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  • HolyWing
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    • Jan 2010
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    #1

    A couple of questions.

    I don't know if this is the right forum-part, but whatever.

    First of all, I want to sell my daughter as a slave, could you name a reasonable price?
    According to Exodus 21:7 "When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are."

    My neighbor works at the convenience store and he insists on working on Sundays. Should I stone him, or kill him in any other way?
    According to the Exodus 35:2, "For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a Sabbath of rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it must be put to death."

    I am nearsighted, and I want to go to church, but the bible won't let me.
    It says in the book of Leviticus 21: 17-23:
    "Say to Aaron: ‘For the generations to come none of your descendants who has a defect may come near to offer the food of his God. No man who has any defect may come near: no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed; no man with a crippled foot or hand, or who is hunchbacked or dwarfed, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores or damaged testicles. No descendant of Aaron the priest who has any defect is to come near to present the offerings made to the LORD by fire. He has a defect; he must not come near to offer the food of his God. He may eat the most holy food of his God, as well as the holy food; yet because of his defect, he must not go near the curtain or approach the altar, and so desecrate my sanctuary. I am the LORD, who makes them holy.”

    A farmer in the nearby uses curse words often, should I burn him and all of the people in this town, fore every person has heard him using these words?

    Leviticus 24:11-16 "The son of the Israelite woman blasphemed the Name with a curse; so they brought him to Moses. (His mother’s name was Shelomith, the daughter of Dibri the Danite.) They put him in custody until the will of the LORD should be made clear to them.

    Then the LORD said to Moses: “Take the blasphemer outside the camp. All those who heard him are to lay their hands on his head, and the entire assembly is to stone him. Say to the Israelites: ‘If anyone curses his God, he will be held responsible; anyone who blasphemes the name of the LORD must be put to death. The entire assembly must stone him. Whether an alien or native-born, when he blasphemes the Name, he must be put to death."

    Could you please answer these questions and may the lord be with thou.
    Job 39:9-10 (King James Version)
    9Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
    10Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: A couple of questions.

    What's your prayer?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • HolyWing
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      #3
      Re: A couple of questions.

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      What's your prayer?
      I pray to you to get me some answers and maybe give me the correct part of this forum, I didn't find anything and this part seemed to have the most similar threads as this.

      May the lord be with thou.
      Job 39:9-10 (King James Version)
      9Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
      10Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22379

        #4
        Re: A couple of questions.

        Originally posted by HolyWing View Post
        First of all, I want to sell my daughter as a slave, could you name a reasonable price?
        How about you not selling here at all. Don't you love your daughter?

        My neighbor works at the convenience store and he insists on working on Sundays. Should I stone him, or kill him in any other way?
        Unfortunately God ordered us to obey secular laws. But once Sarah Palin implements the Holy Bible as the only rule of law we can indeed start doing that again.

        I am nearsighted, and I want to go to church, but the bible won't let me.
        Leviticus 21: 17-23 mentiones blind, not nearsighted so as long as you do not poke your eyes out you should be good.

        Could you please answer these questions and may the lord be with thou.
        Let me guess, atheist?
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • HolyWing
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          #5
          Re: A couple of questions.

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          How about you not selling here at all. Don't you love your daughter?
          In the bible it says that I may do that, and I will. It's my right as a christian.

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Unfortunately God ordered us to obey secular laws. But once Sarah Palin implements the Holy Bible as the only rule of law we can indeed start doing that again.
          Indeed brother.

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Leviticus 21: 17-23 mentiones blind, not nearsighted so as long as you do not poke your eyes out you should be good.
          Nearsightedness is a deformity and according to Leviticus 21: 17-23, no one with a deformity shalt not go forth to the altar.

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Let me guess, atheist?
          I shalt not take that kind of accusations, I am not a dirty atheist scum.

          May the lord be with thou.
          Job 39:9-10 (King James Version)
          9Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
          10Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22379

            #6
            Re: A couple of questions.

