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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #16
    Re: Seeking conversion

    Originally posted by Navas01 View Post
    No from Australia ***removed profanity***, you dumb stupid fool like the rest of your satan loving friends, get a ***obscenity removed*** education.
    Calm down, dear. No one cares from where you hail. The question you should be asking is...

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Navas01
      Unsaved trash
      • Aug 2014
      • 18

      #17
      Re: Seeking conversion

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Calm down, dear. No one cares from where you hail. The question you should be asking is...

      Dear? Get stuffed, you and your forum hate me and are all sinners.

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      • Des
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2013
        • 2718

        #18
        Re: Seeking conversion

        Originally posted by Navas01 View Post
        No from Australia ***removed profanity***, you dumb stupid fool like the rest of your satan loving friends, get a ***obscenity removed*** education.
        Well, I wasn't the one who named all the German states and made them sound alike!
        Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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        • Navas01
          Unsaved trash
          • Aug 2014
          • 18

          #19
          Re: Seeking conversion

          Originally posted by Des View Post
          Well, I wasn't the one who named all the German states and made them sound alike!
          You really are a ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED***.
          Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 08-26-2014, 05:51 AM. Reason: removed naughty words - let's keep it clean for JESUS!

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #20
            Re: Seeking conversion

            Originally posted by Navas01 View Post
            Dear? Get stuffed, you and your forum hate me and are all sinners.
            That's God, dear. God hates all sinners (Psalm 5:5). I've never met you, but you don't seem very nice thus far.
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Des
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2013
              • 2718

              #21
              Re: Seeking conversion

              Originally posted by Navas01 View Post
              You really are a ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED***.
              At least I'm not a pottymouth Nazi catlick joo!
              Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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              • Navas01
                Unsaved trash
                • Aug 2014
                • 18

                #22
                Re: Seeking conversion

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                That's God, dear. God hates all sinners (Psalm 5:5). I've never met you, but you don't seem very nice thus far.
                So you're completely free of sin are you, and I've just been accused of flirting with you. Wow, why would I flirt with such an annoying and unjust person? Are you people stupid? Zechariah Smyth, you're clearly not very switched on.

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #23
                  Re: Seeking conversion

                  Originally posted by Navas01 View Post
                  So you're completely free of sin are you, and I've just been accused of flirting with you. Wow, why would I flirt with such an annoying and unjust person? Are you people stupid? Zechariah Smyth, you're clearly not very switched on.
                  We're annoying?



                  I think that thin alpine air has made your brain soft, son.
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                  • Des
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2013
                    • 2718

                    #24
                    Re: Seeking conversion

                    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                    We're annoying?



                    I think that thin alpine air has made your brain soft, son.
                    Too much yodeling, not enough inhaling.
                    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                    • Harsha Shah
                      Curry slurping demon
                       
                      • Aug 2014
                      • 321

                      #25
                      Re: Seeking conversion

                      Yes. There is so much anger, so much violence. I am starting to understand. Anger seeks for an outlet and the different truths of different people are great outlets. I do not think I am converting yet. The world of Christianity, so sad and fascinating. I was reading your Bible. I found this: "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice." It is in Ephesians Chapter 4. Yes. Beautiful. I found also this one, Mark Gospel Chapter 3: "And when he had looked round about on them with anger, being grieved for the hardness of their hearts, he saith unto the man, Stretch forth thine hand. And he stretched it out: and his hand was restored whole as the other." Such a complex character, Jesus. Yes, he is. Gentle and angry. Non-violence and violence. This is what I am finding hard to comprehend in your truth.

                      I was finding same thing also in Jaina Sutras, II, 4. Lecture. "
                      Well considering (what one is to say), speaking with precision, one should employ language in moderation and restraint: the singular, dual, plural; feminine, masculine, neuter gender; praise, blame,praise mixed with blame, blame mixed with praise; past, present, or future (tenses), the first and second, or third (person)."

                      Blessed words, all of these, yes? Walking on the same material world but seeing with eyes so different. The roadmaps so different; one to eternity of personal continuity, the other to eternity of discontinuity. Wonderful, yes!
                      "Ecclesiastes 3:7
                      A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."
                      Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!

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                      • Des
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2013
                        • 2718

                        #26
                        Re: Seeking conversion

                        Originally posted by Harsha Shah View Post
                        Yes. There is so much anger, so much violence. I am starting to understand. Anger seeks for an outlet and the different truths of different people are great outlets. I do not think I am converting yet. The world of Christianity, so sad and fascinating. I was reading your Bible. I found this: "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice." It is in Ephesians Chapter 4. Yes. Beautiful. I found also this one, Mark Gospel Chapter 3: "And when he had looked round about on them with anger, being grieved for the hardness of their hearts, he saith unto the man, Stretch forth thine hand. And he stretched it out: and his hand was restored whole as the other." Such a complex character, Jesus. Yes, he is. Gentle and angry. Non-violence and violence. This is what I am finding hard to comprehend in your truth.

                        I was finding same thing also in Jaina Sutras, II, 4. Lecture. "
                        Well considering (what one is to say), speaking with precision, one should employ language in moderation and restraint: the singular, dual, plural; feminine, masculine, neuter gender; praise, blame,praise mixed with blame, blame mixed with praise; past, present, or future (tenses), the first and second, or third (person)."

                        Blessed words, all of these, yes? Walking on the same material world but seeing with eyes so different. The roadmaps so different; one to eternity of personal continuity, the other to eternity of discontinuity. Wonderful, yes!
                        You really need to marry a nice Christian man who will tell you when to shut up, pumpkin. A pretty woman's face is marred when words come out of her mouth.
                        Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10049

                          #27
                          Re: Seeking conversion

                          Originally posted by Navas01 View Post
                          Hi there,
                          I am from Australia, and a teenager. Why should I follow your ways? Also what aspects of my life should I endeavour to improve upon?
                          Hmmm... This doesn't sound like something a person would say if he was seeking to be converted. This sounds more like something a damned skeptic would say because he's hoping to draw us into a fight.

                          Let me know when you're ready to stop playing games and make a decision for Christ.
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                          • Navas01
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Aug 2014
                            • 18

                            #28
                            Re: Seeking conversion

                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                            Hmmm... This doesn't sound like something a person would say if he was seeking to be converted. This sounds more like something a damned skeptic would say because he's hoping to draw us into a fight.

                            Let me know when you're ready to stop playing games and make a decision for Christ.
                            Well I'm obviously a skeptic as nobody has convinced me why I should convert.......................

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                            • Des
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2013
                              • 2718

                              #29
                              Re: Seeking conversion

                              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                              Hmmm... This doesn't sound like something a person would say if he was seeking to be converted. This sounds more like something a damned skeptic would say because he's hoping to draw us into a fight.

                              Let me know when you're ready to stop playing games and make a decision for Christ.
                              I don't know, brother. Those Krauts are an angry lot. I wish we would get a few of those kangaroo riding Ozzies here every once in a while. They've always struck me as a happier bunch.
                              Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10049

                                #30
                                Re: Seeking conversion

                                Originally posted by Navas01 View Post
                                Well I'm obviously a skeptic as nobody has convinced me why I should convert.......................
                                You titled this thread, "Seeking conversion." Why did you do that when you are clearly not seeking conversion?

                                I don't appreciate being lied to, boy.
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