Christianity - The true definition.

[Joel]

CHRISTIANITY - The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.


This is actually quite true.

[Nobar King]

Re: Christianity - The true definition.

You left out some parts.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Christianity - The true definition.

CHRISTIANITY - The belief that . . .

This is actually quite true.

PLAGIARISM - the use or close imitation of the language and thoughts of another author and the representation of them as one's own original work.

[Joel]

Re: Christianity - The true definition.

PLAGIARISM - the use or close imitation of the language and thoughts of another author and the representation of them as one's own original work.

Oh I'm sorry, I forgot to put quotation marks around it. Would you please share the knowledge of how to edit my post?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Christianity - The true definition.

Oh I'm sorry, I forgot to put quotation marks around it. Would you please share the knowledge of how to edit my post?

Unsaved Trash does not have the privilege of editing posts.

Next time, get it right the first time.

This is a Christian Church forum. Have you joined to show us the true definition of "liberal tolerance"?

Liberal Tolerance - Accepting and encouraging every single worldview and opinion which agrees entirely with one's own, and attacking everyone who disagrees from the safe vantage point of hiding behind one's computer screen. Synonyms: Cowardice, bigotry.