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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #1

    URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

    As you have now heard at services, Pastor Ezekiel Flint has been arrested for "assault", charged with the "crime" of attempting to smack the demons out of a wicced's skull with his Bible! This is nothing but typical PERSECUTION of a good man who was doing nothing more than exercising his RIGHT to follow his CHRISTIAN FAITH! A decent man who was trying to SAVE THE SOUL of a pathetic gothic wicced by any means necessary, and in this case he found it necessary to smack the demons out of the wretches skull with his Bible, demons that were so entrenched it took 16 hits just to get the little sodomite to just admit his lifestyle was wrong!
    So please join me in prayer that the Lord will help Pastor Zeke in his time of need, and that He will work through our joo lawyers to see that JUSTICE IS DONE and that Pastor Zeke will be home in time to enjoy a good steak dinner!
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

    Yet again, the politically correct thought police are out to deny us our freedom of speech and free exercise of religion. I will pray hard for him.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • Drizzle
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jan 2010
      • 71

      #3
      Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
      As you have now heard at services, Pastor Ezekiel Flint has been arrested for "assault", charged with the "crime" of attempting to smack the demons out of a wicced's skull with his Bible! This is nothing but typical PERSECUTION of a good man who was doing nothing more than exercising his RIGHT to follow his CHRISTIAN FAITH! A decent man who was trying to SAVE THE SOUL of a pathetic gothic wicced by any means necessary, and in this case he found it necessary to smack the demons out of the wretches skull with his Bible, demons that were so entrenched it took 16 hits just to get the little sodomite to just admit his lifestyle was wrong!
      So please join me in prayer that the Lord will help Pastor Zeke in his time of need, and that He will work through our joo lawyers to see that JUSTICE IS DONE and that Pastor Zeke will be home in time to enjoy a good steak dinner!

      He deserves to be arrested, fundamentalist scum.

      You HAVE to follow secular laws before that of your Holy Bible.

      That wiccan has EVERY RIGHT to practice her religion as you do yours.
      That belief is what this country was built upon.

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

        Originally posted by Brizzle View Post
        He deserves to be arrested, fundamentalist scum.

        You HAVE to follow secular laws before that of your Holy Bible.
        Secular law provides for the defense of necessity, and what could possibly be more necessary than saving souls?

        That wiccan has EVERY RIGHT to practice her religion as you do yours.
        That belief is what this country was built upon.
        But Pastor Ezekiel doesn't have the right to practice his religion? Nice.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #5
          Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

          Originally posted by Brizzle View Post
          That wiccan has EVERY RIGHT to practice her religion as you do yours.
          The wicced may be a pathetic gothic sodomite, but he's still a HE just as God created him, despite his rebellion against the Lord!
          Posted via Prayer

          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

          Blogging for CHRIST!
          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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          • Drizzle
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jan 2010
            • 71

            #6
            Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
            Secular law provides for the defense of necessity, and what could possibly be more necessary than saving souls?

            But Pastor Ezekiel doesn't have the right to practice his religion? Nice.
            01. It is not your place to save someone's soul that does not want it saved. Leave that to the Lord.

            02. He has EVERY RIGHT to practice his religion so long as it doesn't infringe upon the rights of other and cause others bodily harm. I can't believe you guys don't understand this.
            She is 100% entitled to practice any religion of her choosing, just as you are.

            You need to accept that.

            You can't force the Holy Spirit into her by assaulting her.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

              Oh my, what can I do to help? I could donate money or would use any resource at hand to help the Godly Pastor. I simply cannot believe this travesty. Why is he prosecuted! It breaks my gentle heart.

              And Brittany, shame on you for wishing such terrible things on your fellow man, a Pastor at that!
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #8
                Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                Originally posted by Brizzle View Post
                She is 100% entitled to practice any religion of her choosing, just as you are.

                You need to accept that.

                You can't force the Holy Spirit into her by assaulting her.
                Who is this woman you keep referring to?
                Posted via Prayer

                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22367

                  #9
                  Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                  This is totally outrageous. I just got off the phone with Free Market Fred, let's hope his team of lawyers can fix this.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Drizzle
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 71

                    #10
                    Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Oh my, what can I do to help? I could donate money or would use any resource at hand to help the Godly Pastor. I simply cannot believe this travesty. Why is he prosecuted! It breaks my gentle heart.

                    And Brittany, shame on you for wishing such terrible things on your fellow man, a Pastor at that!
                    I don't wish terrible things on anyone.
                    I wish him insight to see the wrong and hurt he has caused an innocent bystander that didn't provoke any kind of assault.
                    She was only exercising her right to practice her religion.

                    Could a muslim justly attack you with the Qur'an because his holy book says so?
                    I don't think you'd like that very much.

                    Try to see both sides. Have a little empathy.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22367

                      #11
                      Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                      Originally posted by Brizzle View Post
                      Have a little empathy.
                      Of which you don't seem to have any.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Drizzle
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 71

                        #12
                        Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                        Who is this woman you keep referring to?

                        I was referring to the person the pastor assaulted.

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                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 12414

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          This is totally outrageous. I just got off the phone with Free Market Fred, let's hope his team of lawyers can fix this.
                          That would be appreciated. While the church's crack team of joo lawyers are top notch, any help is good.

                          Originally posted by Brizzle View Post
                          She was only exercising her right to practice her religion.
                          Do you even try reading what people are saying at all? Or was your education so lacking that you don't have even the most basic reading comprehension skills? I will say this one more time... the wicced was NOT a woman.
                          Unless you are poking fun at him for being a gothic sodomite, then I apologize and urge you to continue mocking him for being less than a man.

                          Originally posted by Brizzle View Post
                          I was referring to the person the pastor assaulted.
                          Again I ask, who is this woman you keep referring to?
                          Posted via Prayer

                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                          Blogging for CHRIST!
                          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22367

                            #14
                            Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria
                            While the church's crack team of joo lawyers are top notch, any help is good.
                            You can never have enough good lawyers. I will never forget their great help when I accidentally killed Mister Johnson and Mrs. Johnson kept insisting it was murder instead of an accident.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Drizzle
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 71

                              #15
                              Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                              That would be appreciated. While the church's crack team of joo lawyers are top notch, any help is good.


                              Do you even try reading what people are saying at all? Or was your education so lacking that you don't have even the most basic reading comprehension skills? I will say this one more time... the wicced was NOT a woman.
                              Unless you are poking fun at him for being a gothic sodomite, then I apologize and urge you to continue mocking him for being less than a man.


                              Again I ask, who is this woman you keep referring to?
                              I apologize, I misread it. I thought it was a woman.

                              But the gender doesn't change the substance of my sentences.

                              And CrazyOldMan, I have a lot of empathy. I can put myself in the Pastors shoes and see he had good intentions because he wanted to save the Wiccan from Hell.
                              But he went about it in a very dangerous (and very illegal) way.
                              He could have simply sat him down, talked to him, tried to show him the merits of your beliefs.

                              Can you truly not see the wrong in what he did?

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