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  • #1

    Hello Earthlings

    Hi I am The Almighty Won, sent down from the Heavens, to help save the non-believers (Keanu Reeves). I joined this site because I agree with all of the teachings going on here, and hope to add assistance to this wondrous place of being. I hope I will be accepted in this culture Thank you.
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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  • #2
    Re: Hello Earthlings

    So you're Korean money?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Hello Earthlings

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      So you're Korean money?
      Only on a good day.
      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      • #4
        Re: Hello Earthlings

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        So you're Korean money?
        Perhaps he's missing his conjoined twin, Ton?
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #5
          Re: Hello Earthlings

          Ok, I'll give you 3 minutes to properly introduce yourself and apologize to Jesus. Then I'm going to ban you.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Hello Earthlings

            Is this what Jesus would want you to do? By banning me you would be pushing me away from Jesus, and destroying what he sent you out to do.
            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            • #7
              Re: Hello Earthlings

              Originally posted by The Almighty Won View Post
              Is this what Jesus would want you to do? By banning me you would be pushing me away from Jesus, and destroying what he sent you out to do.

              Unsaved NOT welcome.

              "Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: Hello Earthlings

                Originally posted by The Almighty Won View Post
                Is this what Jesus would want you to do? By banning me you would be pushing me away from Jesus, and destroying what he sent you out to do.
                Look, Pastor Ezekiel is a busy man. Either convert to True Christianity(tm) or die and go to Hell. We don't have time for all this wishy-washy crap.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello Earthlings

                  I am a converted toTrue Christianity™, I just don't see why all of the hate is involved with me? I have been saved by the blood of the lamb.
                  A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello Earthlings

                    Originally posted by The Almighty Won View Post
                    I am a converted toTrue Christianity™, I just don't see why all of the hate is involved with me? I have been saved by the blood of the lamb.
                    Tell us about yourself. How old are you? What church does your father take you to? What sins have you been wallowing in?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello Earthlings

                      I am currently 16. My father takes me to Rosemont Baptist Church of God. The sins I was wallowing in was unwedded sex, and undeage drinking. I have been forgiven by Jesus Christ, and has prayed for anyone else wallowing in sins such as these as well.
                      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello Earthlings

                        Originally posted by The Almighty Won View Post
                        I am currently 16. My father takes me to Rosemont Baptist Church of God. The sins I was wallowing in was unwedded sex, and undeage drinking. I have been forgiven by Jesus Christ, and has prayed for anyone else wallowing in sins such as these as well.
                        You mean THIS one?

                        What kind of a Baptist boy spends his time drinking whiskey and dipping his wick in satanic cooters? Doesn't your father ever lay on any good Christian beatings?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello Earthlings

                          Originally posted by The Almighty Won View Post
                          I am currently 16. My father takes me to Rosemont Baptist Church of God. The sins I was wallowing in was unwedded sex, and undeage drinking. I have been forgiven by Jesus Christ, and has prayed for anyone else wallowing in sins such as these as well.
                          So when you registered for this site, and entered your birthday, did you tell the truth or did you lie?

                          A True Christian(tm) does not lie.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello Earthlings

                            No I did not lie, I did however choose June as my date when I was born in May. Yes, he gives me daily beating with his right hand. And no http://www.rosemontchurch.org/
                            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hello Earthlings

                              Originally posted by The Almighty Won View Post
                              No I did not lie, I did however choose June as my date when I was born in May.
                              How is this not a lie?
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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