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8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!


The Faroe Islands are located in the North Atlantic right between God's most hated countries, Iceland and Denmark. God hates the Faroe Islands and so does everybody else. In fact, the majority of the world does not even recognize the Faroes as a real country because of their sinful ways:
1. The name of the Faroe Islands is derived from the name of the Godless ruler of Egypt whom God cursed for persecuting Moses and his people. "And the LORD plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues..." (Genesis 12:17)
2. The population of the Faroes is only about 50,000. Due to their low population, most of the Faroese people are inbred and suffering from a lot of both mental and physical disabilities. "For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;" (Leviticus 21:18-20)

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Due to their laziness, the Faroese nation has no official government. As a result they have been put under the dictatorship of Queen Margrethe II of the Godless Kingdom of Denmark. "The desire of the slothful killeth him; for his hands refuse to labour." (Proverbs 21:25)

4. There is not a single Christian person living in the Faroes. They hate Jesus and either worship Satan or his granny, the Queen of Denmark. "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God." (Psalm 9:17)

5. The Faroese national holiday, Onan's voka, is named after Onan, the famous Biblical masturbator. "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."(Genesis 38:9-10)

6. All the Faroese people are practitioners of witchcraft and regularly summon demons with their satanic chants and dances."Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." (Exodus 22:18)

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Alcoholism is a growing problem in the Faroe Islands. The Faroes are one of the few nations that has absolutely no laws regarding the prohibition of alchohol and they even encourage their children to drink on their national masturbating holiday. "For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags." (Proverbs 23:21)

8. The Faroese coat of arms shows a picture of a ram which is a clear reference to their approval of bestiality. "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death." (Exodus 22:19)
Finally, there is not a single reason for God not to hate the Faroes and unless they repent of their sins and accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior, they will all be turned into Hell along with other Godless countries such as Denmark, Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
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God hates the what now?

I've never heard of the whatever islands.
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Are they low-lying?

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5. The Faroese national holiday, Onan's voka, is named after Onan, the famous Biblical masturbator. "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."(Genesis 38:9-10)


FYI, there is a very sinful city named "Onancock" that I am hoping God will burn right off the map so that I never have encounter its name in an address field ever again!

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their national masturbating holiday
I am sure God will sink their entire depraved island into Hell real soon now.
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They don't even have a flag?

They Do, not a very imaginative one but a flag non the less

Now this is a flag...
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I'm not exactly sure, but I think this is the right one:

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Being an expert in the field of international flags, I can assure you the correct flag is being used now.

It's amazing by the way how few people are experts in this field. Many people do not even seem to know what the flag of their own country, the country they live in, looks like! Truly amazing.
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Being an expert in the field of international flags, I can assure you the correct flag is being used now.

It's amazing by the way how few people are experts in this field. Many people do not even seem to know what the flag of their own country, the country they live in, looks like! Truly amazing.

An expert? You mistook the Danish flag for the Finnish...
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God is taking care of the Faroese. He is slowly turning them all into retardeds by poisoning their babies with mercury.* You see, there is very little to eat on the barren rocks that are the Faroe Islands, so these savages take their cue from godless Eskimos and eat lots of whale blubber.

Well, God decided to put high levels of mercury in the whale blubber, which turns Faroese children into drooling mongoloids. The Lord's punishment is always righteous! Praise!


*The link I provided is a bit on the scientific side, suffice to say that it simply states that mercury makes you children into idiots and that the Faroese are doomed.
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Small fact: The Fairy Islands have the produced largest concentration of Nobel Prize winners. Out of a total of 49,328 people, one won a prize. This being ~20 per million inhabitants.

The recipient was some guy who defied God and produced a satanic spell for the Godly curse of Lupus.

1Tm:6:20: O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

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Small fact: The Fairy Islands have the produced largest concentration of Nobel Prize winners. Out of a total of 49,328 people, one won a prize. This being ~20 per million inhabitants.

The recipient was some guy who defied God and produced a satanic spell for the Godly curse of Lupus.

1Tm:6:20: O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

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Small fact: The Fairy Islands have the produced largest concentration of Nobel Prize winners. Out of a total of 49,328 people, one won a prize. This being ~20 per million inhabitants.

The recipient was some guy who defied God and produced a satanic spell for the Godly curse of Lupus.

1Tm:6:20: O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

You can't annoy God like that and get away with it.
Well, well, well, more scientists? I can understand even better why God hates the Faroe Islands.
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everything u talk about here is a lie, a big fat lie... only thing true is that we are under the kingdom of denmark. even the flag is wrong

u should be punished for this, hard
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so next time u go talking crap about other people, read up on them first!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faroe_Island

there is a link about us proud christians, if u truly have a heart u will read this, or u can just burn in hell borther alex for coming out with this... buuurn
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everything u talk about here is a lie, a big fat lie... only thing true is that we are under the kingdom of denmark. even the flag is wrong

u should be punished for this, hard
What scripture do you have to back up the punishment claim?
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Why should I care about the Farrow Islands? There are more people in my senior center on bingo night.
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What scripture do you have to back up the punishment claim?
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