[Didymus Much]

Re: Famous Masturbators in History

Any sane man (never mind god-fearing) should be ashamed to be on the cover of a magazine titled "Stylish Masturbator".

You'd prefer "Unstylish Masturbator", then?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The eurotrash even tell jokes about it. Can you imagine? They go out of their way to offend Jesus.

There is nothing humorous about the sin of onanism. Even when told by harlots.

[ChurchMadeMeAthiest]

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Spilled seed was actually referred to grain that is lost when emptying sacks.

See what I did there?

On a serious note, masturbation lessens the chance of prostate cancer and dulls serious sexual anxiety. If a potential rapist rubbed one out before going on the prowl, he'd be less inclined to follow through.

FACT

[Alphonse Alban]

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If a potential rapist rubbed one out before going on the prowl, he'd be less inclined to follow through.

FACT

So are you saying that you masturbate because it reduces your urge to rape?

Even then it's a sin.

[ChurchMadeMeAthiest]

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So are you saying that you masturbate because it reduces your urge to rape?

Even then it's a sin.

If rape was ever a thought that I would entertain, then yes, it would still be true.

There's no need to try and put words in my mouth, I was just stating a fact

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Spilled seed was actually referred to grain that is lost when emptying sacks.

See what I did there?

On a serious note, masturbation lessens the chance of prostate cancer and dulls serious sexual anxiety. If a potential rapist rubbed one out before going on the prowl, he'd be less inclined to follow through.

FACT

I've never known a True Christian(tm) to get prostate cancer, proving the healing powers of prayer.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[ChurchMadeMeAthiest]

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I've never known a True Christian™ to get prostate cancer, proving the healing powers of prayer.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

It's an interesting sentiment. However condemnation should only be directed at things that are implicitly and purposefully mentioned.

Not vague and indirect references which are then turned into hateful hell-deserving blights.

[Alphonse Alban]

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If rape was ever a thought that I would entertain, then yes, it would still be true.

There's no need to try and put words in my mouth, I was just stating a fact

Without posting anything to support your fact, you must be talking from your own experience. How often do you feel this need for rape?

[ChurchMadeMeAthiest]

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Without posting anything to support your fact, you must be talking from your own experience. How often do you feel this need for rape?

Really?

Does this 'ad absurdum' style of discussion usually work for you?

[Alphonse Alban]

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Really?

Does this 'ad absurdum' style of discussion usually work for you?

Ah, now I get it. You confused fact with opinion.

[ChurchMadeMeAthiest]

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Ah, now I get it. You confused fact with opinion.

You're right. How un-christian of me.

[Alphonse Alban]

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You're right. How un-christian of me.

Of course I'm right as I am a Christian and of course it's un-Christian of you since you are a heathen. It's common for your kind not to understand the difference between fact and fiction.

[Im a Fool & a Sinner]

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Of course I'm right as I am a Christian and of course it's un-Christian of you since you are a heathen. It's common for your kind not to understand the difference between fact and fiction.

I would disagree. Its quite common for your "folk" to misunderstand everything you have read in the Bible as truth. ChurchMadeMeAthiest is right, your arguments have absolutely no structure and you spout nonsense. "I've never known a True Christian™ to get prostate cancer, proving the healing powers of prayer." That statement is only true to the people you know, not the all the True Christians on this planet. Go take your non sensical ideas and spout them somewhere else. Or maybe you can pray about them since you have given us supporting articles and facts that prayer does in fact heal the sick.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Go take your non sensical ideas and spout them somewhere else.

Did you forget where you were, dear? When you registered on this forum, you agreed to the fact you would be joining the chorus of Brothers and Sisters in Christ singing the praises of Jesus, and sharing the Good News that He is going to send every single person on Earth who doesn’t believe in Him, straight to Hell.

Hallelujah! Praise the !

Now, stop trying to pick a fight, and start praising !

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Here's a wetback who has gone out of it's way to achieve perverted fame as a masturbator. Most likely a papist to boot.

Argentinian Man Masturbates 83 Times In 24 Hour Period – New World Record

La Falda, Argentina — Residents of a small town in Argentina are celebrating today as one of their own citizens has become the new record holder in the field of masturbation. From 8pm Thursday evening until 8pm Friday night, 22-year-old Hugo Lopez from the city of La Falda masturbated a total of 83 times. This new feat breaks the previous record set by a Thailand man last year.

Lopez spoke to reporters about the difficulty in achieving the new record. “Growing up I would practice all the time and took it very seriously. I knew one day my hard work and dedication would pay off. Thank you to everyone who made this possible.”

“Hugo would never leave his room,” Lopez’s mom Evita told CNN when asked about her son’s childhood. “He would just stay in his room for days at a time. We knew one day all that masturbation would pay off for him. He has made all his friends and family so proud.”

Lonnie Childs who is president and founder of Stop Masturbation Now does not agree that masturbation should be celebrated. “Masturbation is a gateway drug to rape. It leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease,” Childs said. “Kids these days want to break records. They want to see how many Rubik’s cubes can be solved or how many times they can masturbate. It makes me sick. What they need is a good visit from Fappy® The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, that would clear things up.” Childs continued, “God willing, one day masturbation will be illegal.”

(Fappy® The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin and STOP Masturbation NOW are nonprofit organizations paid for by the Monsanto Company. Their main focus is educating children about the dangerous consequences of masturbation and the benefits of genetically modified foods.)

The previous masturbation record of 61 times in a 24-hour period was achieved by Santi Amranand of Pattaya, Thailand June 16th – June 17th of last year.