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    Please Pray for me & my friends

    When I checked the lovely Christmas message Daisy Mae had left for me (), I noticed something rather disturbing.

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    Do you think this is a sign?

    Should I remove one friend?

    Or ... should the True Christians who aren't friends yet (for whatever reason ) friend me to remove this disturbing image?

    Please pray for me (and friend me).
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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    Re: Please Pray for me & my friends

    What a horrible omen to discover on the birthday of our Dear Savior!

    I have already befriended you, Brother. But, I will pray with great fervor that a True Christian™ who has not already done so will.
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    I Kings 7:23

    And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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    Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

    Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

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    • #3
      Re: Please Pray for me & my friends

      I have sent you a friendship request, dear Brother. I grovel in mortification that I did not do so earlier, as this might have avoided your unpleasant situation.

      Sweet , please hear my prayer and give Brother Wide-Open a sign that he is forgiven for this oversight, and forgive those of us who so shamefully failed to befriend him earlier. I ask this on Your Birthday and in Your Holy Name. Amen.

      Attila's Wife
      2 Timothy 3:16

      All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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      • #4
        Re: Please Pray for me & my friends

        Thank you friends! I have never been so popular before as I am now! I'm sure it was just an oversight of most ( ), but right now I have to worry about not having more than 665 friends.

        Glory!

        PS: applications still welcome.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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