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  • Proper ways of corporal punishment

    Say a kid disturb you multiple times when you study the Bible, or hide your training clothes. Sure it's time for corporal punishment, but how do you administer it, and which body parts do you advice?

    My wife and I always go for the bare buttocks, and smack with open hand. Once I washed out his mouth with soap. However, I know people who prefer other ways, like punching the stomach and boxing the ears. In addition, some prefer hot-saucing, like Jessica Beagley <--- WARNING, Mormon content.

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  • #2
    Re: Proper ways of corporal punishment

    Seth is the true spanker in the house, and that's his roll. Me, I'm a cuffer. I usually catch the top or back of the head, although I take what I can get. I just do the lightning fast cuff, I find that being a woman, the surprise of the back of the head cuff works to my advantage because I don't have the strength for a good spanking. Also punishment is done, right then, right now.

    My kids would be wearing electronic collars if I could legally get away with it.
    Drama queen

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    • #3
      Re: Proper ways of corporal punishment

      I advise the use of a hairbrush to the bare buttocks, this way, you avoid touching the buttocks, which are a sinful, unclean body part. If you feel unsatisfied after a few minutes, then use your belt. A few hours of SUPERVISED bible study afterwards for the offender can't go amiss either.
      Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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      • #4
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        We use one of those things that people use to beat carpets and rugs with. The boys get a number of "whacks" on the backside outside the home (regardless of weather) and in full view of the neighbors. This adds a bit of drama and really hits home with the children. It also shows the Sindinavians how a real family raises it's children - that is to say not like a bunch of pansies that let their brats run amok.
        Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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        • #5
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          I make sure to look the child deeply in the eyes and wait until the full realization of my furor has set in. Then a slight smile as I strike. I continue this until the whimpering stops and the only sounds remaining are those of my rod connecting with the flesh and my heavy breathing from exertion.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #6
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            I find an oar across the spinal vertebrae is the best method.
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            • #7
              Re: Proper ways of corporal punishment

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              I make sure to look the child deeply in the eyes and wait until the full realization of my furor has set in. Then a slight smile as I strike. I continue this until the whimpering stops and the only sounds remaining are those of my rod connecting with the flesh and my heavy breathing from exertion.
              I agree with you, building up anticipation about the imminent punishment is important, the kid need to know it's time for judgment. I raise the righteous hand up in the air, so the kid stare on it with head arched backwards, as my hand is the hand of GOD. The strong smack hitting his head in the judgment from Heaven.

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              • #8
                Re: Proper ways of corporal punishment

                Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
                I agree with you, building up anticipation about the imminent punishment is important, the kid need to know it's time for judgment. I raise the righteous hand up in the air, so the kid stare on it with head arched backwards, as my hand is the hand of GOD. The strong smack hitting his head in the judgment from Heaven.
                Amen, amen!

                Our prayer group has come to the point where we swap our kids for discipline, just to change the fierce face overlooking them, thus to still strike the fear of God within them to maintain absolute order and control. The anticipation must be high, just as the Rapture shall be, to inflict maximum impact on their frail minds.

                In God I trust,

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                • #9
                  Re: Proper ways of corporal punishment

                  Any good True Christian(tm) of course knows of Proverbs 13:24 - He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

                  I was not spared as a boy and I've now grown up with Jesus in my heart and the hopes of being a True Christian(tm) and when I one day have a son, I will continue.

                  And personally, I think it's best to aim straight for the buttocks as there are many nerves in there. That really drives the lesson home.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Proper ways of corporal punishment

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                    I find an oar across the spinal vertebrae is the best method.
                    Now THAT, brother, is true loving discipline!
                    Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Proper ways of corporal punishment

                      Children need to be taught to respect their superiors.

                      Most of the time, when I am home with the children, my husband is at work and I am working in the kitchen.

                      After my children get home from school, they have been exposed to sin and indecency, so I have them each do an hour of Bible study.

                      When they do not behave and my husband is not there, I am quite capable of administering corporal punishment, but I always do it with my husband on the phone or using some technology so that he can hear or see what I am doing to our children.

                      In my comment on keeping homosexuality out of Boy Scouts, I mentioned a list of punishments we would give our children if they disobeyed me or my husband.

                      When spanking my children- yes, I still spank my high schoolers- I have them sit in a rocking chair and tell me what they did wrong and apologize. I then sit down on the edge of the bed and tell them to lean their buttocks across my knee. I make them look at my hand when it is raised in the air, the hand that delivers their God-given punishment. I then bring it down multiple times rapidly to deliver to them their punishment.

                      When belting my children, I find it best to use a belt with numerous holes in it- you can move it faster this way. It is important to intimidate your children in order to get them to respect you. To do this, bend the belt in half and grasp each end of it. Put your hands together, making sure that one half of the belt bends up and the other half bends down. Then, rapidly draw your hands away from each other. This creates a sound that is very intimidating to the children, or whoever is being punished.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Proper ways of corporal punishment

                        What is corporal punishment? It is a method of discipline that inflicts a specific physical consequence when a negative action occurs. More info about it red here:
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