[Petal]

Re: Announcing Candidacy of My Left Shoe

I can already smell your candicacy BBQ!

you shore that schmell you schmells not be a schmelly ole shoe?

Mr.SchmellyShoe, i gonna votes for you! i not really gonna votes for you cuz i be a girl an i not alloweds to votes , but if i were alloweds i sware i would votes for you, it true

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Announcing Candidacy of My Left Shoe

Thank you for bringing some great humor to this race!

Humor? I don't understand.

My Left Shoe is a viable candidate.

It has lived in Freehold for a year. Have you? I don't recall seeing you the times I've visited.

It is not a rapist. Are you?

It has a sole. Do you?

My Left Shoe also supports every bizarre "progressive" scheme you do, and then some. Can YOU promise a free, City-maintained watermelon patch in every trailer park? Can YOU promise free fried chicken? My Left Shoe has even got a proposal together to provide free cable television to all of Freehold's trailer parks and low-income neighborhoods!

I have seen no useful and generous programs proposed by you, just attacks on the wealthy. My Left Shoe prefers to befriend the hardworking well-off and use a bit of their money to fund economic justice for the poor. You know, spreading it around a bit so everybody is better off.

you shore that schmell you schmells not be a schmelly ole shoe?

Mr.SchmellyShoe, i gonna votes for you! i not really gonna votes for you cuz i be a girl an i not alloweds to votes , but if i were alloweds i sware i would votes for you, it true

My Left Shoe thanks you, Petal. Maybe you could make a donation to his campaign instead?

[SUV]

Re: Announcing Candidacy of My Left Shoe

If Mr Left Shoe wins, can my Tiara get 'in' too? Maybe the "Kitchen Cabinet?"

[Alfred King]

Re: Announcing Candidacy of My Left Shoe

Humor? I don't understand.

You have no sense of humor?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Announcing Candidacy of My Left Shoe

Say there Mr King, care to answer a question ? What is the name of your church? I might like to join it. Do they allow crackers?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Announcing Candidacy of My Left Shoe

you shore that schmell you schmells not be a schmelly ole shoe?

Mr.SchmellyShoe, i gonna votes for you! i not really gonna votes for you cuz i be a girl an i not alloweds to votes , but if i were alloweds i sware i would votes for you, it true

This is you you Petal

[Petal]

Re: Announcing Candidacy of My Left Shoe

My Left Shoe thanks you, Petal. Maybe you could make a donation to his campaign instead?

i gots some real good news, Mr.Rev Rodimer! the pastors saids that even tho i not alloweds to votes for human folk, i be alloweds to votes for Mr.Shoe even tho he act like a demoncrat. but i belives that Mr.Shoe not really a demoncrat, he just need someone to belives in his inner republickan sole

odes to a amercan shoe




Mr.Shoe
there no needs to be blue
an schmell like poo
cuz it not true
that you a homer lieberal <--- i sorrys, i runned outta rhime words

This is you you Petal

an this for you, Mr.Dewitt! --->