[Borushek]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Brother COM, your list is certainly depraved, but to me it seems that the people of the jungle island of Australia are the ones who hates God, not the other way around, although He sure has reason to.

I'm sure that they have incurred His wrath, though. It seems like every summer (it's really winter) God chooses to burn down half of Australia. I don't know how they manage to rebuild it so fast.

Australia is not a jungle island, it's a desert island. It is also a Christian nation. Bush fires are also a rare occurrence. Clearly you didn't pay enough attention in class to learn about hemispheres, or the fact that the Earth is tilted on an angle. That is why our seasons are different to yours.

While our mission to Australia was a success in that we were able to save enough souls to warrant opening a subsidiary branch of the church there (we even managed to start an ex-abo ministry), there is still a long way to go. It's going to be a long uphill battle for our Australien True Christian™ brethren.

Australian.

Apply for a Green Card at your nearest American Embassy today. Jesus may destroy the Godless island of Austria at any moment.

Austria is a small nation next to Germany in Europe.

1. Australian Rules Football – possibly the most homersexual team sport on Earth. The home of the AFL (or the Australian Faggot Legion) is Melbourne. The teams dress in skin-tight basketball styled t-shirts and tight shorts. They pass the ball the same way women do in netball and they kiss each other when they score points.

2. Snakes - Australia is a land so damned that it is home to 14 of the 15 deadliest snakes in the world. Australian snakes include; Belcher's sea snake, the Taipan, the Death Adder and the Western Brown Snake. The Western Brown (Pseudonaja nuchalis) is often called ‘the two step’, because after being bitten you walk two steps and then fall down dead.

Genesis 3:14-15
And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou [art] cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
15And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.

3. Geography. Most of Australia is desert, which is known as the ‘Outback’, and beaches. The most famous feature of the Outback is Ayers Rock or Uluru.

4. If you thought it was safer in the water. Aussie seas are home to seawater crocodiles, several species of large man eating sharks, box jellyfish and the rather nasty blue-ringed octopus.

5. Songs. The unofficial anthem of Australia is Waltzing Matilda, a song about a ‘swagman’ and his cross-dressing homersexual lover ‘Matilda’. The swagman is arrested for ‘worrying’ sheep and escapes by jumping into a billabong, or lake.

6. Thongs. In most countries a thong is some sort of perverted bedroom attire. In Australia ‘thongs’ are what Americans call flip-flops and New Zealanders call ‘jandals’.

7. Kangaroos. These dumb ugly marsupials are the national animal of Australia.

8. Films. Most Australian films are perverted rubbish. The most famous Australian actor is Mel the Joo-baiter Cathylick Gibson and the most popular Aussie film of all time is ‘Priscilla Queen of the Desert’. 'Priscilla' is about three cross-dressing sodomites who go on a road trip across the Australian desert.

1) I hate the sport AFL, and it doesn't differ from NFL, where sweaty men run after a ball, and get in a big ol' group hug to start off. Afterwards it's a pat on the ass, and off for a group shower.

2) My dog managed to survive a bite from a Brown Snake, and we had to take him to 2 vets to find one open at the time of the bite. The real reason we have snakes is to separate the boys from the men. It's why obesity isn't much of a problem here.

3) The outback is where Christians live, away from obesity causing, gay-loving, divorce approving society.

4) Why are you out that far to sea? Our beaches too beautiful to handle? We have that desert for a reason.

5) That doesn't make it our national anthem. America's unofficial national anthem is Personal Jesus by Manson, that must make it their real anthem, and shows they are really a God-hating country.

6) Thongs (flip-flops to you Americans) were a New Zealand invention, where they are called jandels. Saying we can't call them thongs is highly hypercritical.

7) They are neither dumb nor ugly. They are a majestic marsupial. Did your god not create them? Are you saying he did a poor job?

8) Isn't he that actor from Passion Of The Christ? It is a movie made in Italy, it's not even an Australian movie.

[Aaron]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

What does any of this have to do with God hating Australia? Did you even bother to read the first message, or even the title, of this thread? And your obsession with gays is quite extreme, I presume you are from Australia?

Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

And unlike you we are not stupid: http://www.godhatesamerica.com/filthymanneroflife.html

Your immediate connection & interest with the homosexual content within my post & the content of your initial post only confirms that you suffer a repressed sexuality. You chose to accept the temptation put before you! I put it to you sir, that you are in fact a closet homosexual sinner who is hiding behind the thinly veiled Christian persona "Cranky Old Man"

[The Hand]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Your immediate connection & interest with the homosexual content within my post & the content of your initial post only confirms that you suffer a repressed sexuality. You chose to accept the temptation put before you! I put it to you sir, that you are in fact a closet homosexual sinner who is hiding behind the thinly veiled Christian persona "Cranky Old Man"

Thanks for your expert psychologist review, Doctor.

So let me see if I understand the science behind it:

You post openly and shamelessly about your obsession with fags and queers, apologize profusely for those AIDS spreading abominations of nature in some pointless attempt to justify their unGODly sodomite ways, and then anyone who steps up and tells you to stop doing that and backs it up with scripture is the queer?

1Cor. 6
[9] Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind

If you repent now, CHRIST might take pity on you.

[Aaron]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Thanks for your expert psychologist review, Doctor.

I find another sinner before me - this is too much disappointment for one day

I have posted 1514 words from God renouncing America & within the text you choose the 260 that renounce the homosexuality that perverts your country. Why are you predisposed to isolate these passages?

Of the 641 words posted by Cranky Old Man 123 relate to the perversion you continue to seek

Why are you choosing this path?

[The Hand]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

I have posted 1514 words from God renouncing America

You mean the words you lifted from another website? I hope you're not claiming them as your own. That would be stealing.

Exodus 20:15 Thou shalt not steal.

[Bryan Tamariki]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Beal-ze-bum: Brother COM is a True Christian ™, and you as Unsaved Trash choose to insult him in a Christian forum - after posting a homersexual comment ?!

Borishack: Mel Gibson is a Cathylick and is of Australian descent. These facts do not make any of this recent films any better. Plus if you did a straw poll of Australians I expect that most of them are more likely to know the lyrics to 'Waltzing Matilda' than 'Advance Australians Queers', or whatever the name of your Official National Anthem is.

[Aaron]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

You mean the words you lifted from another website? I hope you're not claiming them as your own. That would be stealing.

Exodus 20:15 Thou shalt not steal.

I have used the same method of sharing Gods word as Cranky Old Man. Are you implying that he has stolen also?

Beal-ze-bum: Brother COM is a True Christian ™, and you as Unsaved Trash choose to insult him in a Christian forum - after posting a homersexual comment ?!

Borishack: Mel Gibson is a Cathylick and is of Australian descent. These facts do not make any of this recent films any better. Plus if you did a straw poll of Australians I expect that most of them are more likely to know the lyrics to 'Waltzing Matilda' than 'Advance Australians Queers', or whatever the name of your Official National Anthem is.

Bryan, the New Zealand national anthem Aotearoa is of mixed creed, you would be wise to tend to your sheep & not cast insults

[The Hand]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

I have used the same method of sharing Gods word as Cranky Old Man. Are you implying that he has stolen also?

That's strange. I don't see Brother COM copy-pasting word for word from other websites to make his point and trying to pass it off as his own sermons. Maybe you could point out where he did because I must have missed it. But regardless of that:

In your entire string of posts so far, the majority of them have been focussing on porn, fags, whores, and other depravities… and (by your logic) anyone who focuses on such things (even when trying to educate) is obviously guilty of these things.

So can we assume (by your logic) that the one who came here to tell us True Christians™ we are all sinners is in fact a porn-obsessed, home-wrecking, queer-apologist partial to the odd whore or two?

Matthew 7:5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

[Aaron]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

So can we assume (by your logic) that the one who came here to tell us True Christians™ we are all sinners is in fact a porn-obsessed, home-wrecking, queer-apologist partial to the odd whore or two?

No. I am concerned that you continually return to the subject

I will pray for you

[The Hand]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

No. I am concerned that you continually return to the subject

I will pray for you

Nice dodge, sinner. GOD sees you squirming, and CHRIST isn't amused.

[Bryan Tamariki]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Mixed creed? How exactly do you get that? As I live in a city the last sheep I tended was cooked in a casserole and on my plate.

