Glory be, I am Abdeil

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Hi my name is Abdeil Mordecai, and I am a Deacon at the 1st Renewal Evangelical Church of Waxahatchie TX and surrounding areas. I was born a filthy muslim, but by the grace of God I was saved by missionaries. My favorite Bible verse is Mathew 8:21 and 22 And another of his disciples said unto him, Lord, suffer me first to go and bury my father. But Jesus said unto him, Follow me; and let the dead bury their dead.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

What kind of a name is "Dec?"

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[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

it's short for Deacon

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

it's short for Deacon

So, how many camels are you married to?

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.


I think god is very clear on that

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

it's short for Deacon

Let me get this straight...

D-E-C is short for D-E-A-C-o-n.

You were bottle fed, weren't you, dear.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

Let me get this straight...

D-E-C is short for D-E-A-C-o-n.

You were bottle fed, weren't you, dear.

Notice he still hasn't answered my question about his camel wives.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

Notice he still hasn't answered my question about his camel wives.

The very idea that a godly man would take a beast of burden as a wife is blasphemous. I have to wonder about the spiritual fortitude of someone making such an assertion I shall not be part someones depraved sexual fantasies

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

it's short for Deacon

Deacon is often abbreviated Dcn. or Dn. (though the second is used as an abbreviation for dean).
Dec is half of the British Duo Ant & Dec

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

Notice he still hasn't answered my question about his camel wives.

Let me get this straight...

D-E-C is short for D-E-A-C-o-n.

You were bottle fed, weren't you, dear.

Jesus can forgive a spelling error

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

A cautious welcome to the Landover Baptist forums Abdiel Mordecai.

I'm wondering if that's your original name or did you change it from something like Mohammed Abu Ghraib? Have you checked your old mosque lately - they may have issued a fatwa for your beheading, we know how the mooselimbs like to kill anyone that changes their religion. The NSA may be tracking you down and Obama may have given your name to the mooselimb brotherhood as well.

I would defiantly shave off that beard for your own protection.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

I notice from your profile that you've "just got back from the rapture"







What do you think "the rapture" is and how come you get a proper noun but "god" doesn't?

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

I notice from your profile that you've "just got back from the rapture"



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What do you think "the rapture" is and how come you get a proper noun but "god" doesn't?

The rapture is when God summons his faithful to him and leaves the sinners here on earth to contend with Armageddon. The rapture occurred, some are just suprised by their absence from it. It is not to late to accept Jesus into your heart so that you might know his love.

God owns all nouns, verbs, alliteration, homonyms, syllogism and everything in between. A Godly woman who was more concerned with raising her children to love Jesus than the grammatical "errors" of a man would know that.

"Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression." (I Timothy 2:11-14)

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

God owns all nouns, verbs, alliteration, homonyms, syllogism and everything in between. A Godly woman who was more concerned with raising her children to love Jesus than the grammatical "errors" of a man would know that.

"Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression." (I Timothy 2:11-14)

If your grammar would've been error-free, your argument would have merit.

As it stands, you seem like a whiny cuckold who presses his advantage in any way he can, to the point that the minor faults of others become valueless victories that you crow about like a hen-pecked rooster.

YiC,

Zech

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

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A cautious welcome to the Landover Baptist forums Abdiel Mordecai.

I'm wondering if that's your original name or did you change it from something like Mohammed Abu Ghraib? Have you checked your old mosque lately - they may have issued a fatwa for your beheading, we know how the mooselimbs like to kill anyone that changes their religion. The NSA may be tracking you down and Obama may have given your name to the mooselimb brotherhood as well.

I would defiantly shave off that beard for your own protection.

Sweet Jesus knows my true name, and no earthly one is my "original"

I know that the heathens in my old mosque are going to burn in hell, God willing shortly after they burn on earth after we get a true president to turn the non believers into a sheet of glass

We are all faced with Judas in one way or another, I can only hope that our Muslim president will eventually see the error of his ways and resign so that he may see the eternal torture he so richly deserves.