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  • A liberal false "Christian" thinks...

    ...Jesus made water into whine!

    ..."turn the other cheek" means repositioning their sodomite "partner"!

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  • #2
    Re: A liberal false "Christian" thinks...

    A false "Christian" thinks...

    "love thy neighbor" somehow translates to tolerate and support everybody.

    God creating the earth in seven days, the parting of the Red Sea, Jonah, Daniel and the lions, the Flood, and most of the Bible are just simple allegorical stories that we can overlook, but Jesus saving an adulterous woman from stoning or telling us we must love our enemies absolutely, positively has to be understood 100% literally.

    The Bible is 100% subject to our own personal ideas of what right or wrong is. Don't agree that homosexuality is a sin? Then it's not and it's perfectly okay. Is stealing a sin? Yes, okay, we can leave that in there.


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    • #3
      Re: A liberal false "Christian" thinks...

      ...that the only judging allowed is judging Bible-believin' Christians and American Idolatry contestants (and even then, they feel bad about judging the "singers")!

      ...that Jesus was an effeminate hippy!

      ...that a Hindon't is a Hindooooo!

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      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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      • #4
        Re: A liberal false "Christian" thinks...

        They think the damndest things. I've heard that they believe that Jesus and "buddha" and "moohamad" and "krishna" were all pals.

        Seriously?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: A liberal false "Christian" thinks...

          ... that they can throw the Bible away, do whatever they want and still get into heaven because they call themselves "Christian".
          Drama queen

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          • #6
            Re: A liberal false "Christian" thinks...

            ....that the Ten Commandments are "guidelines" as opposed to God's Holy Word written in stone and to disobey them is to be assured of an eternity in hellfire.

            ....the Romans were responsible for the death of Jesus.

            ...just "being a good person" will get you into Heaven. If that was the case, Ghandi, Mother Theresa, and Abraham Lincoln would not be burning in Hell.
            [Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone


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            • #7
              Re: A liberal false "Christian" thinks...

              ...The old testament and the rules and punishments in it are somehow not valid.
              ...Jesus supported peace.
              ...If you don't believe in Jesus you can somehow not go to hellm
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              • #8
                Re: A liberal false "Christian" thinks...

                Liebrals think..... God loves everybody and it is OK to not follow the parts of the Bible you do not like. So most end up going to Church just for the bake sales.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: A liberal false "Christian" thinks...

                  ...that the parts of the Bible that count can fit onto a bumper sticker, and the rest is just filler and pull quotes.

                  ...that you can get to Heaven by ways other than faith in Christ (in which case He wasted His time by being crucified, Gal. 2:21).

                  ...that the loving way to treat sinners is not to warn them away from their sin, but to mind your own business and let them slide off into the lake of fire.

                  ...that we should follow the "true message of Christ," which by the most amazing coincidence is whatever that liberal wanted to believe anyway.

                  ...that God doesn't care what we believe about theology, provided that we follow a rigidly dogmatic secular ideology (liberal, of course).
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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