[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Sarah Palin has gone INSANE! Now promoting Retardedness!

Maybe Sister Sarah was talking about the sort of things discussed in this thread on uses for Mentally Retardeds.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Sarah Palin has gone INSANE! Now promoting Retardedness!

The Professor HAS to be right! Sarah Palin is the only hope we have! She must mean we can use more retardeds for medical experiments, toxic clean ups, weapons testing and the like.

Sarah wouldn't betray us like this! She just WOULDN'T!!!


I'm really upset right now. I'm starting to feel like I did after that nigra won the election. Does anyone else here in Freehold hear a high-pitched buzzing outside? And does the sun seem extra bright to anyone else today?

I think I need to lie down.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Sarah Palin has gone INSANE! Now promoting Retardedness!

Personally, I like having retards about sometimes. I like to laugh atwith them and play cruel tricks onwith them. It is very easy to do.
Sort of like making a midget mad then holding them while they swing thier hands and feet.

You can also hire them and then when the work is done, easily convince them they owe YOU money.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Sarah Palin has gone INSANE! Now promoting Retardedness!

The Professor HAS to be right! Sarah Palin is the only hope we have! She must mean we can use more retardeds for medical experiments, toxic clean ups, weapons testing and the like.

Sarah wouldn't betray us like this! She just WOULDN'T!!!


I'm really upset right now. I'm starting to feel like I did after that nigra won the election. Does anyone else here in Freehold hear a high-pitched buzzing outside? And does the sun seem extra bright to anyone else today?

I think I need to lie down.

Calm down Brother. Remember what can happen if you do not get a hold of yourself. You do still have some of those pills Dr. Ville gave you do you not?

Take one as soon as you read this. And if you still hear the buzzing an hour later, take another one. Make sure you are somewhere you can turn off the lights that is cool, but not cold.

And you should certainly be praying constantly.

I am sure Mrs. Palin meant that retardeds could be used in lieu of normal people for dangerous tasks and experimentation. She is a good Christian woman and she would not abandon the right thinking people of Alaska in the middle of the worst recession since 1929 without a good reason.

Just calm yourself Brother, it will all be alright!

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Sarah Palin has gone INSANE! Now promoting Retardedness!

Sarah Palin has announced that she will resign from office at the end of this month.

She refused to elaborate on the reason for submitting her resignation, but I think it's obvious - her public support for retards was more than the Republican faithful could bear.

Just goes to show how dangerous it is to have women in politics. They change their minds so often, and have baffling "spells" when they act like liberals and say crazy things like "we should help the poor" or "waterboarding is torture."

Well, you can't expect perfection, even from Christian women - after all, being manufactured from Adam's rib was always a precarious start.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Sarah Palin has gone INSANE! Now promoting Retardedness!

Sarah Palin has announced that she will resign from office at the end of this month.

She refused to elaborate on the reason for submitting her resignation, but I think it's obvious - her public support for retards was more than the Republican faithful could bear.

Just goes to show how dangerous it is to have women in politics. They change their minds so often, and have baffling "spells" when they act like liberals and say crazy things like "we should help the poor" or "waterboarding is torture."

Well, you can't expect perfection, even from Christian women - after all, being manufactured from Adam's rib was always a precarious start.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

She is quite simply a quitter Brother. I am beside myself with both grief and anger. I think I will take the plane out for a quick wolf hunt just to calm down.

[Nobar King]

Re: Sarah Palin has gone INSANE! Now promoting Retardedness!

Sarah Palin has announced that she will resign from office at the end of this month.

Just goes to show how dangerous it is to have women in politics. They change their minds so often, and have baffling "spells" when they act like liberals and say crazy things like "we should help the poor" or "waterboarding is torture."

Brother Buford

The weird stuff is always happening at the end of the month, too.

[New Directions]

Re: Sarah Palin has gone INSANE! Now promoting Retardedness!

This is very disheartening to hear from her, indeed. However, I have seen this time and time again in my Christian counseling practice. Parents grow attached to their little bundle of sin, and soon their logic twists and they see them as being "special" and "one of God's children". The parents soon forget that it was their own sin that produced a child such as their own. This is denial at its finest, plain and simple, and I'm sure God is watching with contempt.

[The baptist]

Re: Sarah Palin has gone INSANE! Now promoting Retardedness!

The retard is our Lords way of warning us.

She is usually quite clever for a woman, but obviously her husband is failing in his Christian duties as a man.

I do believe that one of our learned Pastors should take her over his Goldy knee, and show her the way to Jesus