[mayangel67]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

You are the one fooled friend,the avenger is not me ,he is my live-in boyfriend.and he sits here at my side.you succofish

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

I was married when I concieved and married when my son was born.I was married to my sons father.I do not understand where you get that he is a bastard.I never said I was not married at the time.I said he was born out of marriage ,that means I was married.and the Avenger does not own me and never will,no man on this earth owns me except God and thats it,I rule my own life ,I make my own destiny.

Oh, now I get it. You were trying to say your son was BORNE out of A marriage. See, if you weren't trailer trash, you would know how to write and speak English. But you are a damned liar. 'Avenger' isn't married to you. He is your live-in boyfriend. So you are a whore and a fornicator (ask your own pastor), your son is a bastard, and all of you are going to HELL in a handbasket.

Anyway, try that that story at the Pearly gates. Your butt will be dropkicked straight to Fire Lake. Oh, wait....you are a female.....you have no soul! So you won't even get a hearing. Dust to dust. Buh bye.

Luke 2:23
Males are holy to God, not females.

[mayangel67]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

My destiny is with God,friend, You people are the ones whos destiny is on the computer,insulting everyone who walks in,you say to get counsel from one of your women,who do you suggest? I do not even see a forum for the women......could you be so kind as to direct me in the right direction....

[Nobar King]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Maybe you should get him to type the posts. He couldn't be any worse than you.

[mayangel67]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

according to brother temperance, I do have a soul! he said so in a post a while back,I know better than to believe what you people say,I have my bible and my God in heaven.Just so you know,I am not uppity,I really am a reserved and yes submissive in the bedroom to the love of my life and a great cook and a lady in public.I am woman hear me roar!!!!!! Everyone has a soul and a spirit,you can not persuade me different.

[mayangel67]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

My man says he trusts me completely and will leave the posts to me,he also said that I will in no way be held back spiritually.We love each other and God,and not only does he trust me,he is right behind me doing dishes and cooking dinner!!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

according to brother temperance, I do have a soul! he said so in a post a while back,I know better than to believe what you people say,I have my bible and my God in heaven.Just so you know,I am not uppity,I really am a reserved and yes submissive in the bedroom to the love of my life and a great cook and a lady in public.I am woman hear me roar!!!!!! Everyone has a soul and a spirit,you can not persuade me different.

WE aren't trying to persuade you of anything. we are simply asking why you deny the Words of the Bible? Let me ask Sister Jenny to come council you and take you to a better forum. We don't deal with hysterical females in this one.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

I said he was born out of marriage ,that means I was married.

No, being born out of marriage means not married. If you were married, then your son was born in marriage.

You are the one fooled friend,the avenger is not me

And the grammatical mistakes he makes are identical to yours? I find that hard to believe.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[mayangel67]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Believe what you will,my boyfriend I have now is not my sons father and yes he was born in marriage.and yes I would welcome sister jenny to try and counsel me.I do not hate anyone and I am willing to give anyone a chance ,even you men.Avenger is a real man,we use the same computer,we can not afford to have separate computers,we do indeed spell differently and are not the same person,how do I know your all not one man or woman for that fact.It also says that who so ever beliveth in me shall have everlasting life! it does not say to all men it says who!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Believe what you will,my boyfriend I have now is not my sons father and yes he was born in marriage.and yes I would welcome sister jenny to try and counsel me.I do not hate anyone and I am willing to give anyone a chance ,even you men.Avenger is a real man,we use the same computer,we can not afford to have separate computers,we do indeed spell differently and are not the same person,how do I know your all not one man or woman for that fact.It also says that who so ever beliveth in me shall have everlasting life! it does not say to all men it says who!

Revelation 14:1-4
Only 144,000 celibate men will be saved. (Those who were not "defiled with women.")

