[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

EXAMPLE 1

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone would want to be married to KISS.

[Princess001]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone would want to be married to KISS.

Nice make up "guys", does that come with a free tallywhacker in your rear ?

[raydanic]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Yes you should. Everyone should. It's special.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Nice make up "guys", does that come with a free tallywhacker in your rear ?

Yes you should. Everyone should. It's special.

I knew it, with a name like "gaypanic", you'd be saying everyone should "come with a free tallywhacker in your rear".

I think I'm going to be sick.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Yes you should. Everyone should. It's special.

Eww! Are you a queer?

[Isaac Fisher]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Why would you even want to kiss before you're married?

Sick. All these unsaved fools defending the practice should be ashamed.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

No doubt the agenda liberals will be wanting to introduce "kissing technique" in the school syllabus just like they've polluted state education systems with other of their idiotic and treacherous ideas.

Small wonder that the aid recipient nations are in such a mess if this is the sort of thing that gets exported as "education $$ aid" - just take a look at Africa and the middle East!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ down the gurgler if ever I've seen it. The proof of this [rotten] pudding is very much in the eating.

[loveslayer]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

NO! And this is the reason why!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7JfkPRdHao

I just want to throw up when I see them kiss. And I don't even want to think about when they are going to have sex.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

@loveslayer - they were saying reasons about why you SHOULD wait but were obviously obsessional and I don't think maniacs are suitable counsellors on any subject anyway. Her lord will inform his wife when she's to commence producing sons and that's all there is to the matter.

GENESIS 18
9 And they said vnto him, Where is Sarah thy wife? And he said, Behold, in the tent.
10 And he said, I will certainly returne vnto thee according to the time of life; and loe, Sarah thy wife shall haue a sonne. And Sarah heard it in the tent doore, which was behind him.
11 Now Abraham and Sarah were old, and well stricken in age: and it ceased to be with Sarah after the maner of women.
12 Therefore Sarah laughed within her selfe, saying, After I am waxed old,shall I haue pleasure, my lord being old also?
13 And the LORD said vnto Abraham, Wherefore did Sarah laugh, saying; Shall I of a surety beare a childe, which am old?
14 Is any thing too hard for the LORD? At the time appointed will I returne vnto thee, according to the time of life, and Sarah shall haue a sonne.
©1611

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Still, let's remember what is important: Kissing is sex. Kissing before marriage is fornication. Fornicators burn in Hell. That is all you need to know.

Dear reverend. You made a very good analysis of the subject, I had never thought about kissing this way. I am glad that coincidentally,even thought I didn't know yet that it was a sin, I had not yet found a girl to fornicate in this way. Now I now that it's a sin, I'll be more careful.

I do believe though that kissing before marriage is OK in certain cases.
Like rape before marriage, if the girl you kiss is a virgin, you only have to pay her father 50 shekels (Deuteronomy 22:28-29) and marry her, and you're still going to Heaven!

Of course, it's cheaper to marry her, and then kiss.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Of course, it's cheaper to marry her, and then kiss.

It all depends on the deal her father is offering you. If he wants 51 shekels, the sensible thing to do is to tackle her and shove your tallywacker into her cooter (not her anus, which is right behind it -be careful). Hopefully God will not punish her for being raped by making her deliver a bastard, but if she does, you can always make him a eunuch. That way there will not be 10 generations of damned bastards who have to burn in Hell, just 1.

Of course rape is very bad and should only be undertaken in Biblically appropriate situations such as this one.

[AngelofHate, Poser and a fake]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

How are you suppose to fall in love before you get married? Like every couple in the world would want to kiss before they're married because that's how it usually works for humans to bond and fall in love and then get married.

[Catherine Moore]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

You seem to be conflating "love" and "marriage" friend.

As the song teaches us, they go together like a horse and carriage. That is to say each is perfectly capable of existing without the other and in fact you hardly ever see them together any more.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

How are you suppose to fall in love before you get married? Like every couple in the world would want to kiss before they're married because that's how it usually works for humans to bond and fall in love and then get married.

Why on earth would you want to fall in love before you marry? That only leads to sex before marriage. Marriage lasts a long time. Plenty of time to learn how to love each other. Me and my wife love each other nearly as much as we love Jesus.