Hello Earthlings

[The Almighty Won]

Hi I am The Almighty Won, sent down from the Heavens, to help save the non-believers (Keanu Reeves). I joined this site because I agree with all of the teachings going on here, and hope to add assistance to this wondrous place of being. I hope I will be accepted in this culture Thank you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Earthlings

So you're Korean money?

[The Almighty Won]

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So you're Korean money?

Only on a good day.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello Earthlings

So you're Korean money?

Perhaps he's missing his conjoined twin, Ton?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Earthlings

Ok, I'll give you 3 minutes to properly introduce yourself and apologize to Jesus. Then I'm going to ban you.

[The Almighty Won]

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Is this what Jesus would want you to do? By banning me you would be pushing me away from Jesus, and destroying what he sent you out to do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Earthlings

Is this what Jesus would want you to do? By banning me you would be pushing me away from Jesus, and destroying what he sent you out to do.

Unsaved NOT welcome.

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Is this what Jesus would want you to do? By banning me you would be pushing me away from Jesus, and destroying what he sent you out to do.

Look, Pastor Ezekiel is a busy man. Either convert to True Christianity(tm) or die and go to Hell. We don't have time for all this wishy-washy crap.

[The Almighty Won]

Re: Hello Earthlings

I am a converted toTrue Christianity™, I just don't see why all of the hate is involved with me? I have been saved by the blood of the lamb.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I am a converted toTrue Christianity™, I just don't see why all of the hate is involved with me? I have been saved by the blood of the lamb.

Tell us about yourself. How old are you? What church does your father take you to? What sins have you been wallowing in?

[The Almighty Won]

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I am currently 16. My father takes me to Rosemont Baptist Church of God. The sins I was wallowing in was unwedded sex, and undeage drinking. I have been forgiven by Jesus Christ, and has prayed for anyone else wallowing in sins such as these as well.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Earthlings

I am currently 16. My father takes me to Rosemont Baptist Church of God. The sins I was wallowing in was unwedded sex, and undeage drinking. I have been forgiven by Jesus Christ, and has prayed for anyone else wallowing in sins such as these as well.

You mean THIS one?

What kind of a Baptist boy spends his time drinking whiskey and dipping his wick in satanic cooters? Doesn't your father ever lay on any good Christian beatings?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I am currently 16. My father takes me to Rosemont Baptist Church of God. The sins I was wallowing in was unwedded sex, and undeage drinking. I have been forgiven by Jesus Christ, and has prayed for anyone else wallowing in sins such as these as well.

So when you registered for this site, and entered your birthday, did you tell the truth or did you lie?

A True Christian(tm) does not lie.

[The Almighty Won]

Re: Hello Earthlings

No I did not lie, I did however choose June as my date when I was born in May. Yes, he gives me daily beating with his right hand. And no http://www.rosemontchurch.org/

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello Earthlings

No I did not lie, I did however choose June as my date when I was born in May.

How is this not a lie?