[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

This. Is. The. Greatest. piffleing. Post. Of. All. Time.

This one?

[Didymus Much]

Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

This. Is. The. Greatest. piffleing. Post. Of. All. Time.

Then how about the True Christians(tm) changing your username to The.Witless.Attention.Seeking.Tool?

[ThatOneGuyHolmberg]

Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

This. Is. The. Greatest. Fucking. Post. Of. All. Time.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: The Demon Doesn't Care What You Say.

It'd be nice if I had a copy of it. :/

That wouldn't be an issue if you didn't have such a filthy potty mouth.

Still though. It wasn't any worse than what you guys say about other people.

But all ours is fully-supported by Scripture.

[PhoenixDragonWannabe]

The Demon Doesn't Care What You Say.

It'd be nice if I had a copy of it. :/

Still though. It wasn't any worse than what you guys say about other people.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

Please feel free to resubmit your most recent post without the profanity.

YiC,

Zech

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

PhoenixDragonAria

You come to our blog, a place for worshiping and showering our Lord with praise as is his want. you come here and make feeble attempts to shock the congregation, how do you think that is going for you? Not making a big impression.
You say you have intimate knowledge of Satan so with your acknowledgement of your horned BFF you are in fact acknowledging your belief in the existence of our Lord God. How could Satan Exist without God Ezekiel 28:12-18, Ezekiel 28:12-15 and Revelation 12:4-9?
If your plan is to spend eternity with Satan there is only one way to guarantee that happening, Matthew 12:31, but the Lord be praised you have not foolishly done that, yet. Yes, there is still hope for you through your acceptance of God and his Holy Word! We can help you there, you just have to ask, confess your sins and let the Lord know you are his!....Or you can keep up this silly charade until one day you are hit by a bus or an asteroid in your case and end up forever roasting in Hell.
Repent while you can!

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

I am so happy they have not invented a web where you can smell things.

[PhoenixDragonWannabe]

Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

You forgot one thing, your minion fight song! What kind of evil beings would you be without a theme song?

Awwwwwwww. What a cute theme song!

I prefer this one though: *** removed child pornography ***

[PhoenixDragonWannabe]

Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

sounds like you're trying to say you're the Devil, is that right?

So if you're Satan, then just come on out and say it.

Silly mortal. I'm not Satan!! I'm a good friend of his, but I'm certainly not him! I'm my own fully functional interdimensional being! In fact, I don't even come from Hell... I only visit on occasion! Think of me as a glitch in God's "perfect" system. I look like some kind of twisted dragon angel in my true form... now that is perfection. I'm like... a perfect glitch! Wonderful, isn't it?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

I'm sure you've.... crap, crap, drivel and crap...want, nothin' 'ill work.
Anywho.... so the name's.... The flesh puppet .... You should see me in my TRUE form!!

You forgot one thing, your minion fight song! What kind of evil beings would you be without a theme song?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

PhoenixDragon is an anagram of "Expand Groin... Oh!"

I find that interesting.

[JustGotSaved]

Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

Hmmmm... funny, I actually had gotten my english correct that time! What do you mean, "clear english?"

By the way: ganiskalkin. That is all.

Well what i quoted from you in my first post sounds like you're trying to say you're the Devil, is that right? But you dont speak like Satan, you speak like a tweenage girl trying to be clever and funny. (Emphasis on "trying").

So if you're Satan, then just come on out and say it. Clear english, like this:

"You stupid Christers, your God is weak and he wont save you, and you're all hypocritical idiots! You will see, you will bow down before me and suffer the hell i have prepared for you!

Muhaha! Be seein' ya soon! Toodles! "

(I added the Muhaha part to accomodate your writing style.)

[PhoenixDragonWannabe]

Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

Hmmmm... funny, I actually had gotten my english correct that time! What do you mean, "clear english?"

By the way: ganiskalkin. That is all.

[JustGotSaved]

Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

Awwwww. Those were a lot of cute emotes.

Anyway... reflecting on my last post....

Hey, there goes my english again. SKALKIN!!!!! (Might as well speak my own language if I can't speak yours, eh?) Anyway the point is this. You have two choices. Your first and best choice is to realize that you should be cowaring in fear of me and that you should be trying whatever you can to destroy me ('cause otherwise I'll likely destroy you... which would be TONS of fun.). Your second choice is you can choose to keep being the idiots you are and end up burning in Hell, because I can make that happen if I want to. (Your bible won't save ya, kids. > ) Your choice!!!

Dear PhlappyDriedAreola,

I'd ask you what your point was, but I'm "cowaring in fear" that you'd repeat that incomprehensible jibberish above, or something just as bad.

Do you have something (ANYTHING) in clear english you'd like to say?

That'd be greaaat. yeah.