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    Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

    There's a lot of talk now about asperger's syndrome, which is supposedly a form of autism www.aspennj.org.

    Why should we care about people with Asperger's? They probably became autistic by masturbating anyway...
    Tags: autism is demon posession, retardeds on the short bus
  • #2
    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

    Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
    There's a lot of talk now about asperger's syndrome, which is supposedly a form of autism www.aspennj.org.

    Why should we care about people with Asperger's? They probably became autistic by masturbating anyway...
    There may be a lot of talk around YOUR house, but we don't spend much time talking about it except to throw their parents out of the church. If they hadn't sinned sometime within the past ten generations, GOD would not have wrought a retard upon them.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • #3
      Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

      They're not even real autistics. These dummies manage to go to college and get married and have real jobs, yet they still expect America to bend over backwards and cater to them like they were some drooling retardeds who can't wipe themselves. "I don't know how to make friends!" "I have a hard time relating to people!" Well, who doesn't, rain man?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #4
        Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

        This is just another example of the joo lawyers in the ACLU trying to create a society of victims. They just make these syndromes up, give them crazy sounding names, then go on Oprah and cry about it.

        Those people didn't get beaten enough, that's all. They should rely on the reality of Christ, not some fake sickness.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          This is just another example of the joo lawyers in the ACLU trying to create a society of victims. They just make these syndromes up, give them crazy sounding names, then go on Oprah and cry about it.

          Those people didn't get beaten enough, that's all. They should rely on the reality of Christ, not some fake sickness.
          Zekala,

          As you know Hymie normally would agree with you, but not this time I think.

          It's not our lawyers making money from these atzlaniteh, rather it's our pharmacists who are ensuring that dividends are fully franked and delivered to investors believers.

          Has Landover considered investing in companies which produce legal behaviour modifying medications? There are several exciting new patents in the offing and perhaps you might like to have first bite of the artificially produced and heavily medicated cherry, why not?

          Hymie
          1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
          2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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          • #6
            Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

            What do you expect from a SIN-drome that sounds like "Ass-Burger"? Sounds a little on the homer!ish side to me. Disgusting

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              Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

              You'll never lose a staring contest against an Aspergian!
              A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

              Psalm 139:19-20
              Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
              For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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              • #8
                Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                Originally posted by Hymie Goldberg View Post
                Has Landover considered investing in companies which produce legal behaviour modifying medications?
                We already own shares in publishing companies that supply the one and only KJV1611 Bible praise! The most mind and behaviour modifying medication known to men.

                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                What do you expect from a SIN-drome that sounds like "Ass-Burger"? Sounds a little on the homer!ish side to me. Disgusting
                I think it's a Eurotrash thing Sister. Personally, I like my aspergers with a clear butter sauce and some hard boiled egg (and parsley) crumbled on top of them - with a sprinkling of parmesano - and a few ham rolls on the side. I wasn't even aware that this was a disease, so I'll stop enjoying them instantly. May Jesus forgive me!

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                On further investigation, I can now see why it's a sin to eat these as an "amuse-gueule"

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                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • #9
                  Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                  Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
                  You'll never lose a staring contest against an Aspergian!
                  Very true, now I think of it.

                  I'm sure there's an opportunity to extend a Visine franchise amonst these people, there is.

                  Hymie
                  (Who soothes the beady eye)
                  1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
                  2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    This is just another example of the joo lawyers in the ACLU trying to create a society of victims. They just make these syndromes up, give them crazy sounding names, then go on Oprah and cry about it.
                    Quite right, Pastor. If it were a real disease, it would be curable through faith healing, so why isn't it? It's just a way for yet more people to jump on the gravy train of affirmative action and other special privileges.
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                      Originally posted by SUV View Post
                      What do you expect from a SIN-drome that sounds like "Ass-Burger"? Sounds a little on the homer!ish side to me. Disgusting

                      Yeah and homers ARE ass-burglars
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                      • #12
                        Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                        Yeah and homers ARE ass-burglars
                        Proof positive, Sister, that JESUS always leads us to the Truth(tm) in one way or another - GLORY!!!

                        These "ass-burglars" must be lashed until they drop. Until they drop, I say!!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                          Here's a special device that might be useful for people with Asperger's to help them relate to others:
                          Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                            Is that a navel vibrator? Disgusting.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                              How dare you all judge and condemn!
                              I have Asperger's Syndrome and I was born severely Autistic.

                              I also have a relationship with God and acknowledge Jesus as my Lord and Saviour!

                              You have no right at all to be saying such monstrous things!

                              Matthew 7:1-3 clearly states what you all are doing here is wrong in God's eyes!
                              “Judge not, that you be not judged. For with what judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with the measure you use, it will be measured back to you. And why do you look at the speck in your brother’s eye, but do not consider the plank in your own eye?
                              (Matthew 7:1-3 - NKJV)

                              There is no way to justify or reason what comments were posted here!

                              I am most simply judging your fruits of your lifestyle, not you!

                              I pray you may see this wrong you have done and repent immediately.

                              In Christ,
                              Leigh Kennedy

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