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Default WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 03-27-2014, 11:03 PM

Brothers and Sisters, depravity of Darwinist monkey-worshiper does not stop on verbal and direct attacks on God. They also use animals against Christianity.
Here are just few examples of species that should be banned all together. Keep your children and loved ones away from these creatures perverted by evilutionists. List will be updated later on, feel free to add on the list yourself as well.



Great tit
There is nothing great about tits. This is some feminazi ruse to glorify filthy lady bits.



Booby
Same thing here, trying to teach that it's OK to talk about boobies.



Sperm whale
One of the most deviant of all creatures. Spearhead of gaysexual agenda.



Woodcock
Another really perverted animal, made to promote self pollution with masturbation and making it cool to talk about tallywhackers openly.



Horny toad
I don't even have words. This is shamelessly promoting fornication and premarital sex! Disgusting.







Complete list of non-Christian animals so far
  1. Great tit
  2. Booby
  3. Sperm whale
  4. Woodcock
  5. Horny toad
  6. Pussy Willows
  7. Woodpecker
  8. Cockatoo
  9. Aardvark
  10. Cock
  11. Naked mole rat
  12. Cockchafer
  13. Dik dik antelope
  14. Rough-faced shag
  15. Hawaiian aholehole
  16. Titmouse
  17. Non-biblical asses
  18. Pink dolphin
  19. Pink fairy armadillo
  20. Geoduck
  21. Homotherium





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... tit ... boob ... sperm ... cock ... horny ...
This is why biology should be outlawed. The "science" of species is a complete hoax as the Holy Bible already mentions all creatures created by God and saved by Noah with help from God. All species not mentioned in the Bible are drug induced hallucinations that only serve as an excuse to have gay sex. I never met a biologist who wasn't gay, that can not be a coincidence.


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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 03-27-2014, 11:27 PM

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...All species not mentioned in the Bible are drug induced hallucinations...
Like cats?


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A lion's not a cat?...
Lions are mentioned in the Bible.

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This is why biology should be outlawed.
Amen, Brother! If we really, really look in to this matter, I'm sure we can find many more animals with names full of sexual innuendo. It does not stop even at animals, the whole nature has been perverted by monkey-worshipers. Just take a look at these.


Pussy willows
Seriously! I really don't want to have cooters thrown at my face in this manner! Damn you, Darwin!
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Lions are mentioned in the Bible.

Lions are cats.
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These dogs, teaching children that the homer way of life is acceptable:


Shih-Tzu




Poodle





Cocker spaniel


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That's not even half of it, Sister. Those were not deviant enough for Darwin, so he had to name this as Cock-a-poo!

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Woodpecker
Pecker is just another name for tallywhacker, look above for Woodcock. Darwinian bird watchers are total sex maniacs.



Cockatoo
Yet another sex bird. Mean literally "Another penis".



Aardvark
I don't even know what the hell this is, or what does it means but I'm sure it's something perverted.
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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 03-31-2014, 11:17 PM

What a very interesting thread. I remember wanting to eradicate some of the birds viewed in this thread but in Scotland and the rest of the UK owning a firearm isn't possible and air-rifles are under strict control.

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"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 04-01-2014, 01:02 AM

Oh my eyes!

The men must have an extermination season coming up soon, surely!


And those atheists believe that we descended from those!!? Well, I suppose it's understandable that those filthy perverts might want to think that's true, but they're wrong.
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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 04-01-2014, 01:07 AM

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Is that Crisco?


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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 04-01-2014, 02:53 AM

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Oh my eyes!

The men must have an extermination season coming up soon, surely!


And those atheists believe that we descended from those!!? Well, I suppose it's understandable that those filthy perverts might want to think that's true, but they're wrong.
I apologize for the graphic nature of the photo, Mother of Seven or is it Eight now?

Regardless, I should have warned all Godly women before posting such imagery- especially ones with innocent children.

I just hope that perverted dwarf see this and get any ideas.


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"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Is that Crisco?
Preparation H I hope.


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"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 04-03-2014, 02:16 AM

As a sweet, innocent, inexperienced Christian lady, I can't even say the name of this evil animal:



Just please, whatever you do, do not, I repeat, DO NOT perform a google image search for it.
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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 04-03-2014, 03:35 AM

It looks like a rooster to me


But I cannot understand why Noah chose to save these:





or these abominations:


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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 04-24-2014, 09:51 PM


Naked mole rat
I'm lost at words here, only perverts run around naked all the time. The shape of the this thing is also highly questionable. Why was Darwin always thinking about tallywhackers when he started making up these un-Christian names for animals?
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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 04-25-2014, 05:01 PM

Awwww! You actually included it! But seriously, this had better be a joke. In reality (but I'm sure you're going to deny it anyway) these animals aren't perverted. Its all you. Saying these animals are sinful. But wait, didn't God say that even thinking about sinning is a sin? Well, technically that makes you all sinners, doesn't it? They are just names. And again, the naked mole rat, its called that because it is naturally born without fur. Please get your facts straight.
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