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  • Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

    THIS story out of slantland just made my stomach turn. Just look at the PERVERSION these little yellow monkeys wallow in!

    Secretary bites off boss’ penis

    A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

    Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

    The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

    The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

    To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

    The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

    “On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

    After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.

    The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ in her mouth.

    The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was not the first time he had encountered such an incident.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

    Sin Chew Daily???? How often does this sort of thing go on over there?
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • #3
      Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

      I just threw up a little in my mouth Pastor.

      Why on earth was his tallywhacker in her mouth.

      It just doesn't make sense!

      Genesis 24:57
      And they said, We will call the damsel, and enquire at her mouth
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • #4
        Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

        I'd also recommend against getting a b-job in a car in Japan. You know how the drivers are over there. They can't even back up without hitting your car.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
          Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

          Perhaps this is a sign of the Lord's mercy. If that man put his tallywhacker anywhere except in a baby chute, then he must have been a homer. By relieving him of his male organ, the Lord could have intended to spare him from a life of putting it into even worse places .
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          • #6
            Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

            This good Christian can tell you the last place you will find my tallywacker is in some woman's mouth.

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            • #7
              Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

              This is the kind of actual investigative journalism I'd like to see more of. This is the stuff happening in the world that really matters, and sends a clear message to the unsaved about the dangers of spitting in the face of monogamous marriage!
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              • #8
                Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                I'd also recommend against getting a b-job in a car in Japan. You know how the drivers are over there. They can't even back up without hitting your car.
                Singapore isn't in Japan. It's a city and a country in itself. Very scenic actually. Why does no one on here know basic geography. There are other countries in the world.

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                • #9
                  Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

                  No doubt it's that Man-Hating "Lorena Bobbitt" gone to Jap-pan to escape the Shame she brought upon herself over here.
                  Got her eyes Surgically slanted, thought no one would Know....

                  Yah-yah, Lorena! We all know it is YOU!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

                    Originally posted by BrianAddams View Post
                    There are other countries in the world.
                    None that are worth knowing about though.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      None that are worth knowing about though.
                      The Tower of London, The Eiffel Tower, The Sydney Opera House, The London Eye, The Colloseum, The Leaning Tower of Piza. You haven't lived until you've seen the world. Offtopic though. A few years back a woman cut her husbands 'tallywacker' off. They sewed it back on and He makes unspeakable films now.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

                        Originally posted by BrianAddams View Post
                        The Tower of London, The Eiffel Tower, The Sydney Opera House, The London Eye, The Colloseum, The Leaning Tower of Piza.
                        They make towers out of piza there? That's retarded!

                        What's it leaning against?
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

                          This is why a drivers license should never be given to anyone that you can blindfold with dental floss. Heathens, each and every last one of them.

                          -ND

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                          • #14
                            Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

                            Japan, Singapore, who cares? They're are all slantville.

                            Those Jap women all have buck teeth that should be registered as dangerous weapons.
                            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                            • #15
                              Re: Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off!

                              Shout GLORY!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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