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Re: Southern Methodist Gayla Prom
Are Methodists Christians? or only Baptists are Christians?"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004Comment
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"This being the Christian SINGLES forum, and Landover not being some liberal Methodist church that allows fornication and bastard-rearing by "single moms", this question is wholly inappropriate."
So, Methodists are false, aren't they?"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004Comment
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The Lord Jesus isn't about denominations and such; what He cares about is who follows His Word. People get all confused about labeling each other and forget the most important thing: following Jesus' commandments, each and every one. Now some Methodists are certainly Hell-Bound, to be sure. Heck, they allow women ministers--rest assured someone will be punished for that mishap. But on the other hand, George W. Bush has exemplified the qualities of a good Christian Leader, Husband and Father, despite the fact that he associates with the Methodists.Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
You may see here at Landover that we tend to talk only about Baptists as being Saved(r), but that is because Baptists are the only denomination left that actually make even a half-hearted attempt, as a whole, to follow Jesus. There are plenty of so-called Baptists that are hell-bound, that is certain as well. These abominations will certainly not have their own gay-mansions in Heaven, that I can assure you
But on the other end of the spectrum, there are good Baptists who spend a great deal of time and money fighting to return Jesus' rule to His Country, like us here at Landover and the Christians over at Westboro Baptist. Granted they are far more liberal than we are (they claim not to vote Republican down the line for some reason or another), but we give them a little slack sometimes because we know how hard following Jesus' command can be.
I hope this can clear some things up for you!Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"Comment
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With the exception of Godly George W. Bush, nearly all Methodists are Hellbound promoters of fornication and perversion.Originally posted by narrowpathy View Postwww.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
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*cough* and also not my mother-in-law.Originally posted by JennyD View Post
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.Comment
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You want to start something. At least I go to church every Sunday and don't just sit on my computer.Originally posted by JennyD View PostComment
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And you are boasting about attending your false church? You could go and pray there 7 days a week and it wouldn't reduce the intense fires waiting for you in hell, boy.Originally posted by scotty View Post
Plus, sitting on your computer would break it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Bush is no exception. He's a war munger and a tax grabbing idiot. The American people are laughing at him.Originally posted by JennyDComment
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Enough with this communistic speaking boy. You will worhship Jesus Christ and God. None of this communistic behavior will be coming out of your mouth.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
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What an odd thing to say. Thanks to President Bush's tax cuts, my husband, Mr. Whitford, has been able to buy that new private jet he's had his eye on.Originally posted by Spitfire View PostPosted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
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Yeah, and it's people like you and your money grabbing husband that the democrats will sort out.Comment
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Originally posted by Spitfire View Post
Like the Demoncrats have any sort of power or intelligence!
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Democrats shmemocrats. We aren't scared of any stinking democrats. Do you think a darkie and a dyke can stand up to the power of Christ??Originally posted by Spitfire View PostComment
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