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Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.
I am so happy they have not invented a web where you can smell things.
I am so happy they have not invented a web where you can smell things.
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Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.
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You come to our blog, a place for worshiping and showering our Lord with praise as is his want. you come here and make feeble attempts to shock the congregation, how do you think that is going for you? Not making a big impression.
You say you have intimate knowledge of Satan so with your acknowledgement of your horned BFF you are in fact acknowledging your belief in the existence of our Lord God. How could Satan Exist without God Ezekiel 28:12-18, Ezekiel 28:12-15 and Revelation 12:4-9?
If your plan is to spend eternity with Satan there is only one way to guarantee that happening, Matthew 12:31, but the Lord be praised you have not foolishly done that, yet. Yes, there is still hope for you through your acceptance of God and his Holy Word! We can help you there, you just have to ask, confess your sins and let the Lord know you are his!....Or you can keep up this silly charade until one day you are hit by a bus or an asteroid in your case and end up forever roasting in Hell.
Repent while you can!sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.
Please feel free to resubmit your most recent post without the profanity.
YiC,
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The Demon Doesn't Care What You Say.
It'd be nice if I had a copy of it. :/
Still though. It wasn't any worse than what you guys say about other people.
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Re: The Demon Doesn't Care What You Say.
That wouldn't be an issue if you didn't have such a filthy potty mouth.Originally posted by PhoenixDragonWannabe View Post
But all ours is fully-supported by Scripture.Still though. It wasn't any worse than what you guys say about other people.
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Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.
This. Is. The. Greatest. Fucking. Post. Of. All. Time.Comment
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Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.
Then how about the True Christians(tm) changing your username to The.Witless.Attention.Seeking.Tool?Originally posted by ThatOneGuyOverThere View Post
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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