Beaux McManus

[James Dewitt]

Yesterday while in Des Moines on business I ran across this news article. I found it to be quite disturbing to say the least.

Sally’s Switch-Hitter Times

Gather ‘round, girls! It’s time to roll back the carpet and dance a jig….because ONE OF OUR OWN will soon be representing us in Iowa government!

Beaux McManus, that dreamy, Freehold Community Players leading man (admit it, you’ve driven into that hateful town of bigots to catch more than a few of his matinees) is running for mayor! And his inside scoop? He’s sure to win!

Candidate McManus himself gave us an eager call to share the glad tidings.

“As soon as I’m in office," he giggled in his sly, sisterly way, “We’ll paint the whole town pink! Gay Marriage will be the law of the land, and we can take babies from straight couples to raise and train as our own. After all, they can always have more. That’s why we call them breeders.”

McManus breathlessly described why victory was assured.

“As we all know, we Gays control the media AND the government. With President Obamas’ help, I’ve been given the go-ahead to become one in a series of local gay dictators who'll unbuckle the Bible Belt. And I won’t be lonely, 'cuz soon as I’m in office, I can force literally anyone to sell their home to a homosexual for half-price. So ha ha on them!”

You heard it here first, Girls! Pack your bags, because Freeholds getting’ freer when Beaux McManus wins!

Beaux you have some explaining to do!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Beaux McManus

Yesterday while in Des Moines on business I ran across this news article. I found it to be quite disturbing to say the least.




Beaux you have some explaining to do!

The AIDS has eaten McAnus' brain.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Beaux McManus

The AIDS has eaten McAnus' brain.

That would imply he ever had one. I still can not get my head around why we never burned that theater of him down. I am certain we made plans for it.

[Beaux McManus]

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This is slander and libel combined!

That's not even a proper reproduction of a NEWS article...just some words typed on a screen! Who is this "Sally" (If she even exists)?? What was this "phone interview" that was "called in"??

I'm getting reports that this "article" has been printed out as a flyer and is being taped to doors and trees all over town!!! Is there nothing the church won't do to eliminate any competition for its pet candidate, Mr. Hold??

PS: Needless to say, I have never heard of this "Sally" or her newsletter (or whatever it reportedly is.) Certainly, I never called her with an interview and "giggled in a sly, sisterly way."

This is a brutal, homophobic attempt to smear an individual, and the irony is that I have never even identified myself as such.

Someone is playing very "fast and loose" with the FACTS.

[C. Reconstruction]

Re: Beaux McManus

This is slander and libel combined!

That's not even a proper reproduction of a NEWS article...just some words typed on a screen! Who is this "Sally" (If she even exists)?? What was this "phone interview" that was "called in"??

I'm getting reports that this "article" has been printed out as a flyer and is being taped to doors and trees all over town!!! Is there nothing the church won't do to eliminate any competition for its pet candidate, Mr. Hold??

PS: Needless to say, I have never heard of this "Sally" or her newsletter (or whatever it reportedly is.) Certainly, I never called her with an interview and "giggled in a sly, sisterly way."

This is a brutal, homophobic attempt to smear an individual, and the irony is that I have never even identified myself as such.

Someone is playing very "fast and loose" with the FACTS.

The only thing fast and loose around here is probably your sphincter sinner.

1. God in His law requires the death penalty for homosexuals. [R.J. Rushdoony, Reconstructionist theologian, in a letter to Mel White]
2. The Bible is without reservation in its condemnation of homosexuality . . . „If a man also lie with mankind . . . they shall be put to death (Lev. 20:13) . . . This is certainly clear enough and there is not a single text in all of the New Testament to indicate that this penalty has been altered or removed. . . (pp 422-25). . . We find that St. Paul far from setting aside the law and its penalties appeals to the death penalty against homo-sexuals as an established and continuing fact. (Rom 1:32) (p735) [R.J. Rushdoony, The Institutes of Biblical Law]

[Beaux McManus]

Re: Beaux McManus

PPS: I demand that this thread be closed and deleted, or I am having a lawyer call the authorities.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Beaux McManus

PPS: I demand that this thread be closed and deleted, or I am having a lawyer call the authorities.

I a sure the Freehold Police Department will be happy to hear you whine about this. Don't forget to mention the pink paint to your cell mates.

[Beaux McManus]

Re: Beaux McManus

I REPEAT: I demand that this thread be closed and deleted, or I am having a lawyer call the authorities.

[C. Reconstruction]

Re: Beaux McManus

PPS: I demand that this thread be closed and deleted, or I am having a lawyer call the authorities.

I REPEAT: I demand that this thread be closed and deleted, or I am having a lawyer call the authorities.

Joos don't like nancy boys, and unless your lawyer is licensed to practice within the corporate limits of Freehold you are blowing smoke among other things

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Beaux McManus

I REPEAT: I demand that this thread be closed and deleted, or I am having a lawyer call the authorities.

What are you waiting for?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Beaux McManus

Here is the proof

[Beaux McManus]

Re: Beaux McManus

I just called the police station and was put on hold for half an hour.

You have forced me to take legal action. This isn't over.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Beaux McManus

I just called the police station and was put on hold for half an hour.

You have forced me to take legal action. This isn't over.

Are you or are you not a Homer?

[Beaux McManus]

Re: Beaux McManus

I am shocked that the church would actually plant disparaging and COMPLETELY FALSE information in a newspaper. The pretend flyers were bad enough, but having these lies distributed even outside the city, in a publication??? You have all gone too far.

The good that can come of this is that the above article will make it easier for my lawyer to track down this "Sally" for a statement.

Again, I demand that this thread be closed and deleted until the matter is resolved. And I call upon all other candidates (particularly Mr. Hold, who obviously has the church's ear) to join me in a demand for a fair playing field.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Beaux McManus

As part of my mission work in the darker parts of Des Moines I see many sordid things. Today however I saw this same announcement stapled to phone poles. It is in the native dialect so is difficult to read.

Sally’s Switch-Hitta' Times

Gada' ‘round, goats! Right on! It’s time t'roll back de carpet and boogie some jig….a'cuz ONE OF OUR OWN gots'ta soon be representin' us in Iowa guv'ment!

Right on! Beaux McManus, dat dredat fine femahnaine ladee, Freehold Community Players leadin' joker (admit it, ya'’ve rolln into dat hateful town uh bigotss t'catch mo'e dan some few uh his matinees) be runnin' fo' mayo'! Right on! And his inside scoop? He’s sho' man t'win! Right on!

Candun didate McManus himself gave us an eaga' call t'share da damn glad tidin's. “As soon as I’m in office," he giggled in his sly, sisterly way, “We’ll paint da damn whole town pink! Right on! Gay Marriage gots'ta be da damn law uh de land, and we kin snatch babies fum straight couples t'raise and train as our own. 'S coo', bro.

Afta' all, dey kin always gots mo'e. Dat’s why we call dem breeders.” McManus breadlessly described why victo'y wuz assho' mand. “As we all know, we Gays control de media AND de guv'ment. Wid Super-dude Obamas’ help, I’ve been given de go-ahaid t'become one in some series uh local gay dictato's who'll unbuckle da damn Bible Belt.

Man! And ah' won’t be lonely, 'cuz soon as I’m in office, ah' can fo'ce literally any sucka t'sell deir crib t'a homosexual fo' half-price. So's ha ha on dem! Right on!” You's heard it here fust, Goats! Right on! Pack yo' bags, cuz' Freeholds digtin'’ frea' when Beaux McManus wins! Right on!