Originally Posted by Elijah Mee, PhD
I think she was feeling a little superior that she'd bought me an Easter present and I'd got her nothing (it's not about me or her, it's about Jesus). Anyway, I smashed it in her smug little face. She still ate it though.
What unwanted Easter presents have you received in the past, friends?
Ohoh in my land she would smash your face and you would eat it