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  • #31
    Re: Peace be with you....

    Originally posted by Raven. View Post
    If i had potions and spells, they would have been cast on you already .

    also, why is , GOD, YOU, and THE LOAD, capitalized. hopefully that doesn't make me as important as them, i rather not have the attention.

    And will i accept what the lord hath said? sure, but will i follow it? involuntarily for my morals and heart are my guide which may follow his words.
    Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
    I know some spells, but unfortunately not one that makes people less stupid, so I wouldn't know what to use in this situation.

    Be careful what you say, though, Sister Raven. These people seem to be in a bad mood, infracting you whenever you give them an excuse. I would hate it if they banned you.
    Originally posted by Spirit Rain View Post
    They were both "children of the '70's". Compared to my parents, I look conservative ...

    Thank you again for the welcomes ...
    Where are all these filthy hippies coming from ? Did someone leave the gate open ?



    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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    • #32
      Re: Peace be with you....

      Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
      Where are all these filthy hippies coming from ? Did someone leave the gate open ?
      Well, I was born within the gates of Freehold, so that can't be the problem in my case.

      How is your daughter doing, by the way? I heard you had a problem with her because she had watched lazytown while you were away. Can she pick up a pen and write again, or are her fingers still bandaged?
      An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

      And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


      Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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      • #33
        Re: Peace be with you....

        Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
        Well, I was born within the gates of Freehold, so that can't be the problem in my case.

        How is your daughter doing, by the way? I heard you had a problem with her because she had watched lazytown while you were away. Can she pick up a pen and write again, or are her fingers still bandaged?
        I am not sure what you are referring to. My daughter had an accident and fell down the stairs breaking several fingers. As for the upstairs television, I had just come up from the basement shooting range and the pistols trigger hung up on the bannister as I was attempted to stop her fall. The unintentional discharge struck the television.

        Take your innuendo elsewhere witch !


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • #34
          Re: Peace be with you....

          Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
          I am not sure what you are referring to. My daughter had an accident and fell down the stairs breaking several fingers. As for the upstairs television, I had just come up from the basement shooting range and the pistols trigger hung up on the bannister as I was attempted to stop her fall. The unintentional discharge struck the television.

          Take your innuendo elsewhere witch !
          Wow, that's really unfortunate. Of course, I didn't suggest that you had anything to do with this regrettable incident. By the way, why did she watch television directly at the top end of the stairs, instead of in her bedroom, like she normally did?
          An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

          And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


          Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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          • #35
            Re: Peace be with you....

            Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
            Wow, that's really unfortunate. Of course, I didn't suggest that you had anything to do with this regrettable incident. By the way, why did she watch television directly at the top end of the stairs, instead of in her bedroom, like she normally did?
            You are trying my patience witch. I think I know who left the gate open for the hippies.


            Leviticus 26:27-29

            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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            • #36
              Re: Peace be with you....

              Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
              Where are all these filthy hippies coming from ? Did someone leave the gate open ?

              I'm not sure if Raven and Miss Cassandra can be considered "hippies" ... I've seen authentic hippies (I've lived with them until I was 18) and the only thing they seem to have in common with hippies is the whole "loving nature" part. Although I've never actually met them in person, so I can't be 100% sure ...

              And thanks for the welcome (I assume it was a welcome) ...
              You live only once -- but if you work it right, once is enough.

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              • #37
                Re: Peace be with you....

                Originally posted by Spirit Rain View Post
                I'm not sure if Raven and Miss Cassandra can be considered "hippies" ... I've seen authentic hippies (I've lived with them until I was 18) and the only thing they seem to have in common with hippies is the whole "loving nature" part. Although I've never actually met them in person, so I can't be 100% sure ...
                None of you bathe or attend to your personal grooming I'm sure, so you all have that in common.

                Plus, you'll all be barrel-mates in hell once Jesus sends down to be corked.

                Originally posted by Spirit Rain View Post
                And thanks for the welcome (I assume it was a welcome) ...
                I think it was more of an exclamation.

                This is a Christian forum.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #38
                  Re: Peace be with you....

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  None of you bathe or attend to your personal grooming I'm sure, so you all have that in common.
                  Of course I do bathe. I prefer to do it in a pool in the forest.

                  Plus, you'll all be barrel-mates in hell once Jesus sends down to be corked.
                  And you will be in heaven, right? Then hell would be really great, all wiccans together without christians around. Awesome!

                  Of course, hell is a stupid myth. When you die, you go either to the Otherworld, if the Moon Goddess deems you worthy, or you are reincarnated because you haven't learned enough in your life to enter.

                  I personally think you will be reincarnated as a catholic altarboy before you can enter the Otherworld.
                  An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

                  And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


                  Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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                  • #39
                    Re: Peace be with you....

                    Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
                    Of course I do bathe. I prefer to do it in a pool in the forest.
                    The one that is connected to the sewer or the one Free Market Fred uses to store chemical waste?

                    And you will be in heaven, right? Then hell would be really great, all wiccans together without christians around. Awesome!
                    Indeed, the screaming should be extreme.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • #40
                      Re: Peace be with you....

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      The one that is connected to the sewer or the one Free Market Fred uses to store chemical waste?
                      I prefer the one that is used as fresh water reservoir for Freehold's drinking water.
                      An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

                      And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


                      Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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                      • #41
                        Re: Peace be with you....

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        None of you bathe or attend to your personal grooming I'm sure, so you all have that in common.

                        Plus, you'll all be barrel-mates in hell once Jesus sends down to be corked.



                        I think it was more of an exclamation.

                        This is a Christian forum.
                        I bathe every day ... I've been around my parents when they haven't bathed before ... ... I don't wanna smell like dirty socks!
                        You live only once -- but if you work it right, once is enough.

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