[JennyD]

Re: How to be an obedient wife???

You started off so well with that, bluefire.

I agree, the husband should certainly wear earplugs until she can learn not to scream or not to anger him. Alternatively, I imagine their marriage would be far happier if she would consider using the pocket money he doubtless gives her for things like food for herself and buy a nice ball gag.

But no, she's probably far too selfish, and will insist on buying name-brand food for herself. Purina, or even IAMS.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: How to be an obedient wife???

I happen to have thirty shekels, where can i find your father JennyD

You claim to be Saved yet you are clearly ignorant of the HOLY BIBLE!!!! FOOL!!!

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 plainly states, " If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

ARRRGGGHHHH!!!It would cost you roughly fifty shekels(or 416.5 grams of something during the time Deuternomy was written) or if we are going by current israeli currency, a mere $US13.30, to make her yours!!!! The downside is you'd be stuck with here until the day SHE dies. However, I WOULDN'T be so sure she is a virgin!!!

[MacDaddy]

Re: How to be an obedient wife???

You claim to be Saved yet you are clearly ignorant of the HOLY BIBLE!!!! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 plainly states, " If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."
!

But alas, I've yet to lay hold of her. I don't think that is a good idea anyway, as it will cost me more. And if she isn't a virgin as you suspect, why would I want to pay more. I should get a discount, perhaps 5 shekels would do.

Pastor Ezekiel has given me a great option and I thank him for that.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How to be an obedient wife???

or you could ditch his sorry ass and get a real man, this guys a dink, beating women is wrong, just beat your meat (masturbate), thats what i do.

What? How is spilling your seed going to solve anything? Are you seriously saying that if you came home and your wife hadn't cooked your steak, you'd react by reaching for your unwashed genitals and whacking away at yourself right there in the kitchen? The unsaved scare me.

why, fornication is great, sex before marriage isnt wrong, do you think they had marriage in the days of cavemen?

As has already been pointed out, cavemen are a secular myth. Marriage began with God and Eve. And it continues to thrive to this day, despite the best efforts of the queer lobby and Mitt Romney's cult.

technically that makes you all bastards

Your argument makes no sense whatsoever. Technically that makes you an imbecile.

so stfu and go to court, get a restraining order

You want her to "shut the obscenity up" and go to court to get a restraining order? How does that work? Mime?

You take beatings? You poor women. The only who needs a beating is that man of yours. If God truly wanted for women to be punchingbags, he would've told you. Women and men are equal, whatever some people here would say.

Is "the Dutchtruth" secular slang for nonsense and lies? It certainly looks like it. There's the truth, and then there's the "Dutchtruth".

Hmm... I think... the best way to solve this screaming problem would be to have your husband wear earplugs. Actually... thats probably not a good idea... because he'll forget to take them out. And if you were to set fire to his dinner... he wouldn't hear the fire alarm. And then he'd die. Sob. Oh but then he'd go to heaven and be happy, and then you wouldn't have to worry about him anymore. And then you could get remarried and work harder at the new marriage. Yeh... thats probably the best idea come to think of it. I know... its a bit of a pain. But it's probably the best for both of you.

You pretty much just told her to kill her husband, you vicious cow! We were just having a nice civilised discussion about love and marriage, there's no need to bring violence into it!

You claim to be Saved yet you are clearly ignorant of the HOLY BIBLE!!!! FOOL!!!

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 plainly states, " If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

ARRRGGGHHHH!!!It would cost you roughly fifty shekels(or 416.5 grams of something during the time Deuternomy was written) or if we are going by current israeli currency, a mere $US13.30, to make her yours!!!!

Good point, my mental spastic friend. It would appear this drunken Scotsman was trying to Jew Jenny's dead dad!

[MacDaddy]

Re: How to be an obedient wife???

Well,

We have a disagreement on the price of JennyD which i think only she can answer (if you can even believe the word of a female).

I have offered 30 shekels which is the going rate of a woman as per the bible.

Vayhr of the Warhost has claimed i have already taken her, in which case i should pay 50 shekels.

Vayhr of the Warhost also suggests that she has already lost her viginity, in which case she is only good for cleaning my toilets and such and the LBC should probably pay me to take her off their hands.

So JennyD, which is it?

[bluefire]

Re: How to be an obedient wife???

Brother T, have you had a bad day? You've just attacked almost everyone in just one post! I suggest you take a short nap

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How to be an obedient wife???

Brother T, have you had a bad day? You've just attacked almost everyone in just one post! I suggest you take a short nap

I haven't slept in five days and I feel just fine. When the Lord calls you to duty, there's no slacking. Now and then Nancy Pelosi appears and starts dancing at the corners of my eyes, but she does go away if you ignore her for long enough.

[bluefire]

Re: How to be an obedient wife???

I haven't slept in five days and I feel just fine. When the Lord calls you to duty, there's no slacking. Now and then Nancy Pelosi appears and starts dancing at the corners of my eyes, but she does go away if you ignore her for long enough.

Well good on you then for coping so well!

[Yellow Rose]

Re: How to be an obedient wife???

or you could ditch his sorry ass and get a real man, this guys a dink, beating women is wrong, just beat your meat (masturbate), thats what i do. report to the police that this guys a douche, get him charged and problem solved

Please describe a real man for me. I am trying very hard to find one.