except for those who still have arranged marriages) choose who they marry for love, not for whose parents can supply the biggest bribe.
And how is MY flesh, which is attached to MY body, not mine? What about when I die? (Knock on wood not for a long time) Then my chest will be cremated along with the rest of my body, not preserved in a jar. Thus proving my point.

Does ya gets it HELL-sing? You and all other women are PROPERTY of your husbands!!

That isn't true. Marriage is meant to be a partnership, not an owner/slave relationship. (Unless the two people involved are into BDSM, but let's not go there.)

The fact is, a woman's chest belongs to her, and no one else. So there.

[Brother Love]

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Sweet merciful crawdads, Deaner! Last I checked they were on MY chest, not his, and being thusly attached to my body, the logical conclusion is that they belong to me!
And as for buying things like that....buy me an apron??? Bwahahaha!!! Well..not for the kitchen, anyway.
And we both pay our share of expenses, thankyou very much!


Like I've said already, he's never given me any indication of being less than satisfied with what's already there.

Does ya gets it HELL-sing? You and all other women are PROPERTY of your husbands!!

he...he...he I bet that is going to stick in that witch like a claw....

[OnYourKnees]

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Sweet merciful crawdads, Deaner! Last I checked they were on MY chest, not his, and being thusly attached to my body, the logical conclusion is that they belong to me!

They belong to you, and you belong to him, therefore, they belong to him. As do your crabs, crawdads, whatever.

And we both pay our share of expenses, thankyou very much!

Really, now. It's only called "your" dowry because it's what your father had to pay to get your husband to take you. It's actually your husband's, as are you and everything you own.

Perhaps he lets you think it's yours, so you won't nag him so much?

[tommy]

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Ummmmm hummmmm. He probably thinks you are a boy, which evokes an entirely new set of problems.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Wow, you must drink a LOT of beer.
Not only that, but if those pics are really of the church women, you would have to be considerably skilled in photoshop. EXTREMELY skilled in photoshop.
*snicker*

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Sorry, but that is not the case, dear Pastor. Now I understand that you may be used to women who look like this:
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But that does not mean that all slender women are boyish. Sheesh. old

Au Contraire, you french tweet! The women at Landover look like....well, here they are.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Ummmmm hummmmm. He probably thinks you are a boy, which evokes an entirely new set of problems.

Sorry, but that is not the case, dear Pastor. Now I understand that you may be used to women who look like this:

But that does not mean that all slender women are boyish. Sheesh. old

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Like I've said already, he's never given me any indication of being less than satisfied with what's already there.

Ummmmm hummmmm. He probably thinks you are a boy, which evokes an entirely new set of problems.