            Originally posted by HolyWing View Post
            In the bible it says that I may do that, and I will. It's my right as a christian.
            True, well good luck with selling your daughter then. I hope she gets bought by someone who treats her better than you seem to do.

            Nearsightedness is a deformity
            It is? Well, if that is true then you are out of luck. Maybe some laser surgery can fix it though. Wikipedia seems to disagree with you though: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deformity

            I shalt not take that kind of accusations, I am not a dirty atheist scum.
            You could have fooled me. What religion are you?
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • HolyWing
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              #7
              Re: A couple of questions.

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              It is? Well, if that is true then you are out of luck. Maybe some laser surgery can fix it though.
              Thou shalt not fix a problem that God wants to happen.

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              You could have fooled me. What religion are you?
              I am a True Christian™

              May the lord be with thou
              Job 39:9-10 (King James Version)
              9Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
              10Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: A couple of questions.

                Have you found someone who you approve of for her, yet? May I see her picture?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • GOD=life
                  WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 3263

                  #9
                  Re: A couple of questions.

                  Originally posted by HolyWing View Post
                  I am a True Christian™
                  No, you are not. Your title says "unsaved trash", which is what you are until proven otherwise.

                  Originally posted by HolyWing View Post
                  May the Lord...
                  You don't seem to capitalize references to God and the Bible much... you also portray yourself as a foreigner. You are giving off some signals as though you come here to mock God and Jesus Christ.

                  If that is indeed your intention, then you are indeed on the wrong forum, friend.
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22
                  Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • HolyWing
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                    #10
                    Re: A couple of questions.

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    Have you found someone who you approve of for her, yet? May I see her picture?
                    I have not found one yet, and I shalt not put a picture of my daughter on the internet.

                    May the lord be with thou
                    Job 39:9-10 (King James Version)
                    9Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
                    10Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22379

                      #11
                      Re: A couple of questions.

                      Originally posted by HolyWing View Post
                      Thou shalt not fix a problem that God wants to happen.
                      Can you back that up with scripture?
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • HolyWing
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                        • Jan 2010
                        • 20

                        #12
                        Re: A couple of questions.

                        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                        No, you are not. Your title says "unsaved trash", which is what you are until proven otherwise.
                        I am a True Christian™ in heart, I am new to this forum so I'm unsaved trash in the eyes of the forum.

                        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                        You don't seem to capitalize references to God and the Bible much... you also portray yourself as a foreigner. You are giving off some signals as though you come here to mock God and Jesus Christ.

                        If that is indeed your intention, then you are indeed on the wrong forum, friend.
                        I don't capitalize "lord" much, because it's not his name. "God" is his name.
                        And I like being a Dane, I believe that our mighty god see every True Christian™ the same. By the way, Jesus was not American, he was a Hebrew from Nazareth, Israel.
                        You were not saying that direct, but as I interpret it, you say that USA is God's favorite country, which is illogical because if it were, Jesus would have been born in America.

                        May the lord be with thou
                        Job 39:9-10 (King James Version)
                        9Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
                        10Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

                        Comment

                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22379

                          #13
                          Re: A couple of questions.

                          Is Denmark somewhere in France?
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • GOD=life
                            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3263

                            #14
                            Re: A couple of questions.

                            Originally posted by HolyWing View Post
                            because it's not His name. "God" is His name..... mighty God see every...
                            RIght. Exactly what makes you think we appreciate God mockers here?

                            Originally posted by HolyWing View Post
                            By the way, Jesus was not American, he was a Hebrew from Nazareth, Israel.
                            Interesting use of "was": Jesus IS, not was. This would be obvious to a real Christian. Also, Jesus IS an American and IS NOT a joo.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • HolyWing
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                              • Jan 2010
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                              #15
                              Re: A couple of questions.

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              Can you back that up with scripture?
                              It does not stand in a scripture, but if it's God's will, Thou shalt not break it.

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              Is Denmark somewhere in France?
                              Are you stupid, dear sir? Denmark is a beautiful country up in Scandinavia.

                              May the lord be with thou
                              Job 39:9-10 (King James Version)
                              9Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
                              10Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

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