[JennyD]

Re: How to be an obedient wife???

...Beating women. It is something I have never done and something I would rather not do. There isn't anything that would make me hit a woman unless she was threating to kill me or severly injure me in some way.
I do believe women should do their jobs, specially women who are housewives. This is a sure fact. Clean the house, get some food for a days hard work, and say "Hello love." As you enter the door. But not doing it wouldn't make me want to beat her. If she didn't cook anything for me I'd be a loving man and give her more time. I mean my girlfriend normally doesn't get any dinner until around 9 or 10 pm
I feel bad for her really. But, should all not be forgiven?
If something is done wrong should'nt we forgive them for what they have done. That's just me though. I just don't believe in hitting women. I truly don't want to ever hit a woman. In my mind hitting women is disrespectful. But once again, thats just me.

See, gboybig, this is exactly how the Christian man feels. He doesn't WANT to beat his wife. He does it because it is his Christian duty to ensure that she remains docile and subservient, as God commands her!

"Cavemen" is a Darwinist myth you sill girl. The only place ape-men lived in caves were in pretty books made up by scientists.

What about Negroes, Brother B-J? I heard some of them STILL live in caves. Like this artist's rendition.

[MacDaddy]

Re: How to make my husband understand???

awile back I was not a perfect christian wife.

Strange you didn't expand on that statement, in what way were you not perfect? Did you forget to cook his dinner? Clean his clothes on time? Did you show your bare arms in public?..... Or GOD forbid, did you dance like a Nigra?

If you answered yes to any of the above, you should feel lucky he doesn't divorce you

A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband: but she that maketh
ashamed is as rottenness in his bones.
Proverbs 12:4

Wives, submit to your husbands....
—Colossians 3:18-19

[JennyD]

Re: How to make my husband understand???

Mister Unsaved Trash, who are you to grill this confused young girl?

Keep your sleazy, sex-addicted paws off her! Do not grope her firm young breasts, nor stroke her bruised and swollen buttocks! Don't you dare offer to show her that Karma Supra filth you like to look at! She belongs to Jesus, not to your perverse father Satan!!

Shall I call a Moderator to put you in Quarantine, or can you behave yourself?

[MacDaddy]

Re: How to make my husband understand???

But JennyD,

I have been saved and confessed my sins, I am one with God now.

BTW, have you reconsidered my generous offer to Marry you.

[JennyD]

Re: How to make my husband understand???

But JennyD,

I have been saved and confessed my sins, I am one with God now.

BTW, have you reconsidered my generous offer to Marry you.

GAH!!

[MacDaddy]

Re: How to make my husband understand???

GAH!!

Save your GAH!! until the wedding night when your Christian Soldier baby factory starts up.

[The Widow Anna]

Re: How to make my husband understand???

Save your GAH!! until the wedding night when your Christian Soldier baby factory starts up.

Don't start your fantasies of another industrial revolution too soon, sir. The Liebrals and their stem-cell research, abortion supporting and such are damned in both the eyes of God and his true followers. The impossible notion of a child factory is about as likely as you getting anywhere near Sister Jenny's seeds for the Lord, with your disgraceful manners and unsaved soul. I'm appalled!

[The_dutchtruth]

Re: How to make my husband understand???

You take beatings? You poor women. The only who needs a beating is that man of yours. If God truly wanted for women to be punchingbags, he would've told you. Women and men are equal, whatever some people here would say.

Ha!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to make my husband understand???

You take beatings? You poor women. The only who needs a beating is that man of yours. If God truly wanted for women to be punchingbags, he would've told you. Women and men are equal, whatever some people here would say.

Ha!

The Holy Bible disagrees with you.

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Isaiah 3:12
As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

Jesus always wins!

Ha!

[Brother McGregor]

Re: How to be an obedient wife???

why, fornication is great, sex before marriage isnt wrong, do you think they had marriage in the days of cavemen? technically that makes you all bastards, and seeing how hitting people is assault and against the law, its technically illegal. so stfu and go to court, get a restraining order, and dont listen to these idiots

Watch your abbreviations you nasty little sodomite.

[JennyD]

Re: How to make my husband understand???

Women and men are equal, whatever some people here would say.

Ha!

HA, indeed!

We could care less what PEOPLE, like YOU, say. We are only concerned with what the Word of God says!

What DOES God say?

In Leviticus 27:3-7, God places a financial value on males and females. See for yourself: Are they equal in God's eyes?

And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver.... And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels.


And if it be from five years old even unto twenty years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male twenty shekels, and for the female ten shekels.

And if it be from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation shall be three shekels of silver.
And if it be from sixty years old and above; if it be a male, then thy estimation shall be fifteen shekels, and for the female ten shekels.

I'm going to say . . . NO!

[MacDaddy]

Re: How to be an obedient wife???

I happen to have thirty shekels, where can i find your father JennyD

[JennyD]

Re: How to be an obedient wife???

I happen to have thirty shekels, where can i find your father JennyD

When I was an infant, Jesus blessed me by sending an out-of-control thresher to shred my filthy Papist parents as they left a Chicago cathedral. So, rather than following their depraved path of Mary-worship and faux cannibalism, I was raised up in the light of Jesus at a Christian orphanage.

Glory!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to be an obedient wife???

I happen to have thirty shekels, where can i find your father JennyD

As of now, Landover Baptist Church is the legal guardian of Miss Jennifer. If you'd like to discuss matrimony, click on that Paypal button below and send your *shekels to Jesus.


*By "shekels" I mean U.S. Dollars, God's preferred currency.

[bluefire]

Re: How to be an obedient wife???

Hmm... I think... the best way to solve this screaming problem would be to have your husband wear earplugs. Actually... thats probably not a good idea... because he'll forget to take them out. And if you were to set fire to his dinner... he wouldn't hear the fire alarm. And then he'd die. Sob. Oh but then he'd go to heaven and be happy, and then you wouldn't have to worry about him anymore. And then you could get remarried and work harder at the new marriage. Yeh... thats probably the best idea come to think of it. I know... its a bit of a pain. But it's probably the best for both of you.