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  • Poetic Peter
    Christian Poet Emeritus
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2006
    • 1696

    #1

    Verse found by the Roadside



    The signs had single lines upon them
    and were widely spaced along the roadside
    and you'd pass the miles in expectation of anoter verse.

    What will the next line read.

    I'll space this one example out, as if each signed line of verse were out of sight of the others:



    IF YOU





    DON'T KNOW





    WHOSE SIGNS





    THESE ARE





    YOU CAN'T HAVE






    DRIVEN VERY FAR





    Burma-Shave


    _______



    Now how about verses for God?
  • Poetic Peter
    Christian Poet Emeritus
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2006
    • 1696

    #2
    Re: Verse found by the Roadside

    DID YOU SEE

    BACK IN THE SHADE

    BACK WHERE YOUR GAS

    PURCHASE WAS MADE


    DID YOU SEE

    THE BRAND WE LOVE

    GIFT OF THE SON

    OF HIGH ABOVE


    FOREGO ETHYL

    LET'S TALK PLAIN

    HE WILL FUEL YOU


    UP AGAIN
    LORD JESUS



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    Last edited by Poetic Peter; 01-11-2007, 09:52 AM.

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    • Father Maurice Lester
      Ring-kissing Papist dog
      • Sep 2006
      • 3366

      #3
      Re: Verse found by the Roadside

      I am reminded of the old phrase...




      Tom Waits for nobody.




      Bless you, my bat winged shadow,
      Father Mo
      A Cardinal in the making.

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      • Star Finder
        Rock Worshipper
        • Sep 2006
        • 1092

        #4
        Re: Verse found by the Roadside

        Maurice you old dog....

        Let's get together for some idol worship sometime soon.

        I have a new god made from some rocks with holes in them stuck onto sticks decorated with feathers.

        Do you have some beads I could use?

        SF
        I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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        • Poetic Peter
          Christian Poet Emeritus
          Forum Member
          • Nov 2006
          • 1696

          #5
          Re: Verse found by the Roadside

          What's that whistle?

          Squirming tires?

          We hear a knock

          Bad spark plug wires?

          Get Best Repairs

          For sins you've lead

          Where Jesus scrapes

          Clean carboned heads




          Deacon Fred's
          Filling Station
          Next Right

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