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  • PraiseOurLordGod
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Feb 2010
    • 9

    #1

    Hi, my name's Sasha.

    Hi,

    I was raised by a Russian Orthodox family but have always questioned their methods of worship, and never even bothered to learn the language. I'm looking to be saved by our Lord God in the True sense, but due to my upbringing, I'm rather confused about a lot of things. Please bear with me and what I'm sure will be patience-trying questions.

    Thanks to all,
    Sasha
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

    Hello Sasha,

    Welcome to God's Favorite Forum. Please tell us more about yourself. What is your favorite Bible verse? How many soldiers for Christ have you borne your husband? You do have his permission to be here, right?
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

      Hi Sasha, where do you live now?

      I see you are confused about God. Tell me, have you read anything in the Bible that makes you soar?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • PraiseOurLordGod
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Feb 2010
        • 9

        #4
        Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

        I don't personally have a King James Bible, but I've begun reading it on BibleGateway. One passage that has particularly struck a chord was:

        Deuteronomy 18:10
        There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.

        I've met witches before, and honestly, they're really great people. One of my best friends is Pagan, and just because she has a different belief system than I do, doesn't mean I don't believe in God or am going straight to Hell, at least in my opinion.

        And as for having children or a husband, I'm only 18, and while I can legally marry and have children, I would like to finish college before I even think about weddings.

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        • PraiseOurLordGod
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Feb 2010
          • 9

          #5
          Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

          I live in Maine currently, and I don't personally have a King James Bible, but I've begun reading it on BibleGateway. One passage that has particularly struck a chord was:

          Deuteronomy 18:10
          There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.

          I've met witches before, and honestly, they're really great people. One of my best friends is Pagan, and just because she has a different belief system than I do, doesn't mean I don't believe in God or am going straight to Hell, at least in my opinion.

          And as for having children or a husband, I'm only 18, and still live with my mother. My parents got divorced when I was 4 years old, and it's only been my mother and I for 14 years. Although I can legally marry and have children now, I would like to finish college before I even think about weddings.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #6
            Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

            Originally posted by PraiseOurLordGod View Post
            I live in Maine currently, and I don't personally have a King James Bible, but I've begun reading it on BibleGateway. One passage that has particularly struck a chord was:

            Deuteronomy 18:10
            There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.

            I've met witches before, and honestly, they're really great people. One of my best friends is Pagan, and just because she has a different belief system than I do, doesn't mean I don't believe in God or am going straight to Hell, at least in my opinion.

            And as for having children or a husband, I'm only 18, and still live with my mother. My parents got divorced when I was 4 years old, and it's only been my mother and I for 14 years. Although I can legally marry and have children now, I would like to finish college before I even think about weddings.
            I see you have a stuttering problem. No matter.

            You need to ban the pagans from your life. They will convert you to Satan as quick as a wink. If you continue to see or speak to them you will go to hell. Read the KJV Bible, and scream at these evil people. It is crap like this that makes God furious!
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Myron Pollard
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2009
              • 242

              #7
              Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

              Originally posted by PraiseOurLordGod View Post
              I live in Maine currently, and I don't personally have a King James Bible, but I've begun reading it on BibleGateway. One passage that has particularly struck a chord was:

              Deuteronomy 18:10
              There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.

              I've met witches before, and honestly, they're really great people. One of my best friends is Pagan, and just because she has a different belief system than I do, doesn't mean I don't believe in God or am going straight to Hell, at least in my opinion.

              And as for having children or a husband, I'm only 18, and still live with my mother. My parents got divorced when I was 4 years old, and it's only been my mother and I for 14 years. Although I can legally marry and have children now, I would like to finish college before I even think about weddings.
              ...Your opinion.....Accept Jesus and the Word of Christ lest be damned in a lake of Hell fire for all eternity....Praise Jesus

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              • ChoirBoy
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 34

                #8
                Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

                Since when are Cooking/cleaning/babymaking college courses?

                You should stop the school nonsense, you learned all you will ever need in what passes for high schools.

                Go to the church and pray. God will show you the way. Not those Professors who preach the ways of the Lieberals.

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                • PraiseOurLordGod
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9

                  #9
                  Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  I see you have a stuttering problem. No matter.

                  You need to ban the pagans from your life. They will convert you to Satan as quick as a wink. If you continue to see or speak to them you will go to hell. Read the KJV Bible, and scream at these evil people. It is crap like this that makes God furious!
                  How do I have a stuttering problem?

                  And Pagans don't believe in Satan, at least not the ones I know. I don't understand why everyone on this site seems to think that because people have a different belief system, they're wrong, and going straight to Hell. There are nearly 7 billion people on this planet, do you really expect everyone of them to be as "True" as you are?

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #10
                    Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

                    Originally posted by PraiseOurLordGod View Post
                    How do I have a stuttering problem?

                    And Pagans don't believe in Satan, at least not the ones I know. I don't understand why everyone on this site seems to think that because people have a different belief system, they're wrong, and going straight to Hell. There are nearly 7 billion people on this planet, do you really expect everyone of them to be as "True" as you are?
                    The Bible clearly says they will burn for eternity. Take up your disbelief with God, not us.

                    Revelation 21:8
                    But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • exMormon
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 282

                      #11
                      Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

                      Originally posted by PraiseOurLordGod View Post

                      And as for having children or a husband, I'm only 18, and while I can legally marry and have children, I would like to finish college before I even think about weddings.

                      I am awe struck that anyone would actually admit to this. You are a God hating feminazi.

                      Here, watch this witnessing video. Watch this God hating feminazi get schooled by a True Christian.

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #12
                        Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

                        Originally posted by PraiseOurLordGod View Post
                        How do I have a stuttering problem?
                        #4
                        and
                        #5

                        See!

                        And Pagans don't believe in Satan, at least not the ones I know. I don't understand why everyone on this site seems to think that because people have a different belief system, they're wrong, and going straight to Hell. There are nearly 7 billion people on this planet, do you really expect everyone of them to be as "True" as you are?
                        See, that is how they roll. They act all nice to you (right?) help you out, seem just like a Christian in fact. Then before you know it, they will want you to 'sign something'. POW, you have joined their ranks serving the Devil-Master. I know you are a mere empty headed female but get a hold of yourself. Open your eyes, if only for five minutes.
                        I'll tell you what, you tell me where in the KJV Bible it says to hang out with Satan's henchmen and I'll buy you dinner. If you cannot find anything like that, you swear on the Bible you will turn your life over to God and live by every single word in the KJV1611 Bible. No deviation, no interpretation. Just God's simple and everlasting love.

                        People have the opportunity to be True Christians™. Nothing would make God happier. But he provided us with many wondrous things, key being free choice. Pagans, the Devils henchmen, try to sway people away from God. You are lucky, you are having it all laid out like a buffet in front of you. Skip the chicken, have the beef.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • PraiseOurLordGod
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 9

                          #13
                          Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

                          Originally posted by exMormon View Post
                          I am awe struck that anyone would actually admit to this. You are a God hating feminazi.

                          Here, watch this witnessing video. Watch this God hating feminazi get schooled by a True Christian.

                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNLjXqRqs-c

                          So you people think that making a parody website of the real fundamentalist Christians out there is funny? I actually believed you people were real for a while. Unfortunately, there are people out there that actually think like you act, but I'm not letting this site get to me any more.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #14
                            Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

                            Originally posted by PraiseOurLordGod View Post
                            So you people think that making a divine revelation website of the real fundamentalist Christians out there is funny? I actually believed you people were real for a while. Unfortunately, there are people out there that actually think like you act, but I'm not letting this site get to me any more.
                            God is not funny. God and Christianity is serious business.

                            I take it you are not going to accept God into your life and sign a pact with the Devil instead. That is such a shame. Are you sure there is nothing I can do to convince you?
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Myron Pollard
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 242

                              #15
                              Re: Hi, my name's Sasha.

                              What is not real young man?I urge you to take the Word of the Bible very seriously or suffer the consequences of Eternal Damnation.Do this before it's too late....Praise Jesus

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