Southern Methodist Gayla Prom

[Roberta]

They even admitted 15 year olds! Nothing like breakin' em young.

[Nobar King]

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Or statutory rape. It says ID required, but are they checking ID for kids or adults?

[narrowpathy]

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Are Methodists Christians? or only Baptists are Christians?

[narrowpathy]

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"This being the Christian SINGLES forum, and Landover not being some liberal Methodist church that allows fornication and bastard-rearing by "single moms", this question is wholly inappropriate."

So, Methodists are false, aren't they?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Are Methodists Christians? or only Baptists are Christians?

The Lord Jesus isn't about denominations and such; what He cares about is who follows His Word. People get all confused about labeling each other and forget the most important thing: following Jesus' commandments, each and every one. Now some Methodists are certainly Hell-Bound, to be sure. Heck, they allow women ministers--rest assured someone will be punished for that mishap. But on the other hand, George W. Bush has exemplified the qualities of a good Christian Leader, Husband and Father, despite the fact that he associates with the Methodists.

You may see here at Landover that we tend to talk only about Baptists as being Saved(r), but that is because Baptists are the only denomination left that actually make even a half-hearted attempt, as a whole, to follow Jesus. There are plenty of so-called Baptists that are hell-bound, that is certain as well. These abominations will certainly not have their own gay-mansions in Heaven, that I can assure you But on the other end of the spectrum, there are good Baptists who spend a great deal of time and money fighting to return Jesus' rule to His Country, like us here at Landover and the Christians over at Westboro Baptist. Granted they are far more liberal than we are (they claim not to vote Republican down the line for some reason or another), but we give them a little slack sometimes because we know how hard following Jesus' command can be.

I hope this can clear some things up for you!

[JennyD]

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"This being the Christian SINGLES forum, and Landover not being some liberal Methodist church that allows fornication and bastard-rearing by "single moms", this question is wholly inappropriate."

So, Methodists are false, aren't they?

With the exception of Godly George W. Bush, nearly all Methodists are Hellbound promoters of fornication and perversion.

[Seeker]

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With the exception of Godly George W. Bush, nearly all Methodists are Hellbound promoters of fornication and perversion.

*cough* and also not my mother-in-law.

[scotty]

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With the exception of Godly George W. Bush, nearly all Methodists are Hellbound promoters of fornication and perversion.

You want to start something. At least I go to church every Sunday and don't just sit on my computer.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You want to start something. At least I go to church every Sunday and don't just sit on my computer.

And you are boasting about attending your false church? You could go and pray there 7 days a week and it wouldn't reduce the intense fires waiting for you in hell, boy.

Plus, sitting on your computer would break it.

[Spitfire]

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With the exception of Godly George W. Bush, nearly all Methodists are Hellbound promoters of fornication and perversion.

Bush is no exception. He's a war munger and a tax grabbing idiot. The American people are laughing at him.

[scotty]

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And you are boasting about attending your false church? You could go and pray there 7 days a week and it wouldn't reduce the intense fires waiting for you in hell, boy.

Plus, sitting on your computer would break it.

Enough with this communistic speaking boy. You will worhship Jesus Christ and God. None of this communistic behavior will be coming out of your mouth.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Bush is ...a tax grabbing idiot.

What an odd thing to say. Thanks to President Bush's tax cuts, my husband, Mr. Whitford, has been able to buy that new private jet he's had his eye on.

[Spitfire]

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Yeah, and it's people like you and your money grabbing husband that the democrats will sort out.

[VictoryOS]

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Yeah, and it's people like you and your money grabbing husband that the democrats will sort out.

Like the Demoncrats have any sort of power or intelligence!

[Deaner]

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Yeah, and it's people like you and your money grabbing husband that the democrats will sort out.

Democrats shmemocrats. We aren't scared of any stinking democrats. Do you think a darkie and a dyke can stand up to the power of Christ??