[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

Hmm, seeing as you all find Xmas trees so offensive, they just went up a few points in my eyes!
I still don't want to get one of course, seeing as it's for a holiday I don't celebrate but hey, now I can stop muttering when I see them in shops everywhere. Thanks, Zeke!

And seeing as how you are a hellbound witch, it does not surprise anyone in this Godly forum that you would choose to worship an overgrown weed rather than Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour. The image of you and Lilith dancing skyclad through snowy fields around bat-infested evergreens makes me sick. You will live to regret your satanic foolishness, mark my words.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

And seeing as how you are a hellbound witch, it does not surprise anyone in this Godly forum that you would choose to worship an overgrown weed rather than Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour. The image of you and Lilith dancing skyclad through snowy fields around bat-infested evergreens makes me sick. You will live to regret your satanic foolishness, mark my words.

Whoa there, cowboy, let's have less fantasizing about Lilith and I running skyclad, now.
And besides, the snow is a tad too cold for skyclad dancing, we'd likely get frostbite.

What is an interesting point though, is the the whole xmas tree thing does illustrate quite well how xtianity has ripped off their holidays and traditions from other religions. From this site:

King Tut never saw a Christmas tree, but he would have understood the tradition which traces back long before the first Christmas, says David Robson, Extension Educator, Horticulture with the Springfield Extension Center.
The Egyptians were part of a long line of cultures that treasured and worshipped evergreens. When the winter solstice arrive, they brought green date palm leaves into their homes to symbolize life's triumph over death.
The Romans celebrated the winter solstice with a fest called Saturnalia in honor of Saturnus, the god of agriculture. They decorated their houses with greens and lights and exchanged gifts. They gave coins for prosperity, pastries for happiness, and lamps to light one's journey through life.
Centuries ago in Great Britain, woods priests called Druids used evergreens during mysterious winter solstice rituals. The Druids used holly and mistletoe as symbols of eternal life, and place evergreen branches over doors to keep away evil spirits.
Late in the Middle Ages, Germans and Scandinavians placed evergreen trees inside their homes or just outside their doors to show their hope in the forthcoming spring. Our modern Christmas tree evolved from these early traditions.

Just as pretty much most of your holidays are pagan ripoffs, or some kind of ripoff.
Great religion you have there. Can't think of original ideas, plus a whole lot of added nasty.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

And besides, the snow is a tad too cold for skyclad dancing, we'd likely get frostbite.

From what we hear both of you are quite well insulated from frostbite.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

From what we hear both of you are quite well insulated from frostbite.

Hey, my BMI is 18 I'll have you know, Pastor BMI 'godly' 37 Al!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

What is an interesting point though, is the the whole xmas tree thing does illustrate quite well how xtianity has ripped off their holidays and traditions from other religions. From this site:



Just as pretty much most of your holidays are pagan ripoffs, or some kind of ripoff.
Great religion you have there. Can't think of original ideas, plus a whole lot of added nasty.

The Christmas tree was NEVER a part of any True Christian™ Christmas celebration. Christmas trees and santa are pagan symbols which have been inserted into Jesus' Birthday by false Christians and mary-worshipers. The Holy Bible clearly states that we are not to worship trees or decorate them.

Pagans pre-stole Dec. 25th from Jesus thousands of years before He came down to earth to save mankind. And He won't forget that you did that either!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

The Christmas tree was NEVER a part of any True Christian™ Christmas celebration. Christmas trees and santa are pagan symbols which have been inserted into Jesus' Birthday by false Christians and mary-worshipers. The Holy Bible clearly states that we are not to worship trees or decorate them.

Yes, it does. But, hallmark and the like are too intent on pushing this holiday and all aspects of it onto the public to really care about whatever symbolism is behind it, be it pagan, xtian, or even Star-Finder-ish (whatever he is, anyway)
Hey, don't look at me. I don't celebrate Xmas. I celebrate Yule.

Pagans pre-stole Dec. 25th from Jesus thousands of years before He came down to earth to save mankind. And He won't forget that you did that either!

Ah yes, that's right, 'pre-stole'. Translation=Xtians were/are too uninspired to think of their own holidays, so they rip off those of other religions, incorporate it into their own, and hope that nobody will notice.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

Ok, can't be bothered to find somewhere relevent to post this so here goes. Who the **** changed my name? Are you a rogue scholar? Gosh I bet you are, and your parents are probably real proud of you. Damn I wish I was intellegent enough to put tard on the end of things and make myself look like a spastic. I also wish I could switch letters round so that I made new and overly retarted words. Am I ever jealous of you. ¬_¬

[SUV]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

Oh, stop whining. You know darn Good and well that you did it to attract that LIEberal, hyphenated girlie-Man. And I am telling you, I glommed in on him, I mean, sought his attention in order to C-o-nVert him, FIRST!

So back off and go Drink yourself a nice libation from some unSuspecting passerby's neck, will ya?

Ok, can't be bothered to find somewhere relevent to post this so here goes. Who the **** changed my name? Are you a rogue scholar? Gosh I bet you are, and your parents are probably real proud of you. Damn I wish I was intellegent enough to put tard on the end of things and make myself look like a spastic. I also wish I could switch letters round so that I made new and overly retarted words. Am I ever jealous of you. ¬_¬

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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That made no sense! It had no relevence to my post! I don't suck blood! 0_o usually...

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

We can't change your name Brother Tard....only YOU can.

We KNOW you did it.

Merry Christmas!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

Yes, and your mother has herpes but what are ya gonna do about it?

Also I can't even edit my own posts let alone my name you virally infected anally probed Nazi!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

Yes, and your mother has herpes but what are ya gonna do about it?

Also I can't even edit my own posts let alone my name you virally infected anally probed Nazi!

Brother Tard,

Are you trying to get banned?

Now you will have 100 more shiny infraction points for insulting a GODLY Moderator.

Stern, Sister Thumper

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

The nerve of these unsaved sinners!
We try to bring them the love of Jesus, and this is how they respond?

Ungrateful world..

[SUV]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

Oh.my.GOD. How far down has our Standard of Excellence sunk when we allow herpes-infected anal-probers onto this, our Godly board? What sort of slimy Slug ("Sluggo"? Is that you?) have we here, after all?

Sister Thumper, he is SO un-invited to our Lobster Fest picnic at Landover-nowhere-near-the-Sea!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

The nerve of these unsaved sinners!
We try to bring them the love of Jesus, and this is how they respond?

Ungrateful world..

AMEN Brother SS!

His mind must be overrun by demons to constantly rebuke the offers of Love and Eternal Salvation© that Landover offers him.