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Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham!
Best Caption wins an Easter Ham medal!
Good luck and remember JESUS is watching you.
Good luck and remember JESUS is watching you.
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1. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Neither! SALVATION through FAITH in CHRIST!
2. Only athiests claim that eggs are bad for your heart!
3. JESUS! Hatching SALVATION since Easter Sunday, 33 AD.
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Bock, cluck, cluck, bock, bock, bock, bock.. I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man comes unto the Father, but by me.Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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This caption will win the hearts of those non-English speaking inhumane Chinks:
"Y yu no love JESUS long time"Comment
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If a son shall ask bread of any of you that is a father, will he give him a stone? or if he ask a fish, will he for a fish give him a serpent? Or if he shall ask an egg, will he offer him a scorpion? If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children: how much more shall your heavenly Father give the Holy Spirit to them that ask him? Luke 11:11-13The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!Comment
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Isaiah 59:5
They hatch cockatrice' eggs, and weave the spider's web: he that eateth of their eggs dieth, and that which is crushed breaketh out into a viper.
It doesn't make much sense to me but it mentions eggs and hatching
Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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"Be ye not yolked together with unbelievers..."
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Oh dear.Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post"Be ye not yolked together with unbelievers..."
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Jesus: 2000 Years And Still Waiting.
Acts 14:2 But the unbelieving Jews stirred up the Gentiles, and made their minds evil affected against the brethren.Comment
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"Boo! CAUGHT you!"Comment
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Jesus: Winning at Hide and Seek since 0Comment
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Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
Jesus can fix anything!
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Broken heart? Broken life? High cholesterol?
Let Jesus into your life!
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The Easter Bunny never brought anyone Salvation.
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They broke His Body, but He came back! You, too can be made whole again!
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It takes faith to see how this can be made whole again.
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You have to break a stubborn heart before you can know Jesus.
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Putting back together broken lives is His speciality.
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I break for Jesus!
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Don't wind up like Humpty-Dumpty!Come climb my mountains.Comment
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SHUT YOUR FILTHY KIKE MOUTH JOO!Originally posted by David Rothstein View PostJesus: 2000 Years And Still Waiting.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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This is your brain on Jesus.His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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