So Rob isn't going and neither you or Cody. Simple as that.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

I was married when I concieved and married when my son was born.I was married to my sons father.I do not understand where you get that he is a bastard.I never said I was not married at the time.I said he was born out of marriage ,that means I was married.and the Avenger does not own me and never will,no man on this earth owns me except God and thats it,I rule my own life ,I make my own destiny.

You and your douche bag of a husband write like crap. Did you ever graduate from the 5th grade or are you retarded?

[Nobar King]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

My man says he trusts me completely and will leave the posts to me,he also said that I will in no way be held back spiritually.We love each other and God,and not only does he trust me,he is right behind me doing dishes and cooking dinner!!!

Do you have him chained to the stove?

[Wide-Open]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

My man says he trusts me completely and will leave the posts to me,he also said that I will in no way be held back spiritually.We love each other and God,and not only does he trust me,he is right behind me doing dishes and cooking dinner!!!

So he's called Nancy?

[Nobar King]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

I wonder what other woman's work she has The Avenger doing while she's watching Oprah? Does he wear a skirt, too?

Do you make him scrub the kitchen floor on his knees?

Does he have a real job?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

The story of Nancy and Cody.

So he's called Nancy?

Yeah, he's CALLED Nancy, but that's really HER name. She won't be back and she will never know that we can read the drive of her computer and even listen to the conversation in the house when she is connected to us, so telling this won't matter. Here's what happened.

Cody-the-bastard child was surfing the Internet, but not for anything Christian! He happened to Google this exact phrase. "SARAH PALIN NUDE".

Naturally the Department of Faith computer redirected him to us for counseling and rehabilitation before he goes blind from Onanism. But he is a rude backsassing little heathen and was banned as soon as we found out he is a bastard and a self-abuser and thus not allowed into church. Of course by then, the government had compromised his computer, so when Nancy logged back on from the same computer, her entire profile came up. (I hope Cody knows how to delete his searches. Some of them weren't very Christian.)

Next comes Nancy. AKA Nancy A. E--. Born in May '67; used to be a goth stoner in Colorado (I won't bore you to death with Cody's relationship to Mickey Gilley). We haven't checked to see whether or not she stopped smoking. She probably did because she's porked up a bit lot since 2002.

Why an illiterate woman like that from <snip>, Pennsylvania who cannot spell or punctuate would come into a church and start arguing against the Bible is beyond me, but I expect she is a LDS or Pennycostal; anyway she is certainly something GOD hates. We are all sorry that she was born deaf in her left ear, but that's GOD'S WRATH!

The live-in boyfriend "avenger" is really a dork named Rob (probably a reference to how he earns his living) who jumped in and started making threats, which we take seriously. We hate to be threatened, and when we are, we look at the records and see who did it.

We never threaten ANYONE! We live bright in JESUS' light! But a couple of anti-Landover websites which I won't name because their owners met gruesome and untimely accidental deaths, no longer exist. As we reported several years ago...the evening of June 20, 2003 to be exact, one poor man was accidentally turned to jelly by a runaway semi-truck on his nightly walk to the liquor store for a quart of gin. Sadly, his two poodles could not be identified in the resulting mayhem. The truck didn't stop and was never identified. A horrible accident! So kids, don't let this happen to you! Look in both directions before you cross the street and stay off sidewalks. Accidents happen!

As a courtesy, because Cody is fifteen, I have intentionally redacted Nancy, Cody and Rob's last names and their current address, their personal information, driver's license and criminal records and Cody's birth certificate. They don't have passports. While these are mostly all public records available to anyone, we use discretion here at Landover.

But we did keep a DOF tap open to their computer, so the next time any of them (especially Cody) go looking for porn, we'll feel obliged to notify the authorities where he keeps his dope. I can tell you that Cody had better start doing a LOT better in school or he will end up like his mother and her temporary live-in fornicator. She's like a revolving door, and we have names. I also suggest that if anyone in the neighborhood is pretending to be a Christian and cheating on welfare, they might want to be careful.

I'm not accusing anyone in particular, I'm just sayin'.