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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621
    #46
    Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

    Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
    Are you a rogue scholar? Gosh I bet you are, and your parents are probably real proud of you.
    What is a rogue scholar? Someone who engages in the study of rogues? You'll find none of those here at Landover, I'm happy to say.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027
        #47
        Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

        But would it be Sinful to conduct a study of Roues, Bro T?

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        What is a rogue scholar? Someone who engages in the study of rogues? You'll find none of those here at Landover, I'm happy to say.

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          • OnYourKnees
            On Extended Furlough
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 4729
            #48
            Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

            Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
            virally infected anally probed Nazi!
            Come now, we all know that Nazis are made of gingerbread. How could they possibly be anally-probed or infected with viruses?

            Nazi gingerbread men moved to new town


            Stephen Szucs
            The Chronicle-Telegram
            OBERLIN —A holiday window display featuring a group of Nazi gingerbread men has left a bad taste in the mouth of an Oberlin store owner.

            Local artist Keith McGuckin, 50, of Wellington, designed the window display for Watson Hardware, saying he deliberately picked the taboo subject matter to delve into what gingerbread men do when nobody’s watching.

            But store owner Charlie Palmer said McGuckin — who has designed controversial window displays in the past — has gone too far, and he’s pulling the display.

            “He’s gone way overboard this time,” Palmer said. “A few of his other displays were on the edge, but never that crazy.”
            McGuckin said the design wasn’t intended to offend anybody. “I can differentiate between real Nazis and that the atrocities they performed compared to these little gingerbread men, but I guess some people can’t,” McGuckin said. “When I look at it, I don’t think about the Holocaust.”

            McGuckin put up the display on Friday, after Palmer had left. He said about 200 people showed up to take a look, and only one person complained.

            But Palmer decided to put a blanket over the gingerbread display after getting negative feedback from friends and customers.

            A separate, uncovered display features a suicidal snowman sitting in a salon chair under a hairdryer, trying to end it all after a former lover came out with a tell-all book.

            “I want people to say ‘Oh, my gosh,’ ” McGuckin said. “And once they look at it, say, ‘It is kind of pretty.’ ”

            McGuckin’s first installment of displays at the hardware store began last winter, with a “caroler bashing” snowman and a little boy excited about using his chemistry set to create crystal meth.

            A 2004 display depicting a suicide at the Special Effects video store in Wellington was taken down after a few townspeople and the mayor asked the store owner to remove it.

            Palmer hasn’t yet spoken with McGuckin about the display, but said he won’t allow the artist to use his storefront windows to display his work again.

            McGuckin intends to find another suitable window to show off his displays, and said it’s all about using “edgy” material to get people’s attention.

            “The lights and the shadows and the colors really make it a spectacular-looking piece of art,” he said. “Maybe I just find beauty in bizarre places.”
            Interestingly, The Secret Lives of Gingerbread Men is also a role-playing game, where you can find out in what other perverse activities your baked goods engage from time to time.
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            Last edited by OnYourKnees; 12-15-2006, 07:25 PM.

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323
                #49
                Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

                Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                Yes, and your mother has herpes but what are ya gonna do about it?

                Also I can't even edit my own posts let alone my name you virally infected anally probed Nazi!
                MY GODLY MOTHER! (GONG)
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Jesus is Lord
                    Devout seeker of the Truth™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 639
                    #50
                    Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    MY GODLY MOTHER! (GONG)
                    Praise the Lord!

                    I hope that while in quarantine this heathen will find the love of Christ and repent. I hope he repents soon, his sins are great and will take a lot of time and tithes to be forgiven.
                    The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                    Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                      • lilith
                        Night Hag
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 1232
                        #51
                        Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        And seeing as how you are a hellbound witch, it does not surprise anyone in this Godly forum that you would choose to worship an overgrown weed rather than Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour. The image of you and Lilith dancing skyclad through snowy fields around bat-infested evergreens makes me sick. You will live to regret your satanic foolishness, mark my words.

                        "Snowy" fields Zeke?

                        In the middle of Summer thats just a teeny bit unlikely....this IS the southern hemisphere!
                        In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552
                            #52
                            Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

                            Originally posted by lilith View Post
                            "Snowy" fields Zeke?

                            In the middle of Summer thats just a teeny bit unlikely....this IS the southern hemisphere!
                            Empty-headed harlot! Christmas is near, the birthday of our saviour Jesus. That makes it WINTER, you fool! You've been fantasizing about your master's home again, witch.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Poetic Peter
                                Christian Poet Emeritus
                                Forum Member
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 1696
                                #53
                                Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                MY GODLY MOTHER! (GONG)
                                Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                                Yes, and your mother has herpes but what are ya gonna do about it?

                                Also I can't even edit my own posts let alone my name you virally infected anally probed Nazi!
                                The manner of a mongrel born of a wolf-bitch who rolled for a false Christian wolf "hunter"
                                demonstrating why bestality is disallowed by God.

                                ----


                                "Say, we had a new dog in our house. Its name was 'Ginger'."

                                "Did Ginger bite?"

                                "No. Ginger ................snapped."

                                ----

                                Dumbean, it's Christmas and I'm giving.
                                What's your size?
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                                Last edited by Poetic Peter; 12-16-2006, 07:22 PM.

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