God Defend New Zealand / Aotearoa

Māori Version

E Ihowā Atua,
O ngā iwi mātou rā
Āta whakarangona;
Me aroha noa
Kia hua ko te pai;
Kia tau tō atawhai;
Manaakitia mai
Aotearoa
Ōna mano tāngata
Kiri whero, kiri mā,
Iwi Māori, Pākehā,
Rūpeke katoa,
Nei ka tono ko ngā hē
Māu e whakaahu kē,
Kia ora mārire
Aotearoa
Tōna mana kia tū!
Tōna kaha kia ū;
Tōna rongo hei pakū
Ki te ao katoa
Aua rawa ngā whawhai
Ngā tutū e tata mai;
Kia tupu nui ai
Aotearoa
Waiho tona takiwā
Ko te ao mārama;
Kia whiti tōna rā
Taiāwhio noa.
Ko te hae me te ngangau
Meinga kia kore kau;
Waiho i te rongo mau
Aotearoa
Tōna pai me toitū
Tika rawa, pono pū;
Tōna noho, tāna tū;
Iwi nō Ihowā.
Kaua mōna whakamā;
Kia hau te ingoa;
Kia tū hei tauira;
Aotearoa

English Version

God of Nations at Thy feet,
In the bonds of love we meet,
Hear our voices, we entreat,
God defend our free land.
Guard Pacific's triple star
From the shafts of strife and war,
Make her praises heard afar,
God defend New Zealand.
Men of every creed and race,
Gather here before Thy face,
Asking Thee to bless this place,
God defend our free land.
From dissension, envy, hate,
And corruption guard our state,
Make our country good and great,
God defend New Zealand.
Peace, not war, shall be our boast,
But, should foes assail our coast,
Make us then a mighty host,
God defend our free land.
Lord of battles in Thy might,
Put our enemies to flight,
Let our cause be just and right,
God defend New Zealand.
Let our love for Thee increase,
May Thy blessings never cease,
Give us plenty, give us peace,
God defend our free land.
From dishonour and from shame,
Guard our country's spotless name,
Crown her with immortal fame,
God defend New Zealand.
May our mountains ever be
Freedom's ramparts on the sea,
Make us faithful unto Thee,
God defend our free land.
Guide her in the nations' van,
Preaching love and truth to man,
Working out Thy glorious plan,
God defend New Zealand.

http://www.mch.govt.nz/anthem/

[Aaron]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Mixed creed? How exactly do you get that?

Thomas Bracken wrote the anthem. He was born a Irish Cathylick from a Jew mother & Cathylick father

He lived the least of his life in New Zealand

[Aaron]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Nice dodge, sinner. GOD sees you squirming, and CHRIST isn't amused.

I live in the shining light of Christ, he smiles upon me

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

I live in the shining light of Christ, he smiles upon me

Dear satanlover;

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Borushek]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Beal-ze-bum: Brother COM is a True Christian ™, and you as Unsaved Trash choose to insult him in a Christian forum - after posting a homersexual comment ?!

Borishack: Mel Gibson is a Cathylick and is of Australian descent. These facts do not make any of this recent films any better. Plus if you did a straw poll of Australians I expect that most of them are more likely to know the lyrics to 'Waltzing Matilda' than 'Advance Australians Queers', or whatever the name of your Official National Anthem is.

Unsaved Trash is just the term given to everyone who has just joined, even Christians are seen as Unsaved Trash. That's a bit unfair.

It's Borushek, maybe you should learn to multi-quote, you won't have to worry about getting the names wrong. Where did I state that Mel Gibson is a good actor? I have seen none of his films, and honestly have no intentions of seeing them. That said, despite being of Australian descent, he doesn't only act in Australian films, which COM incorrectly stated in his racist rant against Australia.

Our national anthem is Advance Australia Fair, and I highly doubt we are the only country where a song is more well-known than our anthem, yet I don't see you bashing those countries. You see, here in Australia, we don't pride ourselves on 'patriotism' for patriotisms breed hate and intolerance. Both are something that God cannot stand. He is a god of love, not prejudice and intolerance. You guys should love Australia, it's a Christian nation, and we don't have separation of church and state. If you hurry you may be able to vote Tony Abbott in for Prime Minister. You'd love him.