...Among those who are likely to get the job. In no particular order:
Mike Huckabee
Mike Huckabee is the leading Republican candidate. He is as good as George W Bush, if not better.
MYRTLE BEACH, South Carolina (CNN) – Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee told South Carolina voters..."You don't like people from outside the state coming in and telling you what to do with your flag...In fact, if somebody came to Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we'd tell them what to do with the pole, that's what we'd do."
Later, in Florence, he repeated the remarks. "I know what would happen if somebody comes to my state in Arkansas and tells us what to do, it doesn't matter what it is, tell us how to run our schools, tell us how to raise our kids, tell us what to do with our flag — you want to come tell us what to do with the flag, we'd tell them what to do with the pole." (Source: CNN)
Pro-Faith: Showing the Christian spirt of forgiveness:
AP reports, Huckabee used his pardon power at an unprecedented rate, to offer clemency when his fellow ministers requested it.
Arguments against:
Mitt Romney is a member of the Mormon Cult. More information:Arguments for:
Fred Thomson
He is the most Bush-like of all the candidates.
He is on the board of advisers for Scooter Libby's legal fund, helping defend every American's right to give away the identity of CIA agents who marry Democrats.
He was a lobbyist for the British reinsurance company Equitas Ltd. The company paid him $760,000 to guard its interests against several bills seeking to protect businesses from asbestos lawsuits. This is especially important because it shows he won't be swayed by whining Jew Yorkers who claim they inhaled asbestos on 9-11.
He also lobbyed for Haitian strongman Jean-Bertrand Aristide after Clinton persecuted him out of power. Best of all, for those of us old enough to remember the Reagan years, he lobbyed for the passage of the Savings and Loan deregulation legislation.
He has been attacked for being "a Gucci-wearing, Lincoln-driving, Perrier-drinking, Grey Poupon-spreading millionaire Washington special interest lobbyist." Hey, Mr. Class Envy, you forgot to be jealous because of his awesome trophy wife:

Now there's a second wife that will make a great First Lady!
Here are his most notable policy statements:
*Supports a pre-emptive strike against Iran.
*Supports cutting Social Security payments: "If grandmom and granddad think that a little sacrifice will help their grandchildren when they get married, try to buy a home or have children, they will respond to a credible call to make that sacrifice..." (from his Orange county speech)
And best of all about his policy....That's it. He's not passed a single piece of legislature. He's a perfect blank slate, just waiting to be molded into place by lobbyists and donors such as Landover Baptist Church.
(The following entry is from Trent Harvey Jr. and is not endorsed by Landover Baptist Church, AmeriChrist corp, Jeb Thurmond, Jebmart, Redwater security contracting L.L.C. or their stockholders and affiliates)
Rudy Guiliani
"Freedom is not a concept in which people can do anything they want, be anything they can be. Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do." - Rudy Giuliani
Rudy Guiliani is the front-running Republican Candidate.
Rudy began his career as a law clerk, and was such a vital part of defending America, that when he was drafted for Vietnam, he gained a deferment as an "essential civilian employee". Now that's a good law clerk!
He then went on to be mayor of New York, and currently lobbies and earns $11,000,000 every year as a speaker.
Blessed by Jesus
He is a tried-and-tested member of America's persecuted upper class, and can be trusted to sympathize with us. For example:
He cancelled a campaign stop at a farm when he found out that its owner wasn't a millionaire:
In fact, when questioned at a $1,000-per-person fundraiser, he proved to be so far above the economic fray that he doesn't even know how much basic groceries cost.
A no-nonsense manly-man.
If you are full of effeminate emotionalism, Rudy is not for you! He had firefighters killed on 911 buried in a landfill. When the surviving firemen protested, he sent the police to beat up their whiney behinds.
He's so tough on crime he had jaywalkers strip-searched, pet ferrets banned, and so on until no less than 70,000 whiney jew yorkers were suing the city for "police abuse".
Values loyalty
Giuliani employs, as one of his closest advisors, Alan Placa, despite his being busted for pedophillia. Now that's loyalty.
He also gave his personal driver a job as commissioner of the NYPD, and then suggested him for head of homeland security.
Notable events of his campaign
Taking a tough stand on the prying eyes of the liberalmedia
His press secretary had a reporter arrested for asking a question he didn't like. Watch the video here.
Mike Huckabee
Mike Huckabee is the leading Republican candidate. He is as good as George W Bush, if not better.
- "I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution. But I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that’s what we need to do — is to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than try to change God’s standards so it lines up with some contemporary view of how we treat each other and how we treat the family."
- "I hope we answer the alarm clock and take this nation back for Christ." - (Source: Huckabee: U.S. gave up on religion - Arkansas Gazette, June 8, 1998.)
- In 1992, Huckabee said about AIDS patients - 'we need to take steps that would isolate the carriers of this plague". When questioned about it in 2007, he stood by his previous statement. (Source: Huckabee stands by AIDS statement).
- "If a person dresses provocatively, they're calling attention - maybe not the most desirable kind - to private parts of their body." - referring to women who wear miniskirts. (Source)
- On August 26, 1998, Huckabee was one of 131 co-signers of a full page ad in USA Today, which supported the Southern Baptist Convention's statement on the family. That statement said, in part, "A wife is to submit herself graciously to the servant leadership of her husband even as the church willingly submits to the headship of Christ." (Source: Huckabee: women's role in marriage is to "graciously submit").
- Huckabee opposes abortion, even for victims of rape and incest.
MYRTLE BEACH, South Carolina (CNN) – Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee told South Carolina voters..."You don't like people from outside the state coming in and telling you what to do with your flag...In fact, if somebody came to Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we'd tell them what to do with the pole, that's what we'd do."
Later, in Florence, he repeated the remarks. "I know what would happen if somebody comes to my state in Arkansas and tells us what to do, it doesn't matter what it is, tell us how to run our schools, tell us how to raise our kids, tell us what to do with our flag — you want to come tell us what to do with the flag, we'd tell them what to do with the pole." (Source: CNN)
Pro-Faith: Showing the Christian spirt of forgiveness:
AP reports, Huckabee used his pardon power at an unprecedented rate, to offer clemency when his fellow ministers requested it.
- In 1997, Huckabee used his influence as governor to secure an early parole for convicted rapist Wayne DuMond. Four years later, DuMond was convicted of raping and murdering a Kansas City woman, and he later died in jail. (Source: Digbysblog, June 11, 2007.) Huckabee sought parole for DuMond despite letters from his previous victims begging him to keep DuMond behind bars. (Source)
- Huckabee released 1033 convicted prisoners while he was governor. (Source)
- At one of the GOP presidential debates, he raised his hand to show that he did not believe in evolution.
- "We need to understand that this is, in fact, World War III. Unlike any other world war we've ever fought, this one is one we cannot afford to lose.... Because losing it does not mean we lose some land or some geopolitical influence. It means we give up our own lives, because no less than that is the goal of the jihadists." Full article
- "Interestingly enough, if there was ever an occasion for someone to have argued against the death penalty, I think Jesus could have done so on the cross and said, 'This is an unjust punishment and I deserve clemency.'" Full article
- "There's only one explanation for it, and it's not a human one. It's the same power that helped a little boy with two fish and five loaves feed a crowd of 5,000 people and that's the only way that our campaign could be doing what it's doing. And I'm not being facetious nor am I trying to be trite. There literally are thousands of people across who are praying that a little will become much and it has, and it defies all explanation. It has confounded the pundits, and I'm enjoying every minute of their trying to figure it out. And until they look at it from a just experience beyond human, they'll never figure it out. And that's probably just as well. That's honestly why its happening."
- "I think I'm stronger than most people because I truly understand the nature of the war that we are in with Islamo fascism. These are people that want to kill us. It's a theocratic war. And I don't know if anybody fully understands that. I'm the only guy on that stage with a theology degree."
Arguments against:
Mitt Romney is a member of the Mormon Cult. More information:Arguments for:
- Knows how to talk to negros.
- Here's a video of him bravely withstanding assaults from a pothead who thinks being a crip gives him an excuse to engage in reefer-madness.
- And check out this sign he's holding up:

Fred Thomson
He is the most Bush-like of all the candidates.
He is on the board of advisers for Scooter Libby's legal fund, helping defend every American's right to give away the identity of CIA agents who marry Democrats.
He was a lobbyist for the British reinsurance company Equitas Ltd. The company paid him $760,000 to guard its interests against several bills seeking to protect businesses from asbestos lawsuits. This is especially important because it shows he won't be swayed by whining Jew Yorkers who claim they inhaled asbestos on 9-11.
He also lobbyed for Haitian strongman Jean-Bertrand Aristide after Clinton persecuted him out of power. Best of all, for those of us old enough to remember the Reagan years, he lobbyed for the passage of the Savings and Loan deregulation legislation.
He has been attacked for being "a Gucci-wearing, Lincoln-driving, Perrier-drinking, Grey Poupon-spreading millionaire Washington special interest lobbyist." Hey, Mr. Class Envy, you forgot to be jealous because of his awesome trophy wife:

Now there's a second wife that will make a great First Lady!
Here are his most notable policy statements:
*Supports a pre-emptive strike against Iran.
*Supports cutting Social Security payments: "If grandmom and granddad think that a little sacrifice will help their grandchildren when they get married, try to buy a home or have children, they will respond to a credible call to make that sacrifice..." (from his Orange county speech)
And best of all about his policy....That's it. He's not passed a single piece of legislature. He's a perfect blank slate, just waiting to be molded into place by lobbyists and donors such as Landover Baptist Church.
(The following entry is from Trent Harvey Jr. and is not endorsed by Landover Baptist Church, AmeriChrist corp, Jeb Thurmond, Jebmart, Redwater security contracting L.L.C. or their stockholders and affiliates)
Rudy Guiliani
"Freedom is not a concept in which people can do anything they want, be anything they can be. Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do." - Rudy Giuliani
Rudy Guiliani is the front-running Republican Candidate.
Rudy began his career as a law clerk, and was such a vital part of defending America, that when he was drafted for Vietnam, he gained a deferment as an "essential civilian employee". Now that's a good law clerk!
He then went on to be mayor of New York, and currently lobbies and earns $11,000,000 every year as a speaker.
Blessed by Jesus
He is a tried-and-tested member of America's persecuted upper class, and can be trusted to sympathize with us. For example:
He cancelled a campaign stop at a farm when he found out that its owner wasn't a millionaire:
In fact, when questioned at a $1,000-per-person fundraiser, he proved to be so far above the economic fray that he doesn't even know how much basic groceries cost.
A no-nonsense manly-man.
If you are full of effeminate emotionalism, Rudy is not for you! He had firefighters killed on 911 buried in a landfill. When the surviving firemen protested, he sent the police to beat up their whiney behinds.
He's so tough on crime he had jaywalkers strip-searched, pet ferrets banned, and so on until no less than 70,000 whiney jew yorkers were suing the city for "police abuse".
Values loyalty
Giuliani employs, as one of his closest advisors, Alan Placa, despite his being busted for pedophillia. Now that's loyalty.
He also gave his personal driver a job as commissioner of the NYPD, and then suggested him for head of homeland security.
Notable events of his campaign
Taking a tough stand on the prying eyes of the liberalmedia
His press secretary had a reporter arrested for asking a question he didn't like. Watch the video here.
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