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True Christian(tm) Parent's Guide to Extracurricular Activities
Brothers and Sisters in Christ,
Well a new school year has just arrived, heralded by Obama's indoctrination speech for our kids. Now, unfortunately due to personal circumstances, some True Christian(tm) families simply cannot either homeschool their kids or pay for private schooling. I would ask these families to make whatever sacrifices if possible and go the homeschool/private school route since public school does nothing but spread the seeds of Satan.
So for those parents unfortunately stuck into having their kids in public school, I am offering this brief guide to let you know what exactly kinds of activities your child should and should not get into. Extracurricular activities are very, very important because some can benefit your son or daughter greatly, while others lead them on the road to damnation. I should also point out that kids that don't do any extracurricular activities are often goths and future school shooters (same thing, really).
Basketball - Another fine sport, especially if your son is a negro. Here he will use his natural jungle-survival abilities at his fullest. Running around, leaping high, stealing from the opponent...it's no small wonder that negroes dominate the NBA.
Baseball - While not a fruity sport, it does pale in comparison to football. This should be a last-option if your son does not make the football team.
Soccer - Obviously, no. We all know that soccer is for queers and eurotrash (or both). No self-respecting True Christian(tm) would let their son or daughter play this gay-friendly "sport".
Track & Field - No. These are gay-friendly sports as well. All these events come from Ancient Greece which was a homosexual paradise. Athletes originally competed naked and then satisfied their unnatural lusts afterwards by getting drunk on wine and letting their flesh take hold. As well, Track & Field puts kids on the road to the ecunemical, UN-sanctioned Olympic games.
Softball - While baseball is questionable, softball is downright terrible to put your daughter in. For one thing, it's really a butch lesbian club. Ever seen a high school girl's softball team? You see my point.
Volleyball - Many high schools have both boy's and (mostly) girl's volleyball. I think I should make it a point that your daughter should not be playing any sports -- period! A woman's place is in the home, not on the field or a gymnasium. You are setting your daughter up to a lifetime of feminazism.
Golf - Some schools in richer districts offer golf programs. Get your son in this immediately! For one thing it gets him in with the higher cliques which include True Christians(tm) and away from pot-smokers, degenerates, goths, hippies, etc. It also keeps him away from minority groups. When your son is on the golf team, you don't have to worry about him hanging out with negroes or mexicans!
Lacrosse - Queer collegiate activity. Stay away from this. Running around a field with a stick with a net attached is fruity.
Wrestling - What kind of True Christian(tm) parent would approve of their son rolling around half-naked on a mat with another sweaty boy, grappling each other in intimate places? That's all I need to say on that.
Debate Club - This is a good club for True Christian(tm) youth since it sharpens their debating skills and turns their mouths into weapons for Christ. It helps in future apologetics and evangelizing. Definitely a valuable club!
Audio/Visual Club - No, this is a homo-friendly club. Children need to stay away from any sort of "creative expression" because that often leads to "sexual expression". Often gay teachers lead this club.
Band - Yes/No. It depends on the type of instrument being played. A boy can't go wrong with a tuba, and a young lady can't go wrong with a harp. Just make sure that your child is not on the drums (God hates those). Boys should also not play effeminate woodwinds, like flutes. Not only for the sound but the phallic nature of these instruments.
Environmental Clubs - Definitely No! Many schools feature "Earth-friendly" clubs which turn your kids into Al Gore worshipping hippies. Too much bad influence here.
Gay/Straight Alliance - Do I even need to comment on this?
Racial Clubs (Black Student Alliance, M.e.Ch.A., Asian Student Alliance, etc.) - If your kid is white they have no place in these minority clubs. All that will happen is a brainwashing that white people are evil and before you know it, you have a Professor Tyeisha or Tyrone X for a kid! Unfortunately, because of blatant double standards, schools don't have White Student Alliances. If they have a WSA, then by all means, have them join it.
Christian Clubs - Yes/No. Now you may be wondering why I'd be hesitant about having a child join a Christian Club at school. Well, often times these are not True Christian(tm) clubs which go by the 1611 KJV. Sometimes they are ecunemical and read heretical texts like the NIV. Any parent should carefully see what their Christian Club is like before letting their child join.
Theatre Clubs - No. Another club frequented by limp-wristed pansies. You might as well let your kid join the Gay/Straight Alliance!
Computer Clubs - Probably not. Often these clubs are made up of radical hackers and your child could start breaking a myriad of federal laws once they join. Keep your child out if you want them to have a record free of electronic crimes.
Model United Nations - Some schools have Model UN which is roleplaying the UN. In other words, teenage indoctrination of One World Order. The whole purpose of this club is to bring about a one world nation as explained in the Book of Revelation. Keep your kids away!
Those are just some of the sports/clubs that your kids can do. If you have any more to add (both good and bad), then do so. Parents around our great country need clear and concise information on what their kids should be around.
Yours in Christ,
Rev. Jim Osborne
Well a new school year has just arrived, heralded by Obama's indoctrination speech for our kids. Now, unfortunately due to personal circumstances, some True Christian(tm) families simply cannot either homeschool their kids or pay for private schooling. I would ask these families to make whatever sacrifices if possible and go the homeschool/private school route since public school does nothing but spread the seeds of Satan.
So for those parents unfortunately stuck into having their kids in public school, I am offering this brief guide to let you know what exactly kinds of activities your child should and should not get into. Extracurricular activities are very, very important because some can benefit your son or daughter greatly, while others lead them on the road to damnation. I should also point out that kids that don't do any extracurricular activities are often goths and future school shooters (same thing, really).
Sports
Football - Excellent program! Teaches our young men to be strong, be aggressive, go after the weak ones, and teamwork. Perfect for True Christians(tm)! It's a manly sport that will erase any homosexual tendencies your son may have.Basketball - Another fine sport, especially if your son is a negro. Here he will use his natural jungle-survival abilities at his fullest. Running around, leaping high, stealing from the opponent...it's no small wonder that negroes dominate the NBA.
Baseball - While not a fruity sport, it does pale in comparison to football. This should be a last-option if your son does not make the football team.
Soccer - Obviously, no. We all know that soccer is for queers and eurotrash (or both). No self-respecting True Christian(tm) would let their son or daughter play this gay-friendly "sport".
Track & Field - No. These are gay-friendly sports as well. All these events come from Ancient Greece which was a homosexual paradise. Athletes originally competed naked and then satisfied their unnatural lusts afterwards by getting drunk on wine and letting their flesh take hold. As well, Track & Field puts kids on the road to the ecunemical, UN-sanctioned Olympic games.
Softball - While baseball is questionable, softball is downright terrible to put your daughter in. For one thing, it's really a butch lesbian club. Ever seen a high school girl's softball team? You see my point.
Volleyball - Many high schools have both boy's and (mostly) girl's volleyball. I think I should make it a point that your daughter should not be playing any sports -- period! A woman's place is in the home, not on the field or a gymnasium. You are setting your daughter up to a lifetime of feminazism.
Golf - Some schools in richer districts offer golf programs. Get your son in this immediately! For one thing it gets him in with the higher cliques which include True Christians(tm) and away from pot-smokers, degenerates, goths, hippies, etc. It also keeps him away from minority groups. When your son is on the golf team, you don't have to worry about him hanging out with negroes or mexicans!
Lacrosse - Queer collegiate activity. Stay away from this. Running around a field with a stick with a net attached is fruity.
Wrestling - What kind of True Christian(tm) parent would approve of their son rolling around half-naked on a mat with another sweaty boy, grappling each other in intimate places? That's all I need to say on that.
Clubs
Debate Club - This is a good club for True Christian(tm) youth since it sharpens their debating skills and turns their mouths into weapons for Christ. It helps in future apologetics and evangelizing. Definitely a valuable club!
Audio/Visual Club - No, this is a homo-friendly club. Children need to stay away from any sort of "creative expression" because that often leads to "sexual expression". Often gay teachers lead this club.
Band - Yes/No. It depends on the type of instrument being played. A boy can't go wrong with a tuba, and a young lady can't go wrong with a harp. Just make sure that your child is not on the drums (God hates those). Boys should also not play effeminate woodwinds, like flutes. Not only for the sound but the phallic nature of these instruments.
Environmental Clubs - Definitely No! Many schools feature "Earth-friendly" clubs which turn your kids into Al Gore worshipping hippies. Too much bad influence here.
Gay/Straight Alliance - Do I even need to comment on this?
Racial Clubs (Black Student Alliance, M.e.Ch.A., Asian Student Alliance, etc.) - If your kid is white they have no place in these minority clubs. All that will happen is a brainwashing that white people are evil and before you know it, you have a Professor Tyeisha or Tyrone X for a kid! Unfortunately, because of blatant double standards, schools don't have White Student Alliances. If they have a WSA, then by all means, have them join it.
Christian Clubs - Yes/No. Now you may be wondering why I'd be hesitant about having a child join a Christian Club at school. Well, often times these are not True Christian(tm) clubs which go by the 1611 KJV. Sometimes they are ecunemical and read heretical texts like the NIV. Any parent should carefully see what their Christian Club is like before letting their child join.
Theatre Clubs - No. Another club frequented by limp-wristed pansies. You might as well let your kid join the Gay/Straight Alliance!
Computer Clubs - Probably not. Often these clubs are made up of radical hackers and your child could start breaking a myriad of federal laws once they join. Keep your child out if you want them to have a record free of electronic crimes.
Model United Nations - Some schools have Model UN which is roleplaying the UN. In other words, teenage indoctrination of One World Order. The whole purpose of this club is to bring about a one world nation as explained in the Book of Revelation. Keep your kids away!
Those are just some of the sports/clubs that your kids can do. If you have any more to add (both good and bad), then do so. Parents around our great country need clear and concise information on what their kids should be around.
Yours in Christ,
Rev. Jim Osborne
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