[A Follower]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Yes-Yes! I must agree. Science is what most facts are based on. Without it we wouldn't have the medicine we have today. Everything those "true" christians have has something to with science.

Biology is the strudy of living things. They're living things, aren't they? Well, they're apart of Biology.

Scientists also study the sun, does that make the sun scientific? Did the scientists create the sun? Of course not. God created the sun long before scientists existed. The same with people, just because scientists claim they invented mankind through evilution doesn't make it true.

And we're not "things ", we're God-fearing humans.

[A Follower]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

It's completely natural and healthy to do so. Science is based on fact. Not on faith. I dont have anything against religion, just that it never made sense to me. Am I supposed to believe in something without proof? No, i'm logical, and i wouldnt believe something to be true and absolute with all my heart without solid proof. Your beliefs defend each other in a paradox like pattern.
Science is proven. To even be Science it has to be almost certain. Everything has an explanation, not just; because this or that.

Science is not proven, as you say it has to be almost certain, but it can never be completely certain. The only thing in the world that is proven correct is the KJV 1611 Bible.

[Drizzle]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

It's completely natural and healthy to do so. Science is based on fact. Not on faith. I dont have anything against religion, just that it never made sense to me. Am I supposed to believe in something without proof? No, i'm logical, and i wouldnt believe something to be true and absolute with all my heart without solid proof. Your beliefs defend each other in a paradox like pattern.
Science is proven. To even be Science it has to be almost certain. Everything has an explanation, not just; because this or that.

That's why religion doesn't make sense to you, you're a sensible person. If you are trying to find your way back to God, leave this site. You won't find a loving, just, indiscriminate God here, unfortunately.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Yesterday my wife was cooking dinner as usual. When the dinner was ready I went to call my younger son but when I opened the door he sat naked on his bed masturbating over a pornographic magazine! Of course I gave him a hard beating and made him pray to the LORD until bedtime. Me and my wife are in shock, I have beaten my sons all their lives but sometimes they don't seem to understand the will of God. I am very concerned about this and I simply don't know what to do. I have always given them a daily spanking before bedtime but I feel like they need more beatings so they can seriously feel God's anger. Should I beat them more often or is there a better way to make them understand?

I asked that very question a few weeks ago, when I discovered my son treating his body like a cheap carnival ride. I lit up his back side so hard I broke my hand!
Brother James Hutchins offered this solution and it worked like a charm. Cook a big polish or kielbasa sausage in oil, when it is extremely hot remove it from the grease and have your son grab it tightly in his hands, remind him that God hates people who masturbate.

[Kittenmuffin]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Dont believe my signature, it's a bunch of God. C what i did thar?? xD

[Drizzle]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Science is not proven, as you say it has to be almost certain, but it can never be completely certain. The only thing in the world that is proven correct is the KJV 1611 Bible.

How so?

[Drizzle]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Dont believe my signature, it's a bunch of God. C what i did thar?? xD

God=bs. Ahahaha.
Veryyyy clever, kittenmuffin.

Glad to have a fellow heathen here!

[Kittenmuffin]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

God=bs. Ahahaha.
Veryyyy clever, kittenmuffin.

Glad to have a fellow heathen here!

Thanks

[Kittenmuffin]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Science is not proven, as you say it has to be almost certain, but it can never be completely certain. The only thing in the world that is proven correct is the KJV 1611 Bible.

The Bible, is in no way, shape or form proven correct. It's a book about fairy tales and imaginary friends. Like i said, your beliefs work like a triangle defending each other. Prove to me that the BJ69whatever bible is correct. Then i might spare consideration for you.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

I asked that very question a few weeks ago, when I discovered my son treating his body like a cheap carnival ride. I lit up his back side so hard I broke my hand!
Brother James Hutchins offered this solution and it worked like a charm. Cook a big polish or kielbasa sausage in oil, when it is extremely hot remove it from the grease and have your son grab it tightly in his hands, remind him that God hates people who masturbate.

Thank you very much brother. I already smashed his fingers with my cane this morning and he has not masturbated all day. I shall try your solution tonight and see if it works. God bless you.

[Kittenmuffin]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Thank you very much brother. I already smashed his fingers with my cane this morning and he has not masturbated all day. I shall try your solution tonight and see if it works. God bless you.

Theres something very wrong with you, sir.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

The Bible, is in no way, shape or form proven correct. It's a book about fairy tales and imaginary friends. Like i said, your beliefs work like a triangle defending each other. Prove to me that the BJ69whatever bible is correct. Then i might spare consideration for you.

How dare you speaking of the KJV1611 Holy Bible that way. Shame on you, you are obviously possessed with demons. Calling the KJV1611 Holy Bible a fairy tale is a great blasphemy and should not be taken lightly. The KJV1611 Holy Bible is the TRUE word of God and everything written there is a proven fact! There are no lies to be found within the Holy scriptures of God. I shall pray that you burn in hell unless you find your way to God.

[That Catholic Chick]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Scientists also study the sun, does that make the sun scientific? Did the scientists create the sun? Of course not. God created the sun long before scientists existed. The same with people, just because scientists claim they invented mankind through evilution doesn't make it true.

And we're not "things ", we're God-fearing humans.

The sun is scientific. Science detected how old the sun it, and how much masses of energy it takes up. Nope, Scientists didn't create the sun(I never said they did)
Not all scientists believe in the evolution theory. Some do believe in god.

Deep, deep down. We're all God-fearing humans.

[Kittenmuffin]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

How dare you speaking of the KJV1611 Holy Bible that way. Shame on you, you are obviously possessed with demons. Calling the KJV1611 Holy Bible a fairy tale is a great blasphemy and should not be taken lightly. The KJV1611 Holy Bible is the TRUE word of God and everything written there is a proven fact! There are no lies to be found within the Holy scriptures of God. I shall pray that you burn in hell unless you find your way to God.

But how is it proven fact? How do you know to be 100% sure that it's true?
You dont, you only blindly believe so. Nobody goes to heaven, nor hell. When you die you return to the earth and become part of what you came from.

[Drizzle]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

The sun is scientific. Science detected how old the sun it, and how much masses of energy it takes up. Nope, Scientists didn't create the sun(I never said they did)
Not all scientists believe in the evolution theory. Some do believe in god.

Deep, deep down. We're all God-fearing humans.

I have to disagree with you. I am no god-fearing human. God smite me now if I should fear you! Hmmm. Still here.