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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22355
    #31
    Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan!

    Originally posted by zorkotadej23 View Post
    you aint got no pancake mix
    Making sense does not seem to be your greatest talent.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 5070
        #32
        Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan!

        Originally posted by zorkotadej23 View Post
        oh and when i said ''why would i worship a real character'' i meant to say real (i know hes not real! I HOPE YOU DO TO)
        Try worshiping the Lord, it is not hard.

        Why do you want worship magicians like Harry Potter. If you like magic try reading the King James Bible, there are plenty of magic stories.

        Here is one for you.

        Exodus 7
        8 And the LORD spake unto Moses and unto Aaron, saying,
        9 When Pharaoh shall speak unto you, saying, Shew a miracle for you: then thou shalt say unto Aaron, Take thy rod, and cast it before Pharaoh, and it shall become a serpent.
        10 And Moses and Aaron went in unto Pharaoh, and they did so as the LORD had commanded: and Aaron cast down his rod before Pharaoh, and before his servants, and it became a serpent.
        11 Then Pharaoh also called the wise men and the sorcerers: now the magicians of Egypt, they also did in like manner with their enchantments.
        12 For they cast down every man his rod, and they became serpents: but Aaron's rod swallowed up their rods.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • zorkotadej23
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            • Jul 2010
            • 17
            #33
            Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan!

            well then what youre saying is that god was actually a pretty good WIZARD

            CONTRADICTION

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              • Lisa H
                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 5070
                #34
                Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan!

                Originally posted by zorkotadej23 View Post
                well then what youre saying is that god was actually a pretty good WIZARD

                CONTRADICTION
                You really did not understand what I said. Try reading the King James Bible.
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552
                    #35
                    Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan!

                    Originally posted by zorkotadej23 View Post
                    well then what youre saying is that god was actually a pretty good WIZARD

                    CONTRADICTION
                    God is good at everything, pal.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • zorkotadej23
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 17
                        #36
                        Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan!

                        Well apparently he cant make money out of nothing can he??

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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070
                            #37
                            Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan!

                            Originally posted by zorkotadej23 View Post
                            Well apparently he cant make money out of nothing can he??
                            Why would God want to make money. He can create anything he wants.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • Jo Freddie
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                                Hateful God mocking pirate
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 6339
                                #38
                                Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan!

                                Do you know why July the 31st is a special day?
                                It's Harry Potter's birthday
                                I just thought it may be of interest as you lot seem so preoccupied with made up peoples birthdays.
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                                  • rriverstone
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                                    Under Investigation
                                    • Mar 2011
                                    • 2
                                    #39
                                    Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan!

                                    Levi, I just love that Ashcroft video!
                                    † I 1st thot WBC was LBC. God asked me, "What if Westboro is a missionary, activist group, spreading the same messages of love, tolerance, open-mindedness and forgiveness as the great Landover has, lo, these many years?" I fell to my knees and thanked Him for this question on which I still meditate. †

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