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I know the woman who lives next door is under mind control from the warlock who has been persecuting me but even worse she keeps watering and mowing her lawn in the middle of the day wearing skimpy outfits.
I happened to accidentally overhear one of her phone calls the other day and she said her "biological time clock is ticking" or words like that and she really needs to have a baby before it is too late!
This woman is unmarried and I know when she lays out in her back yard sunbathing she is trying to entice me to come over there and give her a baby.
Also the warlock gave her a spell, which she is using to send subliminal messages to my brain while I sleep.
I have been drinking lots of whiskey with my hydrocodone so I will sleep too soundly to receive her evil messages but I am afraid it will not work for long.
Not more than an hour ago I was possessed with an urge to sneak in her back door and give her a baby.
My question is why are women such sluts and whores and why are they always trying to entrap a man into giving them a baby?
I am trying to keep 1 Corinthians 10:13 close to my heart:
But I am not sure if God was thinking about how devious women are when he wrote those words.
As you all know I have been previously subject to false rape accusations. Please help me I do not want to get in trouble again.
I happened to accidentally overhear one of her phone calls the other day and she said her "biological time clock is ticking" or words like that and she really needs to have a baby before it is too late!
This woman is unmarried and I know when she lays out in her back yard sunbathing she is trying to entice me to come over there and give her a baby.
Also the warlock gave her a spell, which she is using to send subliminal messages to my brain while I sleep.
I have been drinking lots of whiskey with my hydrocodone so I will sleep too soundly to receive her evil messages but I am afraid it will not work for long.
Not more than an hour ago I was possessed with an urge to sneak in her back door and give her a baby.
My question is why are women such sluts and whores and why are they always trying to entrap a man into giving them a baby?
I am trying to keep 1 Corinthians 10:13 close to my heart:
There hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear it.
But I am not sure if God was thinking about how devious women are when he wrote those words.
As you all know I have been previously subject to false rape accusations. Please help me I do not want to get in trouble again